Sound the alarms: Bad Bunny y Kendall Jenner were allegedly seen kissing at a club in L.A., and fans are freaking out. Now, we’re all wondering if they’re a couple — and if Bad Bunny will become an official-unofficial Kardashian. Just sayin’, El Conejo Malo‘s world uniting with Kardashian land would set them up for world domination… but we also have very lukewarm feelings about them together. “Lo Siento BB,” but the rumor might be true.

This is how the Bad Bunny-Kendall Jenner chisme started

Gossip account Deux Moi reported the rumor first, by posting a blind item earlier this week that read: “This single famous model sister was seen playing tonsil hockey with Bad Bunny at a private LA club last night. Word is he is in an open relationship.” The subject line? “MAJOR SPOTTING.” Agreed. It’s major.

At that point, people were already buzzing, because— well, it’s Bad Bunny. Then again, no matter who the “famous model” it was, one thing is clear: El Conejo Malo has “many novias.” But who was it this time?

A little bit about El Conejo Malo’s relationship history— and where he stands now

While Benito had a long-term relationship with fellow Boricua queen Gabriela Berlingeri, telling Rolling Stone in 2020 “she is very special in my life,” it soon soured. After a confusing string of possible engagement rings and a wedding sequence alongside Berlingeri in his “Titi Me Preguntó” video, Bad Bunny set the record straight. By July 2022, he took to IG Live to say he and Berlingeri were just besties. A.K.A.: “If she wants to have a boyfriend she can, because we’re best friends, just as if I want to have a girlfriend I can, because we’re best friends.” Understood.

After that, the Bad Bunny hookup rumor mill went crazy. As in, gossip about him dating fellow Vega Baja-native Vicky Del Mar (with TikToks to sort-of prove it), kissing a fan at a San Juan nightclub, meeting a fan at his Phoenix concert and taking her to a Lakers game… you get the picture. In short, Bad Bunny was right all along: tiene muchas novias, and he’s probably taking them all to un VIP.

So, while Bad Bunny might have still recently gotten a tattoo of Berlingeri’s eyes (and may have performed at the Grammy’s with a wedding ring), to all intents and purposes — it seems like he’s single. And that’s where Kendall Jenner comes in.

“Witnesses” at the club allegedly saw them kiss

As explained by TikTok account @morningchisme, Deux Moi posted that mysterious Bad Bunny blind item— and then further clarified the rumor on their podcast. The gossip maven explained, “I’m revealing it was Kendall Jenner and Bad Bunny.”

She continued, “I have witnesses on the scene who saw [Jenner] leave the club, this private club… it was the Bird Streets Club” in L.A. “She left the club, got into her car, two minutes later, they pulled Bad Bunny’s car around and he got in his car.”

So are they a new couple? A drunken hookup? We shall see. One thing seems likely though — the majority of Bad Bunny’s fans are not into this.

One Twitter user wrote that this rumor has them “sick” to their stomach, while another wrote: “Bad Bunny making out w Kendall Jenner will actually be my last straw.” LOL

Fans are screaming, “BENITO THIS ISN’T YOU,” and even have to admit, it’s an interesting pairing. Also, a 10/10 “White Lotus” meme:

Other fans are disappointed, always thinking Bad Bunny preferred “seasoning”:

Meanwhile, this is all of us right now:

Of course, there’s no way to tell if the latest chisme is true or not. This could be just one World’s Hottest Tour arena-sized rumor. One thing many fans are thinking? This could all be business maven-momma bear Kris Jenner’s doing. As they say, the devil works hard, but Kris Jenner works harder: