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Cristela Alonzo Scored Big Laughs Making Fun Of Donald Trump’s Wall On “The View”

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“Change might not happen in our lifetime but that doesn’t mean we don’t do the work.”

Comedian Cristela Alonzo appeared on “The View” this week to talk about her experience participating in the Women’s March on Washington. The panel asked Alonzo to speak about several misconceptions about the march, one of those being that the “march’s official platform called for open access to safe, legal, affordable abortion and birth control for all people.” Alonzo set the record straight, saying that the march was about way more than just birth control, like “equal rights, equal pay, [and] immigration.”

Alonzo’s focus then shifted to talking about “the wall” Trump has promised to build on the U.S.-Mexico border. Pulling from her own stand-up act, Alonzo’s rant about Trump’s proposed wall got the biggest laughs of the segment, saying, “Trump’s going to build a wall? First of all, doesn’t he know we use tunnels now? Did you see that tunnel ‘Chapo’ had? It looked like a Disneyland ride.” Watch the entire clip above.


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After Taking Her Panties Out Of Her Pants Sofia Vergara Schools Stephen Colbert On Her New Underwear Company

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After Taking Her Panties Out Of Her Pants Sofia Vergara Schools Stephen Colbert On Her New Underwear Company

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“So I said to her ‘Okay, first of all, you have to show me your underwear.'”

Television star Sofía Vergara was on “The Late Show With Stephen Colbert” this week to promote her show “Modern Family,” which returned for its ninth season Wednesday night. Oh, and also her new line of underwear. Called EBY, an acronym for “Empowered By You,” the subscription-based underwear service sends monthly, bi-monthly or quarterly packages of undies to customers via mail. Ten percent of the proceeds from their sales go towards helping women in Colombia start their own businesses. Her business partner, Renata Black, a fellow Colombiana, approached her with the idea when they first met. Vergara’s reaction was “you have to show me your underwear” and the rest was history.

EBY will not only be an underwear brand, but a partner to small business owners across Colombia.

They’ll take proceeds from the underwear sales and help fund women who own small businesses as well as women who want to start a business in Colombia. They have plans to bring their model to the U.S. after all the natural disasters that have recently taken place.

She then showed Colbert a sample of what they look like — by pulling out her own.

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The underwear seemingly appearing from nowhere really took Colbert by surprise. She said to him, “Hold it it’s clean!” Colbert replied, “That’s a neat trick… I’ve seen bras being taken off before, but that is…” he trailed off, a little dumbfounded.

The company website says that from kidnapping to cancer, Vergara has been through the ringer and her resilience is what Colombian women and the company are made of.

Vergara then used her undies to show Colbert how to be a classy gentleman.

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I can see the “Shark Tank” sales pitch now: “They’re panties and pocket squares.” Then someone else in the sales pitch shouts, “You’re a genius! One billion dollars!”

The underwear are made for women of all shapes and sizes to enjoy.

From extra small to 4XL, Vergara says they tried to think of all women.

Vergara also spoke about working on a hurricane relief telethon, where she had Julia Roberts on one side and Oprah on the other.

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She couldn’t help but take a whiff of Oprah’s greatness. I mean, wouldn’t you?


READ: Sofia Vergara Responds To Those Who Think She’s Playing A Stereotype


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Eva Longoria’s Takes To ‘The View’ To Share Her Thoughts On Immigration Reform And Sanctuary Cities

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Eva Longoria’s Takes To ‘The View’ To Share Her Thoughts On Immigration Reform And Sanctuary Cities

Eva Longoria appeared as a guest on ‘The View’ to discuss a variety of topics with the show’s hosts. Not one to hold back on serious subjects like immigration reform, Longoria spent much of the interview tackling many of the issues facing our our country today. Of course the conversation wasn’t entirely political, and by the end interview Longoria managed to get several laughs from the audience and the hosts. Check it out.

Longoria took the opportunity to discuss her experiences with immigration and border patrol.

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Longoria called the immigration system “broken,” saying there were “a lot of moving pieces” which make it hard for anyone to understand how the process actually works.

Then Longoria told ‘The View’ panel her opinion on refugees that seek asylum in the U.S.

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She brought up the point that many people, including those who arrive from Central America, leave their countries due to warlike conditions in their homeland. Longoria added, “This isn’t an issue of Democrats and Republicans […] for these people it’s an issue of life and death.”

She then turned her attention to President Trump’s approach to sanctuary cities.

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Longoria told the audience she understands the U.S. is a nation of laws, and that these laws need to be protected. However, Longoria warned that “when you vilify an entire community” and defund a sanctuary city, you run the risk of hurting everyone — not just the few who are breaking rules — just to make a point.

‘The View’ then brought up something a little more light-hearted: the fact that IMDB lists her age online.

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Longoria was asked what she thought about her age being listed on IMDB. Her response was classic Longoria: “it sucks.” After a few laughs from the audience, Longoria continued, “It doesn’t suck when you’re like 20, you’re like, ‘I don’t care.’ Now I’m over 40 and I’m like, ‘yeah, let’s take that down.'”

Be sure to check out Longoria’s entire interview on The View.

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Longoria rounded out the interview talking about her recent marriage, her directing skills – she’s directed “Blackish” and “Jane The Virgin” – and her appearance in the upcoming “Lowriders” movie. Check it out!


READ: The Trailer For “Lowriders,” Starring Eva Longoria And Demian Bichir, Just Dropped

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