Danny Trejo Is A Better Batman Than Ben Affleck, A Better Superman Than Henry Cavill

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“Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice” was one of the most hotly anticipated movies of the year. After its release, a stream of negative reviews hit the Internet, leading to Sad Ben Affleck and a 29% rating on Rotten Tomatoes. You know what that movie could have used? DANNY TREJO. Because Danny Trejo makes everything better.

Sad Ben Affleck would turn his frown upside down if this guy was playing Superman:

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Or maybe he could play Batman? trejo-batman

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He would instantly have the best Batman voice.

Trejo could make also make a great Captain America…

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You know what? Maybe he could be Antonio Stark, aka Iron Man…

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Or fellow Avengers member The Hulk…

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Why not Black Widow?

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He coulda been a bad-ass Spider-Man…

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Or a killer Deadpool.

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Imagine Danny Trejo slicing and dicing villains as Wolverine…

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Or watching him move metal with his hands as Magneto.

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Then you could pronounce it “Mahg-neh-toh” instead of “Mag-neat-o.” This could be his theme song.

Could he pull off playing The Joker? Of course.


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“Why so serious, holmes?”

BONUS: If they ever make a movie about El Chapulín Colorado… the choice for the lead role is a no-brainer:

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