This Hilarious (And Nervous) Father-To-Be Picks His Must-Haves From The mitú Shop… And Why Is This So Funny?

Sup, FAM!!! Bew Bew BEW BEWWWWW (reggaeton horns)!!! I hope ya’ll been wilin’ out, cuz if your amá hasn’t yelled, “¡QUÉ CHINGADOS ESTÁS HACIENDO! NI LOS ANIMALES SE COMPORTAN ASÍ, CABRÓN!” then I don’t know what you’re doing with your life. 

Anyway, enough about making poor decisions, because I’ve got my lista here with some good-good stuff I’m gonna want in my life for the new decade. It’s 2020. No mames, fam. Ya llegamos al future! A HUEVO!!!!!

Pick #1 Taco ‘Bout Cutie Onesie

If you’re not crying, take your nalgas to church, BECAUSE YOUR SOUL NEEDS TO BE SAVED! I’m about to be a dad. So, no, this isn’t for me (imagínate though – my pompi would rip right through this ????). My wife and I are bringing a chingona little baby girl into this world. She is going to steal hearts…and yeah, she’s probably gonna get lost at family parties all the time and we’re going to magically find her in line for the taquero.

Pick #2 Millennial Loteria

This game literally made me L-O-L in Spanish. You get some friends over. You get some tequila (ONLY if you’re of OF AGE, I don’t wanna be responsible for some UNDERAGE-ASSED NONSENSE, so champurrado if you’re under 21, cabrones). But, this is a good time guaranteed. It’s classic lotería, pero con las mamadas de hoy en día (50 pts for rhyming). 

Pick #3 No Pos Ta Cabrón Sweatshirt

This is classic. How would I have dealt with ALL MY PROBLEMS if it hadn’t been for this wise viejón reassuring me that life is tough? This sweater has all the veterano wisdom you’ll ever need. Also, it’s pure fashion. Tell me you don’t see this on the cover of “Chingona Fashion” magazine? Close your eyes. You’ll see it.

Pick #4 San Marcos Sweatshirt

Just looking at this beaut got me sucking my thumb like a bebe ????????. Nothing gives you cozy “tapate mijita/mijito” vibes like a San Marcos cobija. Now your ass doesn’t have to worry about kicking this cobija off because you can actually wear it and that majestic tigre can protect you for the rest of your days. Solo pendejos se meten con un tigre San Marcos.

Pick #5 Guacardo Cocktail Tee

This shirt speaks to me. Maybe it’s the mystery of guessing what this elegant looking señora is whispering into Guacardo’s ear, or the fact that Guacardo is holding a martini, or just the “Ay, CARAY” expression on his face but — I LOVE THIS SHIRT. Plus it’s very versatile. I feel like I could wear this to a chic party, to church, to my prima’s quince, la tienda de la esquina, a friend’s wedding that I wasn’t invited to — I would look good in this anywhere. 

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Missouri Woman Seen Holding Pelosi Sign Faces First Judge In Series Of Court Dates For Federal Charges

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Missouri Woman Seen Holding Pelosi Sign Faces First Judge In Series Of Court Dates For Federal Charges

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Update January 21, 2021

A Missouri woman named Emily Hernandez had a court hearing in St. Louis after her involvement in the Capitol riots. Hernandez, 21, is facing several federal charges after participating in the deadly Capitol riot.

Emily Hernandez is facing the music after storming the U.S. Capitol on Jan. 6.

According to KSDK, Hernandez, who is from Sullivan, Missouri, has been released without bond after her first hearing in St. Louis. She has been ordered to stay in the Eastern District of Missouri until her next court date in Washington. Part of the terms of her release is that she is not allowed to travel to Washington other than for her court date.

During the hearing, she was recorded saying, “I’m sorry, I’m nervous.”

Hernandez is facing the following federal charges: knowingly entering or remaining in any restricted building or grounds, disorderly conduct which impedes the conduct of government business, steal, sell, convey or dispose of anything of value in the United States, disruptive conduct in the Capitol buildings, parading, demonstrating or picketing in the Capitol buildings.

Original: After a group of Trump supporters stormed the Capitol Jan. 6, people immediately started identifying the intruders. Videos have been circulating and people are steadily contacting the FBI to expose them. Instagram page @homegrownterrorists is one of the leading forces in identifying the rioters.

On Jan. 6, people stormed our Capitol building and the American people are demanding justice.

Images of people storming the Capitol building and looting the offices of members of Congress startled people around the world. One of the safest places in the world was overrun by far-right Trump supporters attacking the democratic process. Americans are demanding justice and working together to identify and report as many people to the FBI that were at the Capitol.

The Instagram page is unapologetically encouraging followers to identify people at the Capitol.

Five people died as a result of the riot, two of them were police officers. The Instagram page, run anonymously, is encouraging people to share the photos to their stories to increase the reach. The account might not have any legal power, but it is having some success. There has been more than one person identified through the IG page that has led to people losing jobs and being arrested by the FBI.

The account has disappeared multiple times but always comes back.

The mystery person running the account has expressed concern over their safety. The account has been suspended by Instagram after being reported by multiple people. There has even been some talk about them receiving threats of violence via DMs.

The person who runs the account has mentioned it randomly on their stories but with no real detail. According to recent stories, the person behind the account doesn’t want to antagonize the people sending threats.

The owner of the account did say that they have been contacted by Instagram about the account.

A tweet from HomeGrownTerrorists caught Instagram’s attention and the account was reinstated. However, there was a backup account to keep functioning in case the original got deleted. IG and the account owner reached an agreement where they get to keep the main account and the backup account was permanently banned. No questions asked.

If you want to help or be connected to the cause, you can follow this page on Instagram.

There are a lot of people left to identify and the nation’s law enforcement is bracing for more violence. Capitols in all 50 states are on alert for possible attacks and the National Guard is being mobilized in big numbers for the inauguration. We are not out of the woods when it comes to the threats that have been made.

READ: After Last Week’s Riots, A Black Woman Has Been Appointed to U.S. Capitol Police Chief

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UPS Delivery Man Is Fired After Video Surfaces of His Anti-Latino Racist Rant

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UPS Delivery Man Is Fired After Video Surfaces of His Anti-Latino Racist Rant

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An unnamed UPS delivery driver has been fired after being caught using racist language when delivering a package to a Latino household. The incident occurred on December 17th.

The video, which was caught on a doorbell camera’s security footage, shows a white UPS driver appearing to be angry when delivering a package.

“Now you don’t get f—–g nothing…You can’t read and write and speak the f—–g English language,” he says while writing a “failed to deliver” notice and pasting it on the house’s front door.

The Aviles family says that the footage shows that the UPS worker never even attempted to deliver the package in the first place. He never rang the doorbell or knocked on the door. Based on that, the family has come to the conclusion that the driver intentionally withheld the package from the family out of prejudice and spite

They believe that the only way the driver could’ve known that the family was Latino was by making assumptions based off the name on the package.

“The only information this driver had that could serve as a trigger for this deep-seated hate was the name on the package,” said Forward Latino President Darryl Morin at a press conference addressing the incident.

“So what we have here is a very intentional act to ruin Christmas for somebody, for someone to spew this hateful rhetoric, and quite honestly to deceive their employer,” Morin continued.

Per UPS, the employee has now been fired. “There is no place in any community for racism, bigotry or hate. This is very serious and we promptly took action, terminating the driver’s employment. UPS is wholeheartedly committed to diversity, equity and inclusion,” UPS said in a statement. They also said they contacted the family to apologize.

But the Aviles family is still rattled that such bigoted people are out and about, letting their petty prejudices effect other people’s lives.

“The package was a Christmas gift that we eventually received after Christmas Day, but what if it happened to have time-sensitive content like an epipen or a book I needed to take a final,” said Shirley Aviles, the mother of the man who lives at the address, told NBC News. “I don’t get it. It’s just sad.”

Aviles seemed disturbed about what this incident says about human nature. “This is about the things people do when they think no one is watching them. That’s important because that’s when you see people’s true colors and that’s what’s scary,”

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