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If You Need Some Cardi B Memes, We’ve Got you Covered With These 19 Memes For Any Ocassion

Belcalis Almanzar is breaking records left and right, from VMA award nominations to topping Billboard charts, and even having her first child all in the last year alone. She is also one of the most meme-able humans on earth. That’s right. Move over, Rihanna. Cardi B is here to be the face of memes for every and nay situation. If you couldn’t get enough of the “Young Cardi” memes, then enjoy these Belcalis adulting memes.

1. When you don’t have anything nice to say.

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TBH, it’s not just a Dominican trait to be feared. All Latinos might have been taught that “If you don’t have anything nice to say, callate la boca pendeja.” However, some times people need to be talked down to.

2. Of course she is willing to get nostalgic.

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Bardi’s roots are definitely not from Disney. Girl grew up in the South Bronx and she worked as a cashier at an Amish Market when she was a teenager. She made $250 a week, which is better than a lot of jobs.

3. Nothing like some simple yet important beauty hacks.

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How many times have you done this with your hair? Don’t lie. It was more often than you’d like to admit.

4. You can get festive with some of these memes.

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Legit, I always leave my mom’s house like this on Thanksgiving. Like, give me all the food that no one is eating. I need food.

5. Some times you just want to make your friends laugh with some silly jokes.

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True fans know Cardi B’s name is Belcalis Almanzar, but her Cardi B stage name is short for Bacardi (the rum). Meanwhile, her sister’s name is Hennessy (like the brandy).

6. When your friend needs a little inspiration for their upcoming week.

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Cardi B to the rescue. Honestly, you can order your own Cardi B veladores and Bardi swag on Etsy.

7. Her photos are truly meme magic, like this sweet animal moment.

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Who hasn’t wanted to spend time with some sweet dolphins. Though, tbh, let’s avoid aquariums since they don’t treat animals well.

8. This surefire way to deflect all of those “y tu novio” questions.

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I don’t know if abuelitas understand memes just yet, but girl’s gotta learn to function in this life, and that you’re thriving. Two birds. One scone. ???????? ????

9. You can use Cardi B to clown your perpetually single friends.

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Also, you wouldn’t want to see them any other way. Have you experienced your single friends getting married? It’s like they disappear.

10. Obviously there is going to be a Beyoncé meme in the mix because she is everywhere.

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Fun fact: Cardi B’s “Invasion of Privacy” album mentions Beyoncé every twelve minutes. Cardi B gave shoutouts to all our favorite female artists (Tina Turner, TLC, Rihanna).

11. When you want to let your friends know that you are deep stalking an ex’s social media.

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Okurrr, maybe I’m being a little bit loca. Feel free to send to all the locos in your life.

12. Nothing like Cardi B letting everyone know exactly what you’re feeling.

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Someone just called to talk about your last tweet? Before you even hang up with them, post this.

13. Who hasn’t made this face and noise when using this emoji?

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Stick that tongue out and proud wherever you want girl. Save this meme for the day a fool misinterprets your emoji. Porque emojis are not words.

14. Nothing like giving your squad some inspiration about the years to come.

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Have you ever been out and about and seen someone that looks like your friend from the future? Those are moments to truly cherish.

15. When you just need a good laugh.

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I mean… it’s pretty spot on, sans the Targoat bags. But you know that Cardi B loves Target because it is one of the greatest stores, according to Latino families.

16. Hell, you can also just clown Cardi B as a bonding experience because, why not?

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Literally, Cardi B stripped to save money to get out of an abusive relationship and invest in her music career. I am here for that. That’s A+ street smarts and deserves all of the respect.

17. When you need motivation in life.

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When Cardi B “got a bag and fixed [her] teeth,” her dentist’s business actually tripled after Cardi B released “Bodak Yellow.”

18. Some times she just speaks to your very soul and that shouldn’t be kept secret.

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It looks like capitalism and tastes french fries. It also wouldn’t hurt to get someone in the White House who isn’t Donald Trump, tbh.

19. When you remember that your life is already goals.

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These are the things that matter in life, no? Sure we all got problems but so long as your skin is clear, your ass is fat, then you have what you need to have a good life, according to the Meme Gods.


READ: Young Cardi B Is Dropping Some Truth In Some Of The Funniest Memes On The Internet

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Cardi B Finally Finished That Mysterious Back Tattoo And Boy Is It Impressive

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Cardi B Finally Finished That Mysterious Back Tattoo And Boy Is It Impressive

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While everyone else is doing stick and pokes while in quarantine, Cardi B has been working something a little bit more intense.

Without access to proper tattoo artists, many have resorted to DIY tattoos-WFH style. Recently we compiled a list of all of the cool hand-poked tattoos being created during quarantine (which is important to note that we DO NOT want you to do this at home) and couldn’t help but notice when Cardi B didn’t do one herself. Nope, instead, she summoned a tattoo veteran to finish a tattoo we’ve long been obsessed with.

After teasing parts of her new tattoo to fans for months, the “Bodack Yellow” rapper finally finished the massive design over the weekend.

“Okay guys! Soooo here it is! It took me several months but I’m finally finished. This is my back tattoo! It goes from the top of my back to the middle of my thigh,” Cardi wrote in a caption to her Instagram. In a separate clip to her Instagram, she credited tattoo artist Jamie Schene of Union3Tattoo for the work.

“60+ hours, more than 10 cities, it was an awesome project and a crazy experience,” Schene wrote in a post of his own about the tattoo which features an array of flowers, butterflies, and a hummingbird. “Thanks for your dedication, strength, and hospitality.”

The Grammy winner’s fans were quick to praise her tattoo.

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“So beautiful can’t wait to finish mines,” kkvsh wrote in the replies section of the Instagram post.

Does it glow in the DARK too,” another user by the name of theshaunabrooks inquired while others cooed over the tattoo calling it “So colorful & pretty!”

No doubt when it comes to tattoos Cardi B is quite the pro.

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Cardi B has multiple tattoos on her body including the notorious and large peacock print on her left hip. She also has her sister Hennessey’s name on her bicep, her husband Offset’s name on her leg. She’s also had the tattoo “Loyalty Over Royalty” written on her right bicep and on one of her wrists she has her ex-boyfriend’s name “Tommy G.”

Julio Torres Gives Us An Update On What He And His Shapes Have Been Up To In Quarantine

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Julio Torres Gives Us An Update On What He And His Shapes Have Been Up To In Quarantine

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Julio Torres is one of our favorite comedians. We first learned about him when he started to share his unique comedy on “The Late Show starring Jimmy Fallon.” Torres’s delivery is what gives him comedy that extra punch.

“I am Julio and this is what my shapes and I have been doing during the quarantine.”

Like all of us regular people, Julio Torres has been in quarantine to combat COVID-19. His quarantine included him being stuck with people he thought he knew well. Fortunately, Torres gave a little video to Paper Magazine to let us all know how he is doing in quarantine and what he and his shapes have been up to since the quarantine started.

The one shape that has been doing the most is Krisha.

Yes. That Krisha. According to Torres, she has really gone wild since she was forced into a quarantine. Not in a good or bad way. She is just really doing the most and it is all catching up with her. But don’t worry. Krisha is still filled with confidence. She has an OnlyFans page and is supposed to be donating the proceeds to charity. However, we are still in the dark about the charity.

“Krisha, you know, Krisha, true to her Scorpio nature, has been… I mean, I don’t want to generalize on all Scorpios, but she’s been waking up at around 2 p.m. and then being awake for a little bit,” Torres says. “Then taking a nap. Then waking up again and then taking another nap from 10 p.m. to 4 a.m. Then waking up again and going to bed for good at 5 in the morning. She hasn’t been removing her blue contacts lenses the whole time, which is causing her this infection I think. At first we thought that it was something serious but it was just an eye infection caused by her not moving her blue contact lenses which I didn’t even know that she wore till I was quarantined with her.”

To be fair, we all assumed a lot about Krisha when we saw her in the HBO special.

As for her love life, well, let’s just say that Krisha is not where she wants to be. Who would have expected that being in quarantine would be so detrimental to your love life? Seems Krisha might be the only person who didn’t realize that she would be lonelier than normal at this time.

“She has been DM’ing up a storm just like flirting all day, which is great, but then when they don’t respond quickly enough,” Torres says. “I can tell when her suitors are not responding quick enough because she’ll just like throw her phone. Then she’ll look at me and goes, ‘What?!’ So, that’s what Krisha’s been up to.”

READ: Here’s How Julio Torres Convinced Lin-Manuel Miranda To Play A Little Cactus On An HBO Special