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If You Need Some Cardi B Memes, We’ve Got you Covered With These 19 Memes For Any Ocassion

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Belcalis Almanzar is breaking records left and right, from VMA award nominations to topping Billboard charts, and even having her first child all in the last year alone. She is also one of the most meme-able humans on earth. That’s right. Move over, Rihanna. Cardi B is here to be the face of memes for every and nay situation. If you couldn’t get enough of the “Young Cardi” memes, then enjoy these Belcalis adulting memes.

1. When you don’t have anything nice to say.

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TBH, it’s not just a Dominican trait to be feared. All Latinos might have been taught that “If you don’t have anything nice to say, callate la boca pendeja.” However, some times people need to be talked down to.

2. Of course she is willing to get nostalgic.

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Bardi’s roots are definitely not from Disney. Girl grew up in the South Bronx and she worked as a cashier at an Amish Market when she was a teenager. She made $250 a week, which is better than a lot of jobs.

3. Nothing like some simple yet important beauty hacks.

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How many times have you done this with your hair? Don’t lie. It was more often than you’d like to admit.

4. You can get festive with some of these memes.

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Legit, I always leave my mom’s house like this on Thanksgiving. Like, give me all the food that no one is eating. I need food.

5. Some times you just want to make your friends laugh with some silly jokes.

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True fans know Cardi B’s name is Belcalis Almanzar, but her Cardi B stage name is short for Bacardi (the rum). Meanwhile, her sister’s name is Hennessy (like the brandy).

6. When your friend needs a little inspiration for their upcoming week.

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Cardi B to the rescue. Honestly, you can order your own Cardi B veladores and Bardi swag on Etsy.

7. Her photos are truly meme magic, like this sweet animal moment.

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Who hasn’t wanted to spend time with some sweet dolphins. Though, tbh, let’s avoid aquariums since they don’t treat animals well.

8. This surefire way to deflect all of those “y tu novio” questions.

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I don’t know if abuelitas understand memes just yet, but girl’s gotta learn to function in this life, and that you’re thriving. Two birds. One scone. 🐥🍮 🐥

9. You can use Cardi B to clown your perpetually single friends.

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Also, you wouldn’t want to see them any other way. Have you experienced your single friends getting married? It’s like they disappear.

10. Obviously there is going to be a Beyoncé meme in the mix because she is everywhere.

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Fun fact: Cardi B’s “Invasion of Privacy” album mentions Beyoncé every twelve minutes. Cardi B gave shoutouts to all our favorite female artists (Tina Turner, TLC, Rihanna).

11. When you want to let your friends know that you are deep stalking an ex’s social media.

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Okurrr, maybe I’m being a little bit loca. Feel free to send to all the locos in your life.

12. Nothing like Cardi B letting everyone know exactly what you’re feeling.

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Someone just called to talk about your last tweet? Before you even hang up with them, post this.

13. Who hasn’t made this face and noise when using this emoji?

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Stick that tongue out and proud wherever you want girl. Save this meme for the day a fool misinterprets your emoji. Porque emojis are not words.

14. Nothing like giving your squad some inspiration about the years to come.

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Have you ever been out and about and seen someone that looks like your friend from the future? Those are moments to truly cherish.

15. When you just need a good laugh.

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I mean… it’s pretty spot on, sans the Targoat bags. But you know that Cardi B loves Target because it is one of the greatest stores, according to Latino families.

16. Hell, you can also just clown Cardi B as a bonding experience because, why not?

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Literally, Cardi B stripped to save money to get out of an abusive relationship and invest in her music career. I am here for that. That’s A+ street smarts and deserves all of the respect.

17. When you need motivation in life.

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When Cardi B “got a bag and fixed [her] teeth,” her dentist’s business actually tripled after Cardi B released “Bodak Yellow.”

18. Some times she just speaks to your very soul and that shouldn’t be kept secret.

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It looks like capitalism and tastes french fries. It also wouldn’t hurt to get someone in the White House who isn’t Donald Trump, tbh.

19. When you remember that your life is already goals.

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These are the things that matter in life, no? Sure we all got problems but so long as your skin is clear, your ass is fat, then you have what you need to have a good life, according to the Meme Gods.


READ: Young Cardi B Is Dropping Some Truth In Some Of The Funniest Memes On The Internet

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Cardi B Wants Bernie Sanders To Put Her Tax Money Toward Free Healthcare And Education

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Cardi B Wants Bernie Sanders To Put Her Tax Money Toward Free Healthcare And Education

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Cardi B refuses to be boxed into any archetype. The Afro-Dominican rapper has used her platform in the past to talk about the injustices of America’s healthcare system. This Monday, she effectively put her weight behind Democratic presidential candidate Bernie Sanders by telling her 6.7 million Twitter followers that she feels “really sad” about “how we let him down in 2016.”

Claro, Cardi B’s endorsement of the progressive Democratic socialist candidate has ignited a firestorm of responses from fans and haters alike. 

In a single tweet, Cardi acknowledged the authenticity of Bernie’s platform–which has remained consistent throughout decades of politics.

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Often, voters feel isolated from politics because political speech is too pedantic to resonate with. Cardi was speaking from the heart of America when she said that Bernie’s issues are not a “front” for a campaign to win. She believes Bernie’s passion to creating a safer America for all is genuine.

Bernie Sanders narrowly lost the Democratic primary to Hillary Clinton in 2016.

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It’s no secret that, after Trump won, the Democratic party experienced a deep disillusionment over party ideals. Bernie brought a much more progressive stance than establishment Democrats, advocating for free healthcare as an American right, free college tuition and equality for all. The Senator thanked her in a tweet that read, “Thank you @iamcardib! Our fight for justice is far from over and we are not giving up.” 

The conversation continued after a critic pointed out that Cardi has once complained about high taxes.

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The Twitter user seemed to think that Cardi’s disdain for high taxes would be in direct conflict with Bernie Sanders’s outspoken platform to raise taxes on the rich to effectively redistribute to the masses in the form of free healthcare and education. He was wrong.

His didn’t get away with going up against Cardi and Bernie without a good dog walk from Latinas in charge.

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It’s the name of the game–perception is a reality in politics. The perks of being a civilian are being able to say things like “que chinguen a su madre” to anyone who twists your words. 

Cardi clapped back by saying that she’s here for high taxes, but only if she can see her dollar effect positive change.

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With a large chunk of our taxes going to the military, subsidizing the dying dairy and meat industries, and a clear lack of funds directed towards the humanitarian crisis on the border, Cardi wants someone in power who will improve the quality of life for as many Americans as possible. She wants to see what she’s paying for.

Of course, the sexism and racism came out to play in the comment threads.

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This user claimed that “hood rats” are implicitly lacking the “mentality” to have political opinions. “I wish some people would stay in their lane,” is tantamount to someone like Trump telling The Squad to “go back” to “where they came from.” It implies that you’re born into the limits on your own agency, and it’s toxic thinking.

The Bardi Gang came through to defend Cardi’s right to use her political voice.

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Cardi B is an Afro-Latina woman who worked her way to fame by stripping at the club across from her high school. Her work has invited criticism from conservative pundits, claiming her body and sex-positive messaging is anti-feminist. As a black woman taking up space in the world, everything she does is overanalyzed.

 They also offered her support amidst all the “hate.”

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Other politically invested folks came through with comments like “Girl read about ELIZABETH WARREN,” and “Kamala2020 get down read up on her.” Sprinkled throughout were messages of support for Bernie, happy that 6.7 million followers could #FeelTheBern thanks to Cardi.

Cardi might be a celebrity, but she’s also a constituent who wants to see her taxes put an end to bankruptcy by medical and student loan debt.

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With 2020 around the corner, campaign season is in full swing again. As always, we are mitú and we want everyone to educate themselves about every candidate and get out the vote!

A Young Latino Confronted His Mom For Liking His Ex’s Post And She Clearly Doesn’t Care

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A Young Latino Confronted His Mom For Liking His Ex’s Post And She Clearly Doesn’t Care

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There is something about your parents staying friends with your ex that drives people crazy. Like, they also made connections with those people and they might really like them. However, should they take your side and just cut them off? That is the debate raging right now after on Twitter user confronted his mom about liking one of his ex’s Instagram photos.

Here is the moment Alan Zamora confronted his mother about liking his ex’s photo on social media.

He confronted him mother with a, “WTF?!” She responded simply with, “Terminó contigo, pero no conmigo.” She added: “She’s my friend.” Now, that is just some cold honesty about the importance of making sure your parents don’t get too attached to your novios and novias.

Her insistence on being friends with his ex led him to ask for new moms.

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Who wants to give this man the mom he clearly wants. Obviously, he is looking for fierce loyalty and a mother who will never side with his ex over him. Also must be able to be filmed for Twitter at a moment’s notice.

She even invited his ex over to hang out and we are all dead.

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Honestly, we all love when our ex’s parents want to stay in touch with us. They clearly love what we have to offer to the world. However, have you ever been on the other side of this? Have you ever seen your parents try to hangout with your exes while liking their social media pics?

Some people saw this and thanked the universe that their parents can’t do the same thing.

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Pro tip: Make your parents social media illiterate. If they don’t know how to do social media, they can’t break your heart like this. Imagine your mom having an entire Instagram just to stay connected with the exes she liked from your life.

Some moms came through to explain what is happening from her perspective.

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It is kind of unfair for us to ask our parents to just cut someone out of their lives just because we couldn’t make it work. should they put their lives and hearts on pause just because our lives fell apart? It is a question that some moms legit want us to answer.

There were a few examples of parents taking it too far.

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Like, who does this? How does your mom take a trip with one of your exes then send you photos of the trip? This is the ultimate betrayal. There you are just living life wanting to take a trip with your mom then she takes the one who got away. Shady.

Or how about coming home and seeing your ex straight chilling with your folks?

Suddenly, your safe space is gone. You can’t come home and just relax because suddenly you have an ex hanging out on the couch. What a disaster. What a life they must live to do this to their pride and joy.

Yet, some people think that it is actually a sweet reminder of how much your life impacts your parents.

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Try not to cry thinking about how much you mean to your parents. They love you so much that they love everyone you love. That is true unconditional love. What a wonderful thing to think about.

Oh, and Zamora wants you to know that his mom is one of the most beautiful women despite the original video.

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What a great son. Even when he is betrayed by his mother, he still supports her unconditionally.

READ: Moms Are Standing Behind This Latina Who Went Viral On Twitter For Showing How Cute Motherhood Can Be Sometimes

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