On your feet yelling instructions like you’re on payroll

Sitting perfectly still because movement = jinx

Stress-eating like it’s your job

Pausing to replay the last call (again)

“We’re not talking until it’s over.”

“Don’t say the score out loud.”

“If you text ‘easy win,’ you’re blocked.”

“I need snacks in my hand for protection.”

“NO ERA.”

“Show the replay.”

“I can’t watch.”

“We still got this!”

The hype captain (chants, volume, vibes)

The ritual enforcer (seat assignments, rules, jinx patrol)

The snack guardian (air fryer manager, portions, refills)

The VAR attorney (evidence, arguments, exhibits A–Z)