Family can be a great source of many things. They can bring us love and support as well as a sense of belonging. Our familias are often our first introduction to relationships and can be a mirror in which we reflect upon ourselves. They can also be a source of some telenovela sized drama.
Every family has their secrets but some are wilder than others. We asked our FIERCE readers to dig all the family skeletons out of their metaphorical closets and they were quick to spill the tea. Here are some of the most shocking and scandalous family secrets they shared with us.
1. The hidden family.
Instagram/ @mexicano._.memes
“Um, that my father fathered several more children [than what] we were told. I think we now have like 12 half-siblings now, only knew if half of them. He’s in his 80s but still, it’s for sure weird. ????” — @misslopez_if_youre_vasty
2. *Cue the novela music.*
Instagram / @coolrulex
“That my sister almost married our half brother ( not 100% confirm ) and when he found out he went and married another girl with the same name as my sister but different last name he just change the last name at the church.” — @karo056186
3. Romantic entanglements.
Instagram / @daniarenas.usa
“My husband’s brother left his girlfriend for her sister… who happened to date my husband back in the day. They’re married with a baby now.” — @thahomieguera
4. A grandfather in all but blood.
Instagram / @divitha.institute
“That my grandfather (May he Rest In Peace ❤️) wasn’t my biological grandfather. I always wondered why my mom told the doctors that diabetes didn’t run in the family when it was the reason he passed away. ????????♀️” — @ivonlabombon
5. A secret straight out of the closet.
Instagram / @juixcebox.2
“My moms neighbors tea… the wife thought her husband was cheating so she asked my sister to give her a ride to follow him.. turns out he had a male lover ….now the lady blames my sister for giving her a ride like that’s the problem… and her closet gay husband stayed living there like nothing happened.” — @fitmomofdolls
6. Just plain scandalous.
Instagram / @mudrope
“That my tia stole my abuelita’s will from my moms room in mexico and that she claims she doesn’t have it cause she left more for my mom and wants my abuelito to write another one with more dinero for her!!!!!” — @mishygoldfishy
7. Definitely a premise for a Lifetime Movie of the Week.
Instagram / @reacttothat_
“My mom’s cousin had a boy when she was young while still in Central America. When she immigrated over to the states she had to leave him behind temporarily while she got her life together. My aunt met a man in the US and made a life here. They had 3 daughters. During that time her son grew up and I’m sure became super resentful toward my aunt. At some point my aunt put papers in for her son and brought him to the states. Him and the oldest daughter got SUPER close to the point where it got hella weird. She fell for her brother and they tried to run away with each other. I believe there plan was to go back to Central America. Mind you she was still a minor. He ended up ditching her at the border.” — @pessiyerez
8. Throw the whole dad away.
Instagram / @ohh.she.wyld.af
“So 7th grade. My dad looked me in the face on the way inside our apartment and said ‘Hey! Its time for me to go. I’m leaving your mom next week.’ ????♀️” — @kelly_a_stackhouse
9. This tia sounds cool af.
Instagram / @libragoggles
“That one of my mother’s older sister’s owned a brothel in Guatemala in the 70s. And would get her military boyfriend to beat the shit out of any of the men that mistreated her ladies. ????????♀️” — @pixelatedgum
10. Lost a tio and gained an hermano
Instagram/ @reacttothat_
“My uncle was actually my brother….he was raised by my grandma and my mom played along. My mom was young so my grandma didn’t want my mom’s reputation to be ruined. One xmas when I was 15 my step-dad told my brother my mom was his mom. We didn’t believe it but then our mom confirmed it. We talk about it all the time, how we use to call him Tio but now it’s bro.” — @arco___iris___
11. Say a rosario after reading this secret.
Instagram / @thatsfunnythat
“That my grandma thought my grandfather was cheating and so she cheated him with their church’s reverend.” — @grestmarie
12. The literal definition of “primo-hermanos.”
Instagram / @reacttothat_
“That someone’s prima’s daughter was pregnant by their son’s father????♀️ now they’re literally ‘primo-hermanos.’ — @_lilasthebest_
13. Fame doesn’t mean much when you’re a cheater.
Instagram / @me_as_a_millennial_mom
“My grandma dated Freddie Fender back in the 70s, she went to SPI to watch him play.. well she ended up finding him w/ another woman. She was so angry at him she threw his keys in the ocean and left his ass there…men ain’t shit ????????” — @taramdelagarza
