Kellyanne Conway Is Convinced That Americans Think the Impeachment Process is a Sham
Kellyanne Conway is as famous for being a counselor to the president as she is for her bizarre word-gymnastics. Who could forget her infamous coining of the term “alternative facts” when arguing about the size of Trump’s inauguration crowd in 2017. One thing Conway is not well-known for, however, are her jokes.
On Monday, Conway made an appearance on the popular cable news morning show Fox & Friends to discuss the impeachment hearings that President Trump is embroiled in. Conway, being who she is, arrived on the program with a veritable vault of sound bites ready to be dispensed at the right opportunity. One of these unfortunate soundbites was a hybrid Christmas/impeachment joke that was lame enough to make the dorkiest of dads cringe.
“For all the incredible buying power in this Trump economy, you know what Americans are not buying this holiday season? Impeachment,” she quipped.
The joke was in response to a question a Fox & Friends co-host posed about whether it was a “tough decision” for Trump’s lawyers to refuse to participate in the impeachment hearings. After insisting that it was “not a tough decision”, Conway launched into a lengthy diatribe, denouncing Trump’s impeachment as “an unconstitutional, illegitimate engagement”.
Usually a receptive audience, even the Fox & Friends anchors didn’t seem to be impressed with her attempt at word-play. But Conway didn’t stop there. She continued her amateur stand-up routine by likening the House Judiciary Committee Chairman Jerrold Nadler to Inspector Clouseau (the star of “The Pink Panther” franchise).
“If [Nadler] knew what the charges were…we would already know what were in the articles of impeachment,” she told the morning show. “Why is he playing a game of Inspector Clouseau secret squirrel?”
And as if that weren’t enough, Conway continued her tirade against the House Judiciary committee, virtually filibustering on the illegitimacy of the impeachment. Conway claimed that Democrats were making Trump “a victim to lots of Americans” who just want to “get on with the business of the country”. Conway posited that if Democrats were so convinced of Trump’s guilt, then “why in the world do [they] spend fifteen hours on Saturday and Sunday trying to figure out what the strategy is for today?”.
Conway, never one to back down from some screen-time, continued on her tirade even when a co-host tried to cut off her rambling speech. “Were [the Democrats] at soup kitchens?” she asked, becoming visibly more unhinged as she continued to speak. “Were they at districts putting wreaths on veteran’s graves? Were they there telling seniors how they’re going to lower their prescriptions drugs? Were they there covering the pot holes? Getting the 5G broadband to kids who don’t have it in rural America? No! They were huddled here in the nation’s capital on your dime wasting your time on more impeachment…”
For all the jokes Conway made at the expense of Democrats, if there’s one person who’s not laughing this week, it’s President Trump.
According to Trump’s lawyers, they are refusing to participate in the impeachment proceedings due to the lack of “any semblance of a fair process” by the House Judiciary Committee. As a refresher, The House Judiciary Committee decided to move forward with impeaching President Trump after releasing a 300-page report detailing the relationship between Trump and Ukraine. This makes Trump the third president in the history of the United States to be impeached.
As for what many people on Twitter weren’t “buying”, it was Conway’s misrepresentation of the facts.
Conway always has a way of spinning reality, but nonetheless, it’s still irksome to hear her spouting “alternative facts” on national television.
This person didn’t seem to agree on Conway’s assertion that Americans don’t agree with Trump’s impeachment:
Trump has committed so many impeachable offenses, it’s hard to chose which one. I cannot wait until Trump and accomplices are finally ousted from our White House. It will take time, but the stench from their occupancy can be restored.
— Ginger (@Ginger01801213) December 10, 2019
Her claim that Democrats are making Trump a “victim” in the eyes of the American people is dubious, at best.
This person took issue with Conway calling the impeachment “illegitimate”.
It’s not easy to impeach a president. Considering the many scandals that Trump has been involved with since taking office (and before as well), many people would consider the impeachment is a long-time-coming.
This person was skeptical of Conway’s polling data, when there is public evidence suggesting the contrary.
No it isn't but the Fox and Friends trio just sit there and let her rant her lies. The polling they are using is not correct. It is skewered to republicans. Use a valid poll and see what the results are.
— Ann Meyer (@colby767) December 9, 2019
According to aggregate polling site fivethirtyeight.com, 47.4% Americans support Trump’s impeachment while 45.6% oppose it.
This person coined a new term:
The illegitimate sham *president is being held accountable for his abuse of power and obstruction. Merry impeachmas!
— light bringer (@haiku_poet) December 10, 2019
Although we’ve never heard the phrase “Impeachmas” before, we agree that it has quite a nice ring to it.
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