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This Is The Cristiano Ronaldo Bust That Is Causing A Meltdown On The Internet Today

Cristiano Ronaldo received a very distinct honor today. No, it’s not the fact that an entire airport was named after him: the Aeroporto Cristiano Ronaldo. The honor that has everyone talking is the sculpture that was presented to Ronaldo by Portugal’s president and prime minister. I mean, who wouldn’t want a sculpture of Ronaldo?

Let’s be real, Cristiano Ronaldo is one handsome guy.

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He already looks like someone sculpted him out of pure muscle, so of course he should provide the perfect subject for an artist. What’s the worst that could happen?

Well, the honor that everyone is talking about is the bust created in Ronaldo’s – for lack of a better word – “likeness.”


Let’s take a closer look:


Yeah, this bust now resides over the entrance to the airport’s terminal, The Guardian reports.

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Reminder: This will be the first thing you see after giving a loved one a tear-filled goodbye.

When it comes to art, I’ll admit I’m not really qualified to be a critic, but something looks a little off.

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In fact, a lot of people can’t handle how the bust turned out.


Cause it kind of looks nothing like Cristiano Ronaldo.

The only thing they might’ve gotten right is the hair.

Here’s a side by side for sake of comparison.

Thoughts?

People are having ??so ??much ??fun?? with these tweets…

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…Like maybe too much…

…fun.

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Alright internet, we get it. Photoshop has made everyone a comedian.

People were quick to point out that Ronaldo has had bad luck with statues in the past.


But let’s be real: art isn’t easy. Police artists have made some sketchy choices in the past.

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And there was that lady who tried to repair the painting of Jesus.

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So maybe the real lesson here is that it’s hard to improve on perfection.

Alright, internet. That’s enough.


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Cristiano Ronaldo’s Stay At Home IG Posts Are Still Worth A Thirsty Double Tap

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Cristiano Ronaldo’s Stay At Home IG Posts Are Still Worth A Thirsty Double Tap

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The world might be locked down but some celebrities and athletes are letting us have an intimate look into their personal lives at home. One of those athletes is none other than Cristiano Ronaldo. The soccer superstar is living his quarantine one day at a time and his posts are worth taking some time out to double-tap.

The world might be at a standstill but Cristiano Ronaldo is still on IG showing off his fútbol physique.

By using #staysafe, Ronaldo is showing his fans the importance of staying put during this viral outbreak. One in two Americans are currently in lockdown orders and European countries have announced the potential of extending those lockdowns for weeks further. Fortunately, we have the technology to make it through this time.

He is still showing off how much of a family man he is.

There is something so sexy about a man who loves and cares for his mom. A man who knows how to be there for his mom is a man who will always be there for his chikibaby.

Let’s take a moment to remember what he looked like before the lockdown.

That’s the Ronaldo we all know and love. The active sportsman breaking a sweat on the soccer field. We’ve all watched more than one soccer game with him playing and it wasn’t for the sporting showcase.

And he is quite the looker when he is all dressed up.

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Yas, daddy. We stan a man who can go from athletic stunner to elegant dreamboat. Ronaldo is one man who definitely captures that kind of transformation.

Even staying at home, Ronaldo is working on his body and wants us to know it.

And ain’t nobody mad at him for it. He is one of the sexiest men for us to look at and we are not going to stop now. After all, we have so much time on our hands now that we are all staying at home and flattening the curve.

Stay safe and healthy, everyone. Listen to Cristiano Ronaldo.

How is everyone doing? Are you okay? Staying hydrated?

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Kathryn Mayorga Is Suing Cristiano Ronaldo Claiming That He Raped Her In Las Vegas In 2009

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Kathryn Mayorga Is Suing Cristiano Ronaldo Claiming That He Raped Her In Las Vegas In 2009

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One year ago, Kathryn Mayorga came forward to claim that futbol superstar Cristiano Ronaldo raped her in Las Vegas 2009. Now, she’s coming forward to publicly say that she is suing him.

Kathryn Mayorga is alleging that Cristiano Ronaldo raped her nine years ago.

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Mayorga alleges in court documents that she was forced to sign an agreement in which she would never discuss what happened and would be paid $375,000. She claims Ronaldo’s people “coerced her into signing a nondisclosure and settlement agreement in 2010,” according to Der Spiegel.

On June 12, 2009, Mayorga claims she met Ronaldo while partying in Vegas. The two later went to the Palms Place Hotel.

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According to Der Spiegel, Mayorga detailed the events that happened that night including there being a hot tub in the hotel room, and described a white rosary he had around his neck.

“You jumped on me from behind,” Mayorga said a year ago when she came forward anonymously, “with a white rosary on your neck!!”

She added: “What would god think of that!!! What would god think of you!!!”

The lawsuit alleges that Ronaldo sodomized her.

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People magazine is reporting that she screamed “no” several times, and afterwards that Ronaldo apologized and said that he is “usually a gentleman.”

Ronaldo denied the allegations back in 2017 and his lawyers have again denied them now.

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Ronaldo took to Instagram to deny the accusations in a live video. In the video, Ronaldo claimed that the accusation by Mayorga were “fake news” and that she is seeking fame by using his name.

In a statement to CNN, his lawyer said: “It violates the personal rights of our client Cristiano Ronaldo in an exceptionally serious way. This is an inadmissible reporting of suspicions in the area of privacy.”

Ronaldo has four children and is currently dating Georgina Rodríguez, who has taken his side.

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On Sept. 28, in an Instagram Live video, Ronaldo was asked about the allegations and he responded by saying the story was “fake news” and that people are trying to promote themselves by using his name.

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