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Getting Yelled At By Your Mom Is So Scary, That We Decided To Turn The Things She Says Into Horror Movie Posters

Whenever you do something to piss off your mom or whenever she’s in a bad mood, chances are she’ll start to express her anger with a few particular phrases. For instance, you’ll hear her say something like “Te calmas o te calmo,” or “Vas a ver cuando lleguemos a la casa.” And yes, sometimes it’s scary AF when she says these things to you. We wondered, “What if these scary ‘mom phrases’ were turned into actual scary movie posters?” So we created a few.

Check them out for yourself, and hopefully you don’t have any nightmares.

If you love scary movies, check out this flick about a mother who angrily refuses to call her son by his first name.

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CREDIT: 20TH CENTURY FOX / CHRISTINA HENDERSON

You probably hear this from your mom almost every single day.

If you’re more into thrillers, this movie will have you shaking with goosebumps.

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CREDIT: INTREPID PICTURES / CHRISTINA HENDERSON

As soon as you hear this, you know damn well to immediately relax and behave.

And things only get more intense with this scary flick:

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CREDIT: LIONSGATE / CHRISTINA HENDERSON

This phrase is more common when you’re misbehaving somewhere out in public with your mom and she’s unable to punish you right then and there.

Warning: this one will probably give you nightmares.

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CREDIT: PARAMOUNT PICTURES / CHRISTINA HENDERSON

And if you’re familiar with this scary-ass phrase, then you must know it doesn’t mean she’s offering you any hot chocolate or tea before you go to sleep.

You may not be able to sleep if you watch this movie:

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CREDIT: SCREEN GEMS / CHRISTINA HENDERSON

You’ll definitely hear this coming from your mom whenever she thinks you’re crying for no good reason… or whenever you’re crying at all.

If you’re a fan of movies that are based on true stories, then this one is a must:

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CREDIT: SCREEN GEMS / CHRISTINA HENDERSON

If you don’t want to hear this scary threat coming from your mom, then don’t disturb her and ask her to help you look for something because she’ll just assume you’re too lazy to look for it yourself.

If this one doesn’t make you scream in fear…

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CREDIT: DIMENSION FILMS / CHRISTINA HENDERSON

Yup, that’s a threat.

…then this one will definitely send tingles down your spine.

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CREDIT: NEW LINE CINEMA / CHRISTINA HENDERSON

Tip: don’t take this phrase literally…that’s if you don’t want your mom to get mad at you.

After watching this movie, you won’t ever want to go out late at night. ?

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CREDIT: CRUISE WAGNER PRODUCTIONS / CHRISTINA HENDERSON

There’s nothing scarier than coming home late at night, past your curfew, to an angry mom.

You may not want to go out AT ALL after watching this one:

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CREDIT: UNIVERSAL PICTURES / CHRISTINA HENDERSON

If your mom says this to you, it’s highly advised that you don’t test her.

Just be prepared to be scared because this movie is no joke.

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CREDIT: DARK CASTLE ENTERTAINMENT / CHRISTINA HENDERSON

In other words, she isn’t dumb so don’t even think about trying to lie to her.

The scariest thing of all is…anything that happens in this movie can happen in REAL LIFE.

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CREDIT: COLUMBIA PICTURES / CHRISTINA HENDERSON

This phrase applies to many scenarios. For example, if you don’t wash the dishes when your mom asks you to, then you won’t be able to go out with your friends when you try to ask her for permission.

But no matter how scary all of these phrases might sound, your mom only says them to you because she loves you.

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CREDIT: WARNER BROS / CHRISTINA HENDERSON

…well at least that’s what she says. *nervous laughter*


READ: Here Are 11 Hilarious Lies That Your Mom Always Tells You, Yet She Swears She Never Lies


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The Los Angeles Dodgers Are Playing In The World Series And People Are Excited

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The Los Angeles Dodgers Are Playing In The World Series And People Are Excited

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The World Series is still happening despite Covid because baseball just can’t be held down. The Dodgers are playing their first World Series game today and fans are so excited to finally get some more baseball in their lives.

The World Series is here and Los Dodgers are playing their first game.

Baseball is America’s pastime and few teams have a fanbase as energized as The Dodgers. Ask any Dodgers fans about how difficult it is to get to the stadium and their commitment to the team is clear. It is not anywhere accessible by public transportation so you really have to want it.

People are super energized to celebrate and support their team.

The Dodgers made it to the championship game against the Houston Astros in 2017. The Dodgers lost to the Astros that year but three years later the Astros had the title stripped because of a cheating scandal. Now, The Dodgers have a chance to make win a title and Dodgers fans are excited to see it happen.

Even the furry fans are getting excited about the games.

It’s a fact that if a team has furry fans then they have the best fanbase. Who doesn’t want to end up at a stadium or party with these cute fluffers walking around in their Dodgers’ gear? These four-legged fans are better than child fans because they are going to get everyone’s spirits up.

The team has a lot of big names behind them cheering them on.

Los Angeles is home to some of the top celebrities and athletes. It must be nice to know that some of the most influential people are out there pushing for you to make it all the way. Bonus points if they are other athletes who know just how exciting and hard it is to compete at the elite level.

Let’s go, Dodgers!

The Dodgers play the Tampa Bay Rays tonight at 5:11 PST. Be sure to tune in and cheer for your favorite baseball team as they try for the championship again.

READ: From Serving Tacos To Being Signed With The LA Dodgers, Here’s What We Know Of The LA Dodger’s Pitcher

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Netflix Finally Gave Us The Release Date For “Selena: The Series” And Fans Can’t Wait

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Netflix Finally Gave Us The Release Date For “Selena: The Series” And Fans Can’t Wait

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One of the most popular and cathartic things to do in the time of Covid is to binge watch shows on streaming platforms. Why drag something out when you can watch an entire season in a day? Well, Selena fans now have one more thing to binge after Netflix announced the release date for “Selena: The Series.”

The world will forever change after Dec. 4.

Netflix is finally releasing the highly anticipated show “Selena: The Series” and we are so stoked to finally see it. The show has been on the radar of Selena fans everywhere since it was announced in 2018. We have all patiently waited for two years to finally see this show.

This is not a drill. This is not a prank. This is a gift from the entertainment deities who want to make sure that we all have something to make these hard times better. All you need is access to a Netflix account, doesn’t matter whose, and the enduring love for Selena that most of us have.

People are marking their calendars for a big day in entertainment.

That’s right. Netflix is releasing “Selena: The Series” and Disney+ is releasing “Mulan” for Disney+ subscribers at no extra charge after trying to rent it for $30 through the app. Dec. 4 is gearing up to be one of the most exciting days for people who just don’t want to leave the house during the current Covid pandemic. What a time to be a live, huh?

Netflix knows exactly what they are doing by releasing this show.

This show is approved by the Quintanilla family so there is that. This show was announced at the same time that Telemundo announced that the Spanish-language network was releasing their own series “El Secreto De Selena.”

The Telemundo show was based on the book written by journalist María Celeste Arrarás. The family has vehemently denied the accusations made in the book multiple times and Telemundo’s decision to make the series, which aired in 2018, angered viewers.

We have been promised a story about Selena that we have not seen in the past.

The Netflix series will not be rehashing what we have already seen. We know the story of Selena’s musical rise and tragic death thanks to “Selena” with J.Lo.

“Selena: The Series” is going to be showing us the life of a young Selena before the fame and musical career. It is truly amazing that after all of these years, there are still new stories to be told about Selena and her important place in American Latino history.

“Before she became the Queen of Tejano Music, Selena Quintanilla was a young girl from Texas with big dreams and an even bigger voice,” reads the description of the show. “The two-part coming-of-age drama ‘Selena: The Series’ explores the once-in-a-generation performer’s journey as a young artist, from singing small gigs in Corpus Christi with her family to becoming one of the most successful Latin artists of all time — and the years of grit and sacrifice the Quintanilla family navigated together before Selena’s meteoric rise to fame.”

So, mark your calendars and gather your loved ones.

This day should be a holiday as we all know that Selena is one of the greatest unifiers in the Latino community. We still sing her songs to this day and her legacy is being passed down to younger Latinos. Selena gave us representations before we knew we wanted and needed it.

It’s like we can already hear those old-school Selena y Los Dinos songs playing in our heads. Dec. 4 can’t get here fast enough and that’s a fact.

READ: Chris Perez Says He’s In the Dark When It Comes To Netflix’s ‘Selena: The Series’

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