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Band-Aids Won’t Fix Bullet Holes but these Latinas Will Always Have Your Back

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Selena Gomez, aka Taylor Swift BFF, has stuck by the country-turned-pop singer through breakups, makeups and awkward dancing. Selena is only about 10% of Taylor’s squad that drove teens to label her group as the ultimate in #SquadGoals. And while Zendaya and Lili Aldrige are cool, what Taylor really needs are more faster-to-have-your-back, save-you-before-you-step-out-looking-a-mess, salsa-groovin’ chicas in her squad.  This is how Tay can go from #SquadGoals to #UltimateSquadGoals…

The Touring Partner: Becky G

Taylor, we know how much you love having special guests at your concert, but with Becky G you wouldn’t need to invite half a dozen artists on stage. She’s got enough fire to keep the party going all night.

The Shopping Buddy with Impeccable Taste: Camila Cabello

too bright to hear, too loud to see

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This one should be easy, Tay Tay. You already know her. In fact, you threw her an 18th birthday party to remember. So, how about asking the Fifth Harmony songstress about a little fashion advice?

Because… ?

Who wore it better? (Paddington obvs)

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Just a text to Cabello could help you avoid being compared to other cartoon characters.

Plus, you guys look great together in photos, especially when you match.

READ: Could You Do What Camila Cabello Did to Become a Star?

The Travel Companion: Jackie Cruz

A walk in Montmartre #Love #Paris #Blessed #lovemygirls @nataliaklimas @sarahappletonjewelry

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It is always good to have a bad b*tch with you when you travel. Someone who will have your back at the drop of a hat and still look good when she puts it back on.

The Eiffel Tower outside my car window. Would've gotten out but it was raining and ew.

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Both of you even like Paris. It’s the perfect fit!

The Ride-Or-Die Amiga: Diane Guerrero

Hi Wich… ?

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This is definitely the girl you want in your corner to help you kick ass if needed. And unlike your so-called friends in your Bad Blood video, Diane will never betray you.

The Low-Key Girlfriend: Gina Rodriguez

No one can play casual better than Gina Rodriguez. Next time you are craving a girls night in Taylor, give Gina a call. Grab some cards, throw on your favorite sweats, enjoy girl talk and crack a few jokes with the Jane the Virgin star.

READ: Kourtney’s Ultimate Revenge: Bringing Jackie Back

The Mentor Mastermind: J.Lo

#Besitos ?

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Everybody needs a mentor and who better than queen Jennifer Lopez? The boricua has roots in your favorite city, New York, and has killed every industry she’s touched. Plus, she knows a thing or two about dating.

The Work-Out Buddy: Michelle Rodriguez

This is what happens when you go work out on Halloween…

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Who better for the job than MRod? TSwizzle, you already look great in a bikini, but imagine how much more fun workouts are with this action star.

READ: Mrod’s Secret To A Killer Bod

The Much-Needed Dance Instructor: Shakira

OK, Taylor. We need to talk about your dance moves. It was cute at first but why hasn’t anyone tried teaching you to dance. Selena Gomez has failed you in that regard. Why not try calling Shakira?

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Her hips are not only famous, but they don’t lie…something you should look for in friends.

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Seriously. Get Shakira’s dancing advice.

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The Relationship Therapist: Naya Rivera

Happy Valentine's Day to the best husband in the world. I love you!

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Naya Rivera really knows how to get back at a cheating boyfriend. We’re not saying go key and egg his car, but she’ll teach you how to hit him where it hurts.

Say you'll remember me Standing in a nice dress Staring at the sunset, babe #WildestDreamsMusicVideo

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Actions hurt more than words lyrics.

The Drink: Horchata

Lunch today- I NEED to learn how to make this! #horchata #wahaca #nofilterneeded

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Horchata for the win. Forget the Starbucks runs. This drink is refreshing, totally delicioso and perfect to share with your chicas.

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We know you’re addicted to Starbucks, but please stop.

Who’s in your dream squad? mitú wants to know. Tell us in the comments below.

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Chompiras, Pan Dulce and Mazapan: Seven Thoughts Latinos Probably Had While Watching the 2015 VMAs

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Chompiras, Pan Dulce and Mazapan: Seven Thoughts Latinos Probably Had While Watching the 2015 VMAs

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The 2015 MTV VMAs had everyone buzzing. Nicki Minaj called Miley Cyrus out, Taylor Swift rolled deep with her super squad and Kanye announced a presidential bid for the year 2020. And of course, the outfits were eye-catching, but maybe not for the reasons the artists intended.

1. Pharrell reminded us of one of Chespirito’s most memorable characters…

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Chompiras!

2. Demi Lovato made us crave something sweet…

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Pan dulce, anyone?

3. So did Kanye…

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There’s a wrapper/rapper joke in there somewhere.

Oh, here it is:

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4. And Kim gave us an idea on how to wash it down…

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Uno dos y tres… ¡tamarindo!

5.  Jeremy Scott reminded us to check our shopping list…

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6. Amber Rose and Blacc Chyna gave us something to chew on…

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7. And Miley Cyrus reminded us of someone we hadn’t seen in a looooong time.

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CHARO!!!

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