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“Sesame Street” Is The Latest Neighborhood To Experience Gentrification

I always had the suspicion that “Sesame Street” might not be as nice a place as it was portrayed on TV. There was that alcoholic Oscar the Grouch, who spewed hate from his garbage home. Then there was that blue guy, Grover, who never wore pants around children. Come to think of it, a lot of those pervert muppets walked around half-naked. And don’t even get me started on Aloysius Snuffleupagus! But who knew the worst was yet to hit the Street: gentrification.

This release is brought to you by the letters:
G-E-N-T-R-I-F-I-C-A-T-I-O-N.

Gentrification starts with just one person.

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Take your progressive ideas elsewhere.

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Seriously, it won’t be long before we see this hipster muppet on the show, I guarantee it.

Say goodbye to your childhood.

Read: Sesame Street’s New Resident Speaks About Being Latina, Bilingual, And Proud

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