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Leaked Video Shows Young Ted Cruz was the Perfect Movie Villain

Over the weekend, someone leaked a video of an 18-year-old Ted Cruz talking about his future dreams and it’s clear he was considering much loftier goals than the presidency. Cruz ends up sounding like he’s auditioning to become a movie villain (or someone who watched one too many episodes of Pinky & The Brain).

Here’s the video that is making the rounds.

Credit: Young Ted Cruz / YouTube

To sum it up, Cruz wants to power, money, and, of course, world domination.

It all starts with an incredibly corny joke about what aspiration means.

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Credit: Young Ted Cruz / YouTube

Funny, Ted…real funny.

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Credit: Mi Vida Loca / Sony Pictures Classics

READ: The Official Ted Cruz Burn Book

But then he got serious and admitted what his future goals really are.

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Credit: Young Ted Cruz / YouTube

Of course that’s only after becoming rich, powerful, and starring in a “teen tit” film like Malibu Bikini Shop.

Sounds like he could have become a really good movie villain…

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What did Ted Cruz’s father think about his son taking over the world?

I Hope Not
Credit: Young Ted Cruz / YouTube

Who would have known that Ted Cruz’s father was a shade queen before being a shade queen was even a thing?

READ: 11 Times Ted Cruz Proved to be a Bigger Asshole than Donald Trump

Now we wait for Ted Cruz to respond. Maybe during the Jan. 28 Republican debate?

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