Selena, Walter Mercado and El Chavo are All Illuminati, Here’s Proof

For years, some of your favorite singers, actors and politicians have been accused of being members of the ILLUMINATI, the secret society that pretty much rules the world (look it up).  The JFK assassination? Illuminati did it. The moon landing? Illuminati staged it. Kanye’s interruption of Taylor Swift at the 2009 VMAs? Illuminati ritual. Do enough digging around the Internet and you’ll find “proof” that your fav celebs are Illuminati. Celebs like:

Lady Gaga…

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How did you not notice that OBVIOUS pentagram?

Jay-Z…

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And all this time you thought you were throwing up the Roc-A-Fella sign.

And Katy Perry.

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Did you think you were going get away with those triangle earrings, Katy Perry?

Guess what, though: they’re not alone. There are several Latinos who were (and still are) part of the Illuminati. It’s just that no one was looking closely enough.  Here’s some damning evidence that’ll make your stomach turn:

Hey Daddy Yankee, you’re BUSTED!

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We’ve all been dancing under an Illuminati spell.

AHA! Your secret is out, J.Lo!

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What’s love got to do with it? Everything.

Believe it or not, El Chavo del Ocho was also down with the Illuminati.

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Proof that Illuminati puppets are in places we least expect.

We should have seen this one coming. SMH, Walter Mercado.

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No wonder you were hypnotized during his horoscopes!

Say it ain’t so, Selena!

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She DOES have a CULT following. Makes sense.

Nooo, Cantinflas, not you too!

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Ahí está el detalle.

What?! Celia Cruz, too?!

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You can’t spell “Illuminati” without “azucar.”

The new generation of Latino Illuminati is everywhere. Take a closer look at Lionel Messi.

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So that’s how you became such a prolific goal scorer. You made a deal with the devil.

Prince Royce – YOUR ILLUMINATI IS SHOWING.

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You’re just being totally blatant with it, Mr. Royce. How could you? ?

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