These Vicente Fernandez Lyrics Hurt So Much They Make Our Tíos Break Down Every Time

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Forget Drake. Vicente Fernández has been making grown ass men break down with his rancheras y canciones corta venas for over five decades. Whenever a Chente tune comes on, we’re absolutely there with tissues, cold cervezas, and a shoulder to weep on. These are some of Chente’s most intense tunes…

“Por tu maldito amor”

Chente Por Tu Maldito Amor
credit: YouTube / @VicenteFernandezVEVO 

“Y para que quiero la tumba si ya me enteraste en vida”

This track basically sums up how your tío is 50 shades of messed up because he’s heartbroken. Besides, nothing says “eff’ you” like throwing a bottle at Maria’s picture.

“La derrota”

Chente La Derrota
credit: YouTube / @VicenteFernandezVEVO

“Es cara, cara, cara la traición y al fin te la cobraron”

There’s also this tune for when your tío is the one who is harming the relationship. Karma’s a bitch, tío. Karma. Is. A. Bitch.

“Vivir mi desgracia”

“Fue tan solo una ilusión de amor y luego te perdí”

We can relate to tío on this one. ***Feels***

“Sin ti”

“Sin ti no podré vivir jamás, y pensar que nunca más estarás junto a mí”

By the time he hears this, he’s like just pass us the tequila already!

“La diferencia”

Chente La Diferencia
credit: YouTube / @VicenteFernandezVEVO

“Perfectamente sé que no nací yo para ti pero que puedo hacer si ya te quiero”

The go-to karaoke jam for all those tíos who want to throw in the towel.

“La ley del monte”

Chente Ley del Monte
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“Ahora dices que ya no te acuerdas, que nada es cierto, que son palabras”

Oh, so after many dates at la taqueria and endless nights together, you forget about bae?

“Cruz de olvido”

Chente Cruz del Olvido
credit: YouTube / @VicenteFernandezVEVO

“La barca en que me iré lleva una cruz de olvido”

When tío has had enough… bye Felicia!

“Por si no te vuelvo a ver”

“Que aunque viva muy lejos, jamás te olvidare”

***one tequila shot, two tequila shots, three tequila shots***

“María, María”

“Cuando quieras volver a mis brazos curarás para siempre esta herida”

María, bro…

“Estos celos”

Chente estos celos
credit: YouTube / @VicenteFernandezVEVO

“Jamás aprenderé a vivir sin ti”

Like, for real? There are so many fishes in the sea and she’s not la última coca-cola del desierto for you to be so jealous over!

“Aca entre nos”

Chente Aca Entre Nos
credit: YouTube / @10tupapi

“Aca entre nos, quiero que sepas la verdad, no te he dejado de adorar”

Ok das it, tío! Cry all you want at the cantina.

Damn Chente, why you gotta be like that?

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READ: For The Very Last Time, Vicente Fernández Gave His Audience Tequila Tears

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This Mom Forgot To Turn Off The Stove De Los Frijoles And Her Reaction Is Priceless


This Mom Forgot To Turn Off The Stove De Los Frijoles And Her Reaction Is Priceless

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There’s nothing more stressful than leaving the house and suddenly realizing that you left los frijoles prendidos! Rigoberto Palomo captured the moment his mom realized she forgot to turn off the stove and her state of panic is all of our moms… y todo por unos frijoles!

Her first reaction is…“¡No puede ser dios mío de mi vida!”


Because there’s nothing worse.

Her kids then start to criticize her driving, which makes her snap…”¡No me stresses más de lo que ya voy estresada!”


After which her son responds, “Todo por unos frijoles.”

But really it’s a huuuge deal as she explains…”¿Sabes cuando se queman los frijoles qué pasa?”


If you didn’t already know…”¡Se apesta, la casa, todo!”

So the only thing this mom could do was pray…”Ay diosito santo ya han de estar biénnn quemados.”


Check out her full meltdown here below:

My mom forgot to turn off the frijoles ??

Posted by Roberto Palomo on Monday, October 10, 2016

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