The Internet’s Official Boyfriend Loves Hot Cheetos Just As Much As You Do
Here is Oscar Isaac, né Óscar Isaac Hernández Estrada. He is handsome. And he is eating Hot Cheetos. This, obviously, inspires a lot of emotions and a whole lot of thoughts:
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1. He has very good taste in snacks.
2. Eating Hot Cheetos with chopsticks is very smart.
3. I guess Oscar Isaac is probably a genius.
4. Our kids would be hot…and also geniuses.
5. We will name all our children “Baybbi Cheeto Isaac.”
6. He’s one of very few guys who looks good clean-shaven, bearded and mustached.
7. I literally just learned that “mustached” is a real word.
8. I guess I’m a genius, too.
9. Who took this photo?
10. A ghost? Probably a ghost.
11. He must have a cold in this photo because I spy Tylenol Cold.
12. Tylenol Cold + Hot Cheetos will get you over a cold fast, tbh.
13. Again: GENIUS.
14. But I don’t see any tissues around.
15. Oh god, I hope he doesn’t use his sleeves to blow his nose.
16. That’d be gross.
17. Also, he has Alka-Seltzer there.
18. Maybe he can’t eat too many Hot Cheetos.
19 .I want Hot Cheetos.
20. I want us to eat Hot Cheetos, together. But he can’t. Not too many. Not as many as I want.
21. That’s sad. I’m sad now.
22. Took another look at the photo. Ok, now I’m happy again.
23. Thank you, Oscar Isaac.
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