17 Signs You’re Totally Obsessed With Aguacate

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Plenty of people like avocados, sure. They’re good! But, for a few of us, avocados are AN OBSESSION. Avocados are love. Avocados are life. Let’s delve into the madness:

There are days you realize you’ve eaten avocados at every meal.

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?Avocado in the morning, avocado in the evening, avocado at supper tiiime! ?

For you, there are few things more rewarding than scooping an entire avocado.

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God, it’s just so… so satisfying.

LIKE, LET’S JUST LINGER ON THIS PERFECTLY-SCOOPED CUBED AVOCADO.

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PERFECTION.

You’ve strongly considered ending a friendship when you hear someone doesn’t like avocados.

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Like. What do you mean you “don’t like them?” Those words literally don’t make sense.

You know there’s a RIGHT way to make guacamole, and it involves a molcajete.

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Not too smooth. After all, this isn’t baby food.

And anyone who dares put peas anywhere near guacamole is not to be trusted.

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Who hurt you??????

The Guacamole Song” is your personal theme song.

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Bop of the decade.

You’d probably even bathe in guacamole, tbh.

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This Reddit user is all of us.

You know it’s not a sandwich if it doesn’t include aguacate.

#tortapoblana pero de mi amigo. Yo no puedo. : ( at #cemitaslachinapoblana

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Apologies for the totally NSFW sandwich beautifulness.

Hell, you’ve even slapped them on a pizza.

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It totally works.

And you know it’s a better topping for hot dogs than mustard or ketchup.

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You’ll even have avocados for dessert. They’re a fruit, after all!

Let me eat cake ?? #avocadomousse #avocadochocolate #cake #kulineranliez

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Lesser humans have been put off by the idea of avocado mousse, but its natural sweetness and creamy texture makes it work.

You’ve been worried there might be such a thing as eating TOO many a day. (Just kidding!)

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Down from 16!

But you tell yourself that, hey, they’re good for you!

TGIF ?? #healthielifestyle #dietitianapproved #goodfatsaregood #rd2be #letsmove #avocado #dietitianlife

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An avocado a day, makes a doctor your bae.

You even grill those mofos.

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Yeah, you fancy like that.

You’ve worn avocados and know they’re the ultimate accessory.

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And we don’t mean just all over your face.

 

You’ve basically BECOME AN AVOCADO.

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Whatever. Totally worth it.

READ: Beyond the Chip: What to Eat with Guacamole

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