17 Signs You’re Totally Obsessed With Aguacate
Plenty of people like avocados, sure. They’re good! But, for a few of us, avocados are AN OBSESSION. Avocados are love. Avocados are life. Let’s delve into the madness:
There are days you realize you’ve eaten avocados at every meal.
?Avocado in the morning, avocado in the evening, avocado at supper tiiime! ?
For you, there are few things more rewarding than scooping an entire avocado.
God, it’s just so… so satisfying.
LIKE, LET’S JUST LINGER ON THIS PERFECTLY-SCOOPED CUBED AVOCADO.
You’ve strongly considered ending a friendship when you hear someone doesn’t like avocados.
Like. What do you mean you “don’t like them?” Those words literally don’t make sense.
You know there’s a RIGHT way to make guacamole, and it involves a molcajete.
Not too smooth. After all, this isn’t baby food.
And anyone who dares put peas anywhere near guacamole is not to be trusted.
Who hurt you??????
“The Guacamole Song” is your personal theme song.
Bop of the decade.
You’d probably even bathe in guacamole, tbh.
This Reddit user is all of us.
You know it’s not a sandwich if it doesn’t include aguacate.
Apologies for the totally NSFW sandwich beautifulness.
Hell, you’ve even slapped them on a pizza.
It totally works.
And you know it’s a better topping for hot dogs than mustard or ketchup.
You’ll even have avocados for dessert. They’re a fruit, after all!
Lesser humans have been put off by the idea of avocado mousse, but its natural sweetness and creamy texture makes it work.
You’ve been worried there might be such a thing as eating TOO many a day. (Just kidding!)
Down from 16!
But you tell yourself that, hey, they’re good for you!
An avocado a day, makes a doctor your bae.
You even grill those mofos.
Yeah, you fancy like that.
You’ve worn avocados and know they’re the ultimate accessory.
And we don’t mean just all over your face.
You’ve basically BECOME AN AVOCADO.
Whatever. Totally worth it.
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