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It’s Because Of This Birthday Party Tradition That Latinos Have Trust Issues

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If you’re on the receiving end of the chant “MORDIDA, MORDIDA” beware because it can only mean one thing: you’re about to get creamed.

Take these videos as your warning…

This cake guy never stood a chance.

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At least half of the cake survived.


OUCH, don’t hurt the poor guy!

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What are you trying to do? Break his nose?


This brave soul knew what was coming and tried to prevent it.

Mordida:v #birthday #cake #mordida

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Her shirt reads “protect this house,” too bad she wasn’t wearing one that says “protect my face.”


This little one fought back in the best way possible.

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I don’t think the adults saw that coming, do you?


Apparently, these little savages don’t like cake.

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The best part is hearing the adults in the background trying to stop it.


This proves you can’t trust anyone.

Thesw are the moments when you trust no one ???? #mordida #quelemuerda #mexicans #chingao!lmfao

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I like how her eventual attacker looks like he’s just checkin’ his nails at the beginning. ?? Had us fooled.


With friends like this, who needs enemies?

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At least this happened outside so she can wash her face with the manguera.


Sometimes you don’t get smashed into the cake, the cake smashes into you.

#birthday #birthdaygirl #cake #partycake #festejo #pastel #mordida Un poco de mi amor para MT. ?HBD

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Pobrecita, she probably thought she was safe ’cause she was at work, but NOPE.


No matter how dolled up you are, you are not safe.

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Welp, there goes her hair and makeup.


His arm is in a cast and still they have no mercy.

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They couldn’t push his head any deeper. That cake looked so good, too. What a waste.


Even celebrities aren’t safe.

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Yup, that’s Lili Estefan from “El Gordo y La Flaca” getting the mordida treatment from Thalía. See, celebrities are just like us, but their cakes probably cost more.


READ: Latino Birthday Parties are Only a Humiliation for the Birthday Kid

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People Are Losing Their Minds Over Diego Luna's Accent In The New Stars Wars Movie

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People Are Losing Their Minds Over Diego Luna’s Accent In The New Stars Wars Movie

The official trailer for “Rogue One: A Star Wars Story” finally dropped. It is some straight up fire.

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The two-minute trailer gave us a closer look at Captain Cassian Andor, a Rebel intelligence officer played by homeboy Diego Luna.

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More importantly, the new trailer also featured Diego Luna’s natural accent instead of an American accent. This little detail did not go unnoticed by the Internet, and they’re loving every little bit of it.

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In fact, people got straight up emotional about it.

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Some even went so far as to thank Emperor Sheev Palpatine for this wonderful little treat.

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Can you blame them? Luna’s accent is sexy AF that they actually bottle it in his native Mexico and sell it as an aphrodisiac.

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It is truly divine.

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It’s truly wonderful that people are loving that Diego Luna isn’t trying to hide where he’s from. Because when you make Latinxs visible in a galaxy far, far away, you make Latinxs visible here.

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 You’re also giving a whole generation of future Latinxs geeks some badass characters to look up to.

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So shout out to you, Disney, for giving us Poe Dameron, and now Cassian Andor.

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READ: Diego Luna Joins A Long List Of Latinos In Sci-Fi

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