9 Insults Only Latinos Use As Compliments

There are two kinds of people in this world. Those who take offense to things, and those who brush everything off.

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Since we find beauty in everything, here are 9 words that are meant to be insults, but we take as compliments…

1. Gordita 


This is the most popular piropo between couples. If used in a different context or said by a non-Latino, you’d be flipping sh*t because nobody tells me I’m packing on extra weight, honey…

2. Vieja


If you’re Mexican, you’ve heard your dad call your mom vieja and you don’t understand how it’s a compliment. But for some strange reason, it’s the cutest thing. In other countries such as Peru or Argentina, people call their parents vieja and viejo in the most endearing way possible.

3. Cabrona


This is a favorite. Being called a cabrona is like hearing someone call you a badass, boss bitch. ?

READ: Backhanded Compliments: Latino Edition

4. Boludo


This word is common among Argentinian and Uruguayan male friends. It basically means someone who’s an idiot… or has oversized balls. Leave it up to men to not take offense to this.

5. Berraco


To call someone a berraco is known to be an insult because it literally means dirty pig. But in Colombia, this word is now very flattering, reserved for persevering people… fighters, if you will. Pigs have never been more proud.

READ: The 4 Reasons “You Sound White” is a Huge Insult

6. Apendejado

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Pendejo means stupid. But if you say someone’s apendejado it means they’re in love. And there’s no better feeling than that?.

7. Bruja


In most places bruja refers to an ugly woman. But in Argentina, being called bruja by your man is actually a good thing: It means you are his sorceress of love.

READ: So Sad: Latino Parents Insult Themselves Without Knowing It

8. Salamera


Technically, this means clingy. But because us Latinos always see the bright side of things, we use salamera to describe a very sweet and loving person. See how we turned it around?

9. Chulo


We use this to describe something that’s cute or beautiful. But when translated literally, chulo means pimp… AWKWARD!

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5 Beautifully Perverse Responses To Use When Someone Makes You Speak Spanish


5 Beautifully Perverse Responses To Use When Someone Makes You Speak Spanish

Chances are, someone at some point has, upon confirming that you are indeed Latino/a, asked you to “OMG, say something in Spanish.”

What are you supposed to say, exactly? You’re on the spot! You’re nervous! Everyone is looking at you! And then… “Uh, ummm, me llamo… Bob?” What a letdown.

Fortunately, we’ve put together a handy guide to use when you’re grappling for just the right phrase to show off your Spanish-speaking skills to a group of curious gringo strangers:

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Translation: You have a tremendous ass-face.

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Translation: You’re so ugly, you’d make an onion cry.

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Translation: I shit in your mother’s milk.

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Translation: You pooped and you jumped into the poop.

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Translation: A, E, I, O, U… A donkey knows more than you.

READ: 9 Insults Only Latinos Use As Compliments

What’s your favorite insult? And why did we have to bring milk into this? Poor leche.

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11 Backhanded Compliments You Get from Las Tías…and Mom


11 Backhanded Compliments You Get from Las Tías…and Mom

You know that feeling when someone gives you a compliment, but somehow makes you feel terrible? You respond with a half-smile “thank you” not quite sure whether you should be offended or ???. Las tías (y mom) are the masters of these backhanded compliments, that have bruised our self-esteem for years.

Qué lindo te quedó el maquillaje.

That dress is so pretty!

You look SO slim.

That new haircut really suits you.

You are so confident!

Tan linda que se te ve ese vestido.

Anyone would be lucky to date you.

You look so good!

I love talking to you.

You’re so humble.

You must love your big boobs.

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