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What Type of Drunk Are You According To Your Zodiac Sign

Sometimes there’s just so much happening when you’re having a night out, you don’t even stop to think about your behaviour once you’ve had a few drinks. And that’s not necessarily a bad thing – it means that you’re enjoying yourself! But, you’ve gotten this far, so you must be curious: just what are you like when you’re a little tipsy? And what do your friends think about you when you’re partying? This is what your zodiac is for – read on to find out.

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Aries (March 21 – April 19)

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Aries, you have attitude before you even start drinking. After a few shots, though, you really bring life to the party! Aries always love a challenge, and drinking games are no exception. The sharp burn of alcohol going down your throat doesn’t faze you.

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Your friends have to be careful, though, because once you’re past the point of tipsy, you lose whatever brain-to-mouth filter you have. You might get a little … too honest for them. Watch your tongue!

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

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Taurus, you’re such an easygoing drunk. Once you’ve had a few, you really love to have a laugh. It makes you the best drinking buddy, since life doesn’t seem so serious when people have had a few drinks with you.

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You might need an amigo or two to keep an eye out for you later on in the night, though. The more drinks you have, the more likely it is you’ll fall over! Alcohol turns you into one hell of a klutz. Chances are you’ll wake up the next morning with a sneaky bruise or two.

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Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

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You’re a Gemini, which means that alcohol gets you talking! You take it beyond just having a chat; most people know that you become a really sentimental person after a few Caronas.

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Your friends love taking the opportunity to have a proper heart-to-heart with you. But, maybe stay clear of your sober buddies for the evening, since they may not have as much patience for your chattiness.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

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Cancer, you are a sucker for doing rounds. You can’t say no to another drink, and that can get you into a really emotional place. It’s not unusual for you to start crying – though it’s not all bad. Sometimes the waterworks happen because you’ve seen a really cute puppy.

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And, sure, sometimes this can be a bit much for your friends. But, you have the ability to bring people back on side with your charm.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

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A drunk Leo means either a lot of drunk dancing, or a lot of drunk truth-or-dare. Sometimes both! You like to have fun when you’re getting silly – but you’d rather die than admit that you’re actually getting drunk.

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Since you can hold your alcohol pretty well, sometimes people can’t tell if you’ve actually been affected by your drinking! Leo, you’ll have to watch out for this, since you may end up being in charge of looking after all of the other drunk people.

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

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Virgo, you know how to have a good time, but you don’t like getting completely drunk. If you had the choice, you’d go to a house party, rather than a bar, or clubbing. No matter where you go, though, you always make sure to plan your night before you go out. You know exactly how you’re getting to the party, and how you’re getting home.

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Your friends always get a kick out of Drunk Virgo: you have trouble keeping your cursing and saucy comments to yourself!

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

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If you’re a Libra, you know how to drink. And drink. And drink. And drink. This means that a night out with you is never dull – but chances are, you may not remember some parts of it.

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Sometimes your habit of getting so drunk can be a burden on your friends. They want to be able to get into the club, after all, and they’re not getting in anywhere when you’re in a state!

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

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Scorpio, sabelotodo doesn’t even begin to cover it. You turn into the queen of sarcasm once you’ve had a few drinks. But no matter how drunk you get, you can still hold your emotions back. While you’d rather stay out all night, sometimes you overdo it, and end up having to leave early.

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Your friends spend the night pretty entertained once you’ve opened up your mouth … so long as they don’t become a target of your “wit”.

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Sagittarius (November 23 – December 21)

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Fun and spontaneous are the two words to describe a drunk Sagittarius. You’re a carefree drunk, and that can make you some good friends after you’ve had a few.

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Be warned, though, because your “carefree” attitude can turn into “careless” pretty quickly. Since you lose all inhibitions, this can make you a few enemies. Yes, you may offend people. Thankfully, most of the time you embarrass yourself anyway, and that diffuses any tension.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 20)

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Capricorn, you know your limits, and drink pretty cautiously. But, that’s not to say that you can’t drink a lot! You just know you’d rather not risk your reputation over a few extra beers. It’s rare that you ever do embarrass yourself when you’re drinking – and if you do, then you’ll always seek to make amends.

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Your friends know that you can’t stand to be bested when it comes to drinking games. You love a challenge, Capricorn, drunk or not!

Aquarius (January 21 – February 18)

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It’s easy to pick you out at a party, Aquarius, since you’ll always be the one telling the most outrageous stories. Drinking really brings out your goofiness and charm, and you make friends easily. When you’re not entertaining a crowd, you’re balancing your wine while you’re taking photos. You know that even if you’ve had a few too many drinks, you’ll still have plenty of memories of the night!

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Aquarius, your tendency towards exaggeration can make you a dramatic drunk. People better watch out if they piss you off!

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

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Pieces, you are a party animal. A drunk Pisces is a messy Pisces. Any excuse to get another drink is a good enough excuse for you. You’re a daring drunk, and you’re always the last one at the party. Unless you pass out, first.

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Be careful, Pisces! Your good friends know this about you, and will volunteer you to be the designated driver so they don’t have to put up with your wild behaviour.

Remember – no matter what your zodiac says, it’s best to drink responsibly! If you like what you’ve read, click the Facebook icon above to see more content like this.

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Radical Feminists Have Seized Control of a Federal Building in Mexico in Protest of the Government’s Apathy Towards Rampant Femicide

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Radical Feminists Have Seized Control of a Federal Building in Mexico in Protest of the Government’s Apathy Towards Rampant Femicide

Last week, Mexican feminist activists took over the National Human Rights Commissions federal building in a move to bring greater awareness to the scourge of gender-based violence and femicide that has racked Mexico for decades.

According to the federal Interior Secretariat, the statistics in Mexico have recently taken a turn for the worse.

Domestic violence against women has became an even more acute problem since the pandemic has forced women to stay insider with their abusers. Emergency distress calls reporting domestic violence have risen by 50%.

The occupation of the Human Rights building is just another chapter in the saga of the “Ni Una Menos” (Not One More Woman) movement, an anti-femicide collective born in Argentina that has steadily been gaining steam in Mexico since 2019.

In recent years, anti-femicide demonstrations have been sparked by various heinous crimes against women or girls that have been largely overlooked by law enforcement officials. 

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Unfortunately, the government of Mexico has appeared to be apathetic to the wave of femicide that is overwhelming the women of their country.

Recently, when President Andrés Manuel López Obrador was asked to address Mexico’s gender violence epidemic, he demurred, stating that he didn’t “want femicide to detract” from the raffle his administration was holding for the sale of the presidential airplane.

As for the feminist activists at the heart of Ni Una Menos and the federal building occupation, the government’s failure to respond to anti-woman violence is the primary fuel for their anger. 

“We’re here so that the whole world will know that in Mexico they kill women and nobody does anything about it,” said Yesenia Zamudio to the LA Times. According to Zamudio, she is still seeking justice for the murder of her 19-year-old daughter four years ago.

The women of Mexico appear to be fed up, grasping at any and all tactics that have the potential to incite change on a grander scale.

Their tactics may seem dramatic to some, but it’s undeniable that they are no longer being ignored. As of now, the radical activists are pulling attention-grabbing stunts like decorating a portrait of Mexican Revolution leader Francisco Madero with lipstick and purple hair.

They’re also making headlines for vandalizing the federal building’s walls and splashing paint on the doors of the presidential palace.

One thing is for sure: something has to change. Otherwise, thousands of innocent women and girls will continue to be raped, abused, and murdered while their perpetrators escape with immunity. 

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Joe Biden Speaks Alongside ‘Fearless Fighter’ Kamala Harris In First Appearance And Recalls Her Family’s Immigrant Story

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Joe Biden Speaks Alongside ‘Fearless Fighter’ Kamala Harris In First Appearance And Recalls Her Family’s Immigrant Story

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After weeks of speculation and anticipation, presidential candidate Joe Biden announced on Tuesday that he has officially picked his running mate.

In a history-making announcement, Biden revealed that he had tapped California Sen. Kamala Harris to be his VP Pick.

“I have the great honor to announce that I’ve picked @KamalaHarris — a fearless fighter for the little guy, and one of the country’s finest public servants — as my running mate,” Biden announced in a tweet.

On Wednesday, Biden held his first campaign event alongside running mate Kamala Harris in Delaware.

During their speeches, the two candidates wore masks and kept their distance in keeping with COVID-19 standards.

Speaking about his VP pick, Biden described Harris as coming from an “America’s story.” Biden described Harris as “a child of immigrants” who “knows personally how immigrant families enrich our country as well as the challenges of what it means to grow up Black and Indian-American in the United States of America,” he explained. “And this morning, all across the nation, little girls woke up, especially little Black and brown girls that feel overlooked and undervalued in their communities, but today — today just maybe they’re seeing themselves for the first time in a new way as president and vice presidents.”

In a speech of her own, Harris emphasized the importance of family and urged citizens to vote.  “We need a mandate that proves that the past few years do not represent who we are or who we aspire to be,” she said. “Joe likes to say that character is on the ballot. And it’s true,” she explained. “I’ve had a lot of titles over my career and certainly vice president will be great. But ‘Momala’ will always be the one that means the most.”

Harris’s nomination makes her the first Black and first Indian-American woman on either major party’s presidential ticket.

Harris is a former prosecutor from California who challenged Biden in her own presidential bid last year. Her nomination makes her the fourth woman to appear on a major presidential ballot. Before her, Geraldine Ferraro ran as a Democratic vice presidential nominee in 1984. In 2008, Republican Sarah Palin ran as a vice presidential nominee, later in 2016, Hillary Clinton became the Democratic presidential nominee.

Biden’s choice was one that has long been in the works. In March of this year, he revealed that he would make a point to have a woman as his running mate and in July he announced that he had narrowed his picks down to four Black women.

Kamala Harris was elected to Congress in 2016.

This has been Harris’ first term as a senator. Before, she served as the California attorney general. During her time as AG, Harris formed a lasting friendship with Biden’s late son Beau who was attorney general at the time in Delaware. Writing about Beau’s death, in her memoir The Truths We Hold, Harris recalled that “there were periods when I was taking the heat when Beau and I talked every day, sometimes multiple times a day,” she wrote in her memoir. “We had each other’s backs.”

Biden’s son Beau died in 2015 from brain cancer. Harris attended his funeral.

During his announcement, Biden mentioned Harris’ friendship with his son.

“I watched as they took on the big banks, lifted up working people, and protected women and kids from abuse,” Biden tweeted. “I was proud then, and I’m proud now to have her as my partner in this campaign.”

So far, it seems there are quite a bit of Harris x Biden supporters.

Fans were quick to give their support and applaud her candidacy.

In a tweet acknowledging her nomination, Harris wrote “@JoeBiden can unify the American people because he’s spent his life fighting for us. And as president, he’ll build an America that lives up to our ideals. I’m honored to join him as our party’s nominee for Vice President, and do what it takes to make him our Commander-in-Chief.”

Here’s to 2020 y’all. Get ready to make history.

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