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Here Are Some Memes That Will Help You Make It Through The First Day Back At Work After The Holidays

By January 3, 2018 at 12:14 pm

As fun and relaxing as holiday vacations can be, it eventually has to come to an end and that’s the hardest part. So if you’re struggling on your first day back to work, you’re not alone.

Going from a relaxing, week long holiday vacation to your first day back at work is a huge mood changer.


You might try to play it off and pretend that you’re totally fine, but truth is you feel like this kid:

I feel this kid’s pain.

This long and dreadful day starts with trying to wake up in the morning.

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You have to set 9+ alarms because you already know you’re going to be pressing that snooze button come the morning.

And you can’t get any work done without some caffeine in your system.

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I had to get an extra shot in my coffee in order to stay awake.

But even with some coffee, you’re just not mentally prepared to be productive and get your work done.

It’s brain fart after brain fart all day long.

The day seems to go by *extra* slow and you keep checking the time, counting down the minutes to go home.

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The longest hour is after lunch when you’re at your food coma peak.

But you have to remind yourself that you’ll be okay and it’s a new year, so it’s time to hustle hard and slay away.

Yassss, WERK!


READ: When You Attend College Away From Home, This Is What Happens When You Return To Your Parent’s House For The Holidays


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Here Are Some Of The Best Selfie Fails To Remember When You Try To Capture That Perfect Pic

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Here Are Some Of The Best Selfie Fails To Remember When You Try To Capture That Perfect Pic

By Andres Lojero January 8, 2018 at 6:12 pm

Sure, you’ve done it, but have you done it like this? Sure, you’ve seen selfie fails before, but have you seen these? Ask yourself these questions as you click through the following slideshow. And remember, fail again, and fail better.

1. The Foot/Food Fail

Source: Footie. Digital Image. Instagram @cowboyjs1. January 4, 2018.

Whatever this guy was going for, it didn’t work.  Let’s not mix feet and food, guys.  Let’s stick with hands and even utensils.

2. Nostril Fail

Source: Nostrils Selfie. Digital Image. Instagram @stacietennessee. January 4, 2018.

Thanks, Stacie.  We actually were NOT wondering what the inside of your nostrils looked like.  But we’ll let you know.

3. The Dog Stays Silent

Source: Disappointed Dog. Digital Image. Instagram @pepper_and_oscar. January 3, 2018.

The dog’s expression in this photo says it all.  You know when you’re no longer amused, no longer concerned, no longer angry, just done?

4. Sideline Fail

Source: Playoffs Selfie. Digital Image. Instagram @narcissisticks. January 3, 2018.

Bad time for a selfie.  Given that the Sooners were on their way to losing this game, and the QB (pictured here) would cry in the press conference, this is a bad time for a selfie.

5. Shirtless With Cat

Source: Unamused Cat. Digital Image. Instagram @cowboyjs1. January 2, 2018.

Here’s our friend from Manitoba again.  When you call yourself the Selfie King, you need to bring it.  Your shots can’t even keep the cat awake?  Selfie duke, maybe.

6. Running Fail

Source: Athletic Doctor. Digital Image. Instagram @dr_nadine_muller. December 31, 2017.

So this counts.  It’s important to own your selfie fail.  Get up tomorrow, get back out there on the trail and fail better.

7. Freaked-out Dog

Source: Dog Anxiety. Digital Image. Instagram @fjordz. December 31, 2017.

Dogs are an integral part of the #selfiefail.  Often they silently bear witness to their masters’ failure, but sometimes, they are the failure themselves.  Thanks to them for helping us out.

 8. NSF…Oh, it’s a Dog

Source: Too Close Buster. Digital Image. Instagram @i_have_flowers. December 31, 2017.

If your first reaction was to block the screen and look around to see if anyone saw you, take heart.  It’s just a dog again.  And, as much as we love dogs, they know not what they do.

9. Bruno Mars…ish

Source: Mirror, Mirror. Digital Image. Instagram @jesphergarcia. December 31, 2017.

Your mirrored sunglasses?  Tough.  Your upper lip fuzz?  Tough.  You, holding your phone up and taking a photo of yourself to send to friends, all while forgetting that your mirrored sunglasses will reflect hands, wrists and phone?  Not….so…tough…?

10. Drag Me to Heck

Source: Baby won‘t have it. Digital Image. Instagram @veggiesportsdad. December 30, 2017.

You and me and baby makes….a horrific scene from an Italian giallo movie?  It would appear so.  It only takes two pudgy, disembodied arms to make a family selfie turn frightening.

11. I Need Your Clothes, Your Boots, and Your Motorcycle

Source: She‘s a Starman Waiting in the Sky. Digital Image. Instagram @clarus_. December 30, 2017.

Too little has been said about the cyborg #selfiefail.  Is this woman sitting in weird lighting, or was she sent here from the future to kill your mother so you’d never be born?  We’re just asking.

12. The Mom Selfie Fail

Source: Where‘s she going?. Digital Image. Instagram @lisaellenrees. December 30, 2017.

When you take a picture of yourself in your beautiful surroundings but fail to include yourself.  We would call this the definitive #selfiefail.  Or, as our mom would put it, “I did a selfie!”

13. The Horses are Watching

Source: Gimme Some Suga‘. Digital Image. Instagram @mimiscottg. December 30, 2017.

Every list of fails should include horses.  Not because they fail more than people.  Simply because horses are better than people.  Faster.  More graceful.  Taller.  They talk a lot less.  Here a horse shows pity on his hapless person.

14. Filter Fail

Source: Relatives from Space. Digital Image. Instagram @friendlypiegon. December 28, 2017.

What’s happening here?  Do we have a filter happening?  Was there a face swap that went wrong…or right?  Since we can’t tell what happened, we’re calling it a #fail.

15. Small Head Fail

Source: Furry Friend. Digital Image. Instagram @matthewsahyoune. December 28, 2017.

Again with the filters.  Buddy, if you’re gonna mess around with selfies and filters and then bring a dog into the mix, at least put a shirt on.  Your head is weird enough!

16. Multiple Universe Fail

Source: Disfigurement by Selfie. Digital Image. Instagram @chimatowonthelotto. December 11, 2017.

We get it, you exercise.  We get it, you’re outdoorsy.  We get it, you have two faces.  Stop the bragging!

17. Pass the Blame Fail

Source: Butt it wasn‘t my fault. Digital Image. Instagram @g.i.s.p. December 8, 2017.

We include this one for various reasons, but mostly for the description.  Of all the reasons to call this a #selfiefail, he blames the “doggie butt”?!  Buddy.

18. Purple Fail

Source: Purple On Point. Digital Image. Instagram @amandajorfield. November 24, 2017.

The makeup is going.  The duckface is going.  The purple is going.  Wait, the purple is going?  A lot of purple.

19. Caturday Fail

Source: Uncooperative Cat. Digital Image. Instagram @kayla_rose0811. January 4, 2018.

It’s time we brought cats back into the mix.  Why is it the cats are either shocked or sleeping in selfies?  There’s no in between.

20. Breakin’ the Law

Source: True Rebel. Digital Image. Instagram @_selfie__fails_. January 4, 2018.

Whoa, such a rule breaker, pal.  Who’s gonna tell you no selfies?  Nobody!  That’s who.  Today, it’s the no selfies please sign, tomorrow….the world?

21. The Red Selfie

Source: Overcooked. Digital Image. Instagram @_selfie__fails_. July 8, 2015.

#selfiefails are embarrassing, sure, but not this embarrassing.  Dude, you’re still young, you have many more selfie fails in your future.  Anyone who sits in the sun that long without sunscreen has to.

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