For HBO’s Autism Fundraiser Lin-Manuel Called In To Curse Out Jon Stewart

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“He used to be a late night star, ’til he fucking blew it…”

This past weekend, Jon Stewart had a comedy-laden telethon to raise funds and awareness for Autism research. Called the “Night Of Too Many Stars,” the show kept its promise, stacking the show with some of the biggest names in Hollywood. Lin-Manuel Miranda couldn’t make it to the show, so he called in to sweeten the deal for the audience and anyone looking to donate. He performed a rap for the audience as an example of what he’d be auctioning off: a personalized voicemail.

To give everyone an idea of what that might sound like, the notoriously “nice guy” rapped an uncharacteristically swear word-filled freestyle about Stewart. If you want to keep your untarnished view of Miranda intact, I suggest you avoid the video below. If you do, however, you’ll be missing out, because hearing him say “dick” and “fuck” is amazing.

Cover your children’s ears, put the volume up, and prepare for your eyes to open wide because Lin’s got a potty mouth.

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I’ll never look at “In The Heights,” “Hamilton,” or “Moana” the same way again.

Ah well, I kind of like Miranda cursing, so fuck it.

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Lamborghini Tried To Buy Their Way Into Heaven By Donating A Custom Lambo To El Papa


Lamborghini Tried To Buy Their Way Into Heaven By Donating A Custom Lambo To El Papa

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Last week, his holiness, Pope Francis, who’s the first Latino pope ever (air horn 3x), got a custom-made, special edition Lamborghini Huracán RWD.

The new Pope-Mobile was donated directly to Pope Francis by Lamborghini. The company gifted the pope a $200,000 whip with a V10 engine that can produce a horsepower of up to 600 . At top speeds of 200 miles per hour, the Pope could theoretically cross all of Vatican City in under a minute.

The Lambo was handmade to custom specifications.

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The car was tricked out in pure, heavenly-white with halo-gold accents as a tribute to the Vatican City flag. It was designed at Lamborghini’s custom body shop called “Ad Personam,” which is Latin for “on an individual basis.” That name seems fitting as members of the clergy frequently use Latin during mass. Does “in nomeni patri et fili spiritus sancti” sound familiar? That’s Latin, baby.

Before drag racing around Vatican City, the Pope and his entourage had to bless the new whip.

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Talk about Lamborghini Mercy! Kanye West would be proud. Also, it seems like the Pope runs with a bigger clique than all of G.O.O.D. Music.

Of course, the custom paint job wouldn’t be complete without a little graffiti by his holiness.

Nothing more baller than signing a Lambo in permanent marker. I wonder what his tag name is?

Don’t worry, you won’t see the Pope zooming past you anytime soon. The church will be auctioning off the supercar to raise money for various charities.

Although it has permanent marker on the hood, and doesn’t run on holy water, it’s still a pretty cool car for any collector. Funds raised from the auction will go to several charitable efforts, including helping rebuild Christian communities destroyed by the Islamic State group in Iraq.

Looks like Pope Francis is definitely #blessed. ???

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