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If You’re Bilingual, These Crappy Translations Will Have You Saying ‘No Pos Wow’

If you speak English and Spanish, your brain is wired differently. Some scientists believe that kids who grow up bilingual are better at multitasking and have a stronger memory. The best part, though? It helps you understand hilariously bad translations that people sometimes make when they don’t quite understand a language.

Like this chocolate maker, who didn’t realize that its translation for “nut” was a ballsy move:

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Lmao. This person had the wrong types of nuts in mind.

Or this restaurant that believes size doesn’t matter when making sopes…

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LOL. I would definitely recommend not ordering this dish.

This restaurant knows that no one likes dry meat.

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CREDIT: Librado Reyes / Digital Image / July 24, 2018

Some of these translations are way too literal. Lol

To shop for your own ‘No Pos Wow’ hat, go to the link here. 

This place wants to make sure you’re able to successfully find your way out.

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CREDIT: rudy_kleysteuber / flickr / Digital Image / July 24, 2018

These people think that throwing in a couple of Spanish accent marks will make it the correct translation.

Then there’s this spot, which should have just quit at the universal “no smoking” logo.

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CREDIT: quinnanya / flickr / Digital Image / July 24, 2018

Lol 😂These awful translations just keep getting better and better.

They say everything tastes better fried, but  this might be an exception.

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Fried man roots and fried doubt? LOL WHAT?!

Sometimes, you find electricity in the weirdest places.

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CREDIT: Librado Reyes / Digital Image / July 24, 2018

Moral of the lesson here is: Do not rely on Google translate.

This translation took the context of this poster to a whole other level.

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Lol. These translations are starting to get out of hand.

This translation makes it seem as if this church is having major data issues.

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Correct translation: Please do not get on top of the presbytery.

And just when you thought these translations couldn’t get more literal, here’s another one you might enjoy:

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Correct translation: There is no space.

This translation tells you that death is inevitable, even when you’re reading about toothpaste.

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I’m definitely staying away from this toothpaste.

This park has managed to make an article of clothing into a verb.

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Lmao. “Don’t backpack.” 😂

This sign warns you that there’s more than just the risk of being run over.

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But if there’s a car accident, then there’s a definitely the risk of there being an outrage. So they’re not totally wrong. Lol

Good luck figuring out whatever this means. Salvanida???

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I think they meant to write “salvavida.” But that’s just my guess.

And here’s proof that even when you only have to translate one word, you can do a pretty spectacular job – of effing it up.

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CREDIT: Via Librado Reyes

What in the world??? Lmao 😂


To shop for your own ‘No Pos Wow’ hat, go to the link here. 


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Simon Cowell Cannot Believe The Caliber Of Jokes Coming From This Teenage Latina

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Simon Cowell Cannot Believe The Caliber Of Jokes Coming From This Teenage Latina

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Lori Mae Hernandez hit the “America’s Got Talent” stage in full force during the preliminary auditions and was a hit with the crowd and judges when she dragged Donald Trump. The teenage comedian then entered her quarterfinals performance with the same kind of oomph and gusto as you’d expect. This little Latina is more woke politically than most people twice her age.

People are totally digging this 13-year-old political comedian on “America’s Got Talent.”


Her name is Lori Mae Hernandez, and she is successfully trolling and dragging Donald Trump all over that “AGT” stage.

Who knew a teenager could encourage so many people.


Her first time on stage in front of the judges took the Internet by storm, and she’s still at it.

During the quarter finals of AGT, Hernandez took to the stage with more of that political humor. Like, how she referred to Donald Trump as a small orange dude with…

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But she really go her dig in when she referenced Melania Trump’s now-infamous Republican National Convention speech.

“Still, he is rich enough to hire our First Lady to write a speech for his… third lady,” Hernandez joked as the crowd laughed and applauded.

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She is woke af!

Don’t worry, she went after Hillary Clinton, too. Do you know how she knows Clinton will do a good job?

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Sadly, her performance in the quarterfinals was not enough to get her straight to the semifinals, so it was up to the at-home audience to vote and decide.

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She was in the bottom three, along with a knife-throwing duo (Deadly Games) and a visual magician (HARA).

In the end, after all the votes were counted, Hernandez was given the spot in the semifinals.

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And she is so grateful!


READ: This Little Girl Delivered The Perfect Joke And Dragged Donald Trump

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