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What Would Your Super Power Be According To Your Zodiac Sign

Have you ever caught yourself daydreaming, and wondering … what if, in an alternate universe, you had superpowers? More importantly, what kind of superpowers would you be gifted with?

Wonder no more, amigo. Find your zodiac sign in the list below, and see what newfound powers you’d be exploiting in another life.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

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Aries, you’re guided by your strong emotions. You’re the type of person to be completely fearless in using your newfound superpowers, for good or evil. So long as you can find new adventures with your superpowers, you don’t mind what they are.

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Which is why your superpower is the ability to control other people’s allergies. Someone’s pissed you off? Bueno. They can’t eat tortillas for the week. On the flip side, you’ve also got a unique skill that’s hella marketable.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

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You’re born under an earth sign that’s all about strength, stamina, and potency, Taurus. People know you for having an air of reliability and sensibleness. Gifted with superpowers, you’d probably try to use them in the most responsible manner possible.

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Which is the reason why it would take you a while to figure out your superpower. Roll the drums, please, because your superpower would be the ability to generate seismic waves equal to your blood alcohol content. Get drinking, Taurus!

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

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We know that you’re a chatterbox, Gemini, even at the best of times. You love to socialize, and you get a lot of joy from being around other people. Chances are, if you had a superpower, it wouldn’t stay a secret for long.

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Your superpower would be super-ventriloquism. You’d be able to project your voice over to the other side of the globe. That’s right, you could use your voice to create hauntings the world over! Or, sternly tell your friend not to hook up with that creepy dude from the club. The world is your oyster, Gemini!

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

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You’re a people person, Cancer. Your emotional and sensitive nature means that you truly value those around you, and you like to feel connected to them. You enjoy being involved in the lives of your family and friends.

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Which means that you would thrive with the superpower of knowing where anyone is at any given moment. Yup, you wouldn’t need to stalk people on Snapchat or Instagram anymore to figure out where your friends are. Beyond having the superpower every helicopter mom dreams of, you’d also have a stellar career in forensics.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

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Born under the sign of the lion, you are the epitome of pride and self-confidence, Leo. You have a courageous outlook on life, and you certainly don’t shy away from the spotlight.

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The superpower perfect for you is the ability to communicate with all manner of cats. Whether they actually want to respond to you is another question. Be that as it may, you’d have a great career as a veterinarian. Or, maybe as a safari tour guide. Just, uh, try to keep from turning into a crazy cat lady.

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

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Virgo, you’re known for your sense of perfectionism. And, if you don’t get things perfect the first time around, you have no problem turning to workaholism to get things sorted.

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Your superpower would be an uncanny ability to manage and perceive time. While most people wouldn’t want to know just how badly they’ve procrastinated, with your busy mind, this is the sort of thing that’s your jam. You could plan your workout, entire work schedule, slip in a sneaky fiesta appearance, and account for late traffic with your superpower.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

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Your existence is built around balancing all of your commitments, Libra. With your intelligence, you spend a lot of time weighing up your options and deciding how to best achieve harmony in your life. Sometimes, it can be hard for you to say “no”.

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Libra, you would command the superpower of teleportation. But, you would only be able to do it from one room to the next. Sure, it doesn’t sound exciting at first, but who wouldn’t want a party trick that they can use to escape awkward situations? It’s an emergency escape button, of sorts.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

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Scorpio, you are born under the sign of power. This means you’re gifted with all kinds of attributes that comes with power: foresight, intelligence, and freedom.

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You superpower would be the ability to eat anything. And we mean anything. With zero repercussions. Think about it: you could down a burger, a bucket of tacos, and finish off with a handful of empanadas, and still keep your svelte figure. And yes, you’d also become the friend that everyone would like to hate, but just can’t bring themselves to hate.

Sagittarius (November 23 – December 21)

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Everyone knows you for your happy-go-lucky nature, Sagittarius. You’re enthusiastic and optimistic. To be honest, it makes you a pretty attractive person to be around.

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Your superpower would be that you’re extremely lucky. Sure, Ryan Reynolds’ Deadpool didn’t count that as a superpower, but where would he have been without Domino at his side? That’s right. Dead. Minus the pool. Not that you’d have to take on saving the world with an antihero at your side. Sagittarius, with your superpower, you could easily win the lotto a few times and call it a day.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 20)

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Capricorn, you have a pretty serious, driven nature. You tend to hang out on the introverted side of life and can be a bit more reserved.

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Which is why you might not fully appreciate how fun your superpower is, at first. Your superpower would be the ability to inflate into a ball and bounce. It would be the ultimate de-stressing superpower. Plus, imagine how quickly you’d be able to go from one place to the next!

Aquarius (January 21 – February 18)

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If people were asked to describe you, Aquarius, they would use words like intelligent, friendly, and quirky. If you were to describe yourself, you’d probably use the same words. Yes, you’re self-aware.

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Your superpower matches your affinity for weirdness – you would have the ability to cry tears made from the flavor of your favorite drink. Yes, it’s very specific, but oh-so-delicious. Think about the possibilities! You could solve the world water crisis by learning how to cry on cue.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

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Pisces, you are one sensitive soul. As much as you don’t like to admit it, you can be a little shy, too. It comes with having your artistic, creative sensibilities. You may get overwhelmed when you have to make big decisions.

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As a water sign, your superpower would be acidic sweat. Being endowed with acidic sweat would definitely be the start of your superhero, or supervillain career. Imagine being able to sweat your way through secured bank vaults, or jail walls! Although, maybe it would also mean the start of a whacky fashion career. After all, you’d probably need to come up with some special material that could withstand a workout sesh with you.

Which RuPaul's Drag Race Queen Is Your Spirit Animal According To Your Zodiac Sign

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Which RuPaul’s Drag Race Queen Is Your Spirit Animal According To Your Zodiac Sign

Have you been keeping up to date with the latest in RuPaul’s Drag Race Queen?

Hell yeah, you have.

As we’re all aware, Logo TV’s Emmy-Award winning global phenomenon is probably the best reality show in the world. Ever. RuPaul’s mini, maxi, and main challenges just keep getting more outrageous with each season. Better yet, her handpicked crew of zany contestants couldn’t get much sassier. But have you ever stopped to wonder which Drag Race Queen you most closely identify with? Have you ever considered who your spirit animal is according to your zodiac sign? Probably not, to be frank. But the whole process is a spot of fun, so let’s try to figure it out anyway.

Of course, we’ve thrown plenty of slayer Latina queens into the mix for you guys.

Aries

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As an Aries, you’re energetic and encouraging yet jealous and bossy. You love a good debate and excel at competitive games. More than anything else in the world, your most burning desire is to be number one.

Ring any bells?

How about Aquaria? The Brooklyn based queen who scored the number one spot last season.

As it so happens, Aquaria is an Aquarius in real life, which we’re willing to bet is the inspiration for her name. Nevertheless, her competitive spirit and winner takes all attitude makes her a bit of an Aries in our books.

Taurus

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The Taurus want to own the best of everything and aren’t afraid of getting their hands dirty to get what they want. Then there’s the tendency to be lazy and cheap as well.

Above all else, this reminds us of Valentina. Specifically, when she couldn’t be bothered to learn the lyrics to “Greedy” by Ariana Grande and tried to wear a mask to hide her lousy lip syncing attempt.

“Miss Congeniality,” indeed. Hmmrf.

Leo

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The Lion-like Leo is courageous, entertaining, and arrogant. On top of that, they’ve also got a distinct fluffy mane, often a vibrant shade of long blonde or golden locks.

Surely, you can guess who we’ve got in mind by now? Yes, none other than the sassy blonde bombshell known as Vanessa Vanjie Mateo.

Remember when this Puerto Rican beauty lost a lip sync comp of “Ain’t No Other Man,” while none other than Christina Aguilera herself was in the judge’s seat.

Instead of sulking off stage, she gleefully strutted away with her trademark “Miss Vanjie… Miss Vanjie… Miss Vanjie.” Typical Leo behavior, right there.

Libra

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Our pick for Libra goes to non-other than the fabulous Puerto Rican Cynthia Lee Fontaine.

In case you don’t remember, she rocked the Miss Congeniality award on season 8 and season 9 despite only being placed tenth overall. That makes her the shortest running contestant to win the coveted viewer’s choice award – not once but twice! Hardly surprising, though, considering she displays common libra attributes such as being charming, lovable, and sincere.

Libras are also famed for dancing the night away, leading Remezcla to question whether she was reinforcing Latino stereotypes. Hah!

Scorpio

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Remember Chi Chi DeVayne, the sassy black performer from season 8 of the Drag Race and season 3 of the All-Stars Spinoff?

She’s our pick for the Scorpio’s spirit animal, but it’s more to do with her past than her performances on the show. DeVayne had a tough upbringing which entailed hanging out with gun-toting gangbangers and getting into all sorts of trouble. A school of hard knocks, if you will.

We reckon she only made it out the other side due to her brave, protective, and vengeful character, all of which are common Scorpio traits.

Cancer

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Who could forget Kim Chi? In case you already had, she was the outrageously creative manga-inspired Korean contestant that captured our imaginations way back in season 8 with her colorful outfits.

Aside from unbridled creativity, Cancer’s are known for strutting around with puffed out chests and for having round or “moon-like” facial features.

I don’t know about you, but we reckon that fits Kim Chi to a tee.

Virgo

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The unforgettable Eureka O’Hara is a helpful Virgo’s spirit animal for her larger than life persona. Before bursting on to the RuPaul catwalk, O’Hara starred as Miss Don’t H8 DIVA to promote a powerful anti-bullying message, among other charitable volunteer gigs.

What’s more, her Virgo qualities of hard work and dedication have seen her come back from injury to secure a spot in the top three of season 10.

Sagittarius

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Dedicated and always inspiring, season 6 contestant Bianca Del Rio encapsulates the Archer down to a tee. Not only did this enthusiastic and encouraging starlet snag first place, but she’s got a long and prestigious list of achievements to her name as well.

The part Cuban, part Honduran phenomenon has won a Big Easy Entertainment Award, New Orleans Gay Entertainer of the Year and a Southern Decadence Co-Grand Marshal title. She’s performed in countless TV shows, films, and cabarets as well.

Total Sagittarius.

Gemini

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Ginger Minj may be famous for the color of her…uhh… hair. But did you know she’s a bit of an artsy type as well?

When not competing on RuPaul’s, the brash and brazen contestant personifies the Gemini’s love for music and performance art. Ginger Minj has loads of musical numbers under her belt, not to mention TV appearances and theatrical roles.

Capricorn

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Peruvian-Puerto Rican beauty queen and proud transgender woman Carmen Carrera gets our pick for the Capricorn’s spirit animal.

Porqué?

Her fierce devotion and loyalty to her transgender issues, of course.

Remember when she slammed RuPaul for the show’s use of the pejorative terms “she-male” and “tranny”? That was her Capricorn character coming out loud and proud.

Pisces

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Just like any self-respecting Pisces, Puerto Rican native Nina Flowers loves nothing more than to dance. Of course, this should hardly come as a surprise seeing as she rocks the clubs and festivals of Miami as a DJ in her spare time.

Having trouble putting a name to a face? That’s probably because Flowers hasn’t been seen since the first season of the show when her romantic and helpful Pisces persona allowed her to snag second place.

Of course, you probably don’t remember back that far, do you?

Aquarius

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This particular personality type is known for being original and open-minded, which sounds a heck of a lot like Trixie Mattel to us.

After comprising a creative stage name from the taunts of her homophobic papa, Trixie’s made significant progress in the world of drag. Her primary achievement was coming in first during the All-Stars season 3.

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