What Type of Drunk Are You According To Your Zodiac Sign
Sometimes there’s just so much happening when you’re having a night out, you don’t even stop to think about your behaviour once you’ve had a few drinks. And that’s not necessarily a bad thing – it means that you’re enjoying yourself! But, you’ve gotten this far, so you must be curious: just what are you like when you’re a little tipsy? And what do your friends think about you when you’re partying? This is what your zodiac is for – read on to find out.
Aries (March 21 – April 19)
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Aries, you have attitude before you even start drinking. After a few shots, though, you really bring life to the party! Aries always love a challenge, and drinking games are no exception. The sharp burn of alcohol going down your throat doesn’t faze you.
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Your friends have to be careful, though, because once you’re past the point of tipsy, you lose whatever brain-to-mouth filter you have. You might get a little … too honest for them. Watch your tongue!
Taurus (April 20 – May 20)
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Taurus, you’re such an easygoing drunk. Once you’ve had a few, you really love to have a laugh. It makes you the best drinking buddy, since life doesn’t seem so serious when people have had a few drinks with you.
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You might need an amigo or two to keep an eye out for you later on in the night, though. The more drinks you have, the more likely it is you’ll fall over! Alcohol turns you into one hell of a klutz. Chances are you’ll wake up the next morning with a sneaky bruise or two.
Gemini (May 21 – June 20)
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You’re a Gemini, which means that alcohol gets you talking! You take it beyond just having a chat; most people know that you become a really sentimental person after a few Caronas.
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Your friends love taking the opportunity to have a proper heart-to-heart with you. But, maybe stay clear of your sober buddies for the evening, since they may not have as much patience for your chattiness.
Cancer (June 21 – July 22)
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Cancer, you are a sucker for doing rounds. You can’t say no to another drink, and that can get you into a really emotional place. It’s not unusual for you to start crying – though it’s not all bad. Sometimes the waterworks happen because you’ve seen a really cute puppy.
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And, sure, sometimes this can be a bit much for your friends. But, you have the ability to bring people back on side with your charm.
Leo (July 23 – August 22)
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A drunk Leo means either a lot of drunk dancing, or a lot of drunk truth-or-dare. Sometimes both! You like to have fun when you’re getting silly – but you’d rather die than admit that you’re actually getting drunk.
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Since you can hold your alcohol pretty well, sometimes people can’t tell if you’ve actually been affected by your drinking! Leo, you’ll have to watch out for this, since you may end up being in charge of looking after all of the other drunk people.
Virgo (August 23 – September 22)
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Virgo, you know how to have a good time, but you don’t like getting completely drunk. If you had the choice, you’d go to a house party, rather than a bar, or clubbing. No matter where you go, though, you always make sure to plan your night before you go out. You know exactly how you’re getting to the party, and how you’re getting home.
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Your friends always get a kick out of Drunk Virgo: you have trouble keeping your cursing and saucy comments to yourself!
Libra (September 23 – October 22)
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If you’re a Libra, you know how to drink. And drink. And drink. And drink. This means that a night out with you is never dull – but chances are, you may not remember some parts of it.
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Sometimes your habit of getting so drunk can be a burden on your friends. They want to be able to get into the club, after all, and they’re not getting in anywhere when you’re in a state!
Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)
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Scorpio, sabelotodo doesn’t even begin to cover it. You turn into the queen of sarcasm once you’ve had a few drinks. But no matter how drunk you get, you can still hold your emotions back. While you’d rather stay out all night, sometimes you overdo it, and end up having to leave early.
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Your friends spend the night pretty entertained once you’ve opened up your mouth … so long as they don’t become a target of your “wit”.
Sagittarius (November 23 – December 21)
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Fun and spontaneous are the two words to describe a drunk Sagittarius. You’re a carefree drunk, and that can make you some good friends after you’ve had a few.
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Be warned, though, because your “carefree” attitude can turn into “careless” pretty quickly. Since you lose all inhibitions, this can make you a few enemies. Yes, you may offend people. Thankfully, most of the time you embarrass yourself anyway, and that diffuses any tension.
Capricorn (December 22 – January 20)
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Capricorn, you know your limits, and drink pretty cautiously. But, that’s not to say that you can’t drink a lot! You just know you’d rather not risk your reputation over a few extra beers. It’s rare that you ever do embarrass yourself when you’re drinking – and if you do, then you’ll always seek to make amends.
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Your friends know that you can’t stand to be bested when it comes to drinking games. You love a challenge, Capricorn, drunk or not!
Aquarius (January 21 – February 18)
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It’s easy to pick you out at a party, Aquarius, since you’ll always be the one telling the most outrageous stories. Drinking really brings out your goofiness and charm, and you make friends easily. When you’re not entertaining a crowd, you’re balancing your wine while you’re taking photos. You know that even if you’ve had a few too many drinks, you’ll still have plenty of memories of the night!
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Aquarius, your tendency towards exaggeration can make you a dramatic drunk. People better watch out if they piss you off!
Pisces (February 19 – March 20)
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Pieces, you are a party animal. A drunk Pisces is a messy Pisces. Any excuse to get another drink is a good enough excuse for you. You’re a daring drunk, and you’re always the last one at the party. Unless you pass out, first.
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Be careful, Pisces! Your good friends know this about you, and will volunteer you to be the designated driver so they don’t have to put up with your wild behaviour.
Remember – no matter what your zodiac says, it’s best to drink responsibly! If you like what you’ve read, click the Facebook icon above to see more content like this.