What Iconic Vine Best Describes Your Life Based On Your Zodiac Sign
Even though Vine died out a few years ago, we all still have a real appreciation for the meme value those tiny clips gave us. It’s wild to think about how many classic memes we wouldn’t have today if it weren’t for Vine.
The important question is: what Vine would you be, given the chance? Never fear. We have the answer here. Read your zodiac sign to find out which Vine you are.
Aries (March 21 – April 19)
Aries, given a little leeway, you can be one hell of a spitfire personality. You’re not all about aggression, but with your mix of energy, impatience, and pride, that’s what sometimes comes out. That’s why the John Cena police officer Vine perfectly captures who you are. However, Aries, you’re not the police officer in this scenario. You’re the girl who kicks him.
GIRL: F*ck the police.
*Girl kicks policeman from a chair*
NARRATOR: It was at this moment the young girl realized she had just kicked officer JOHN CEEEENAAAA.
Taurus (April 20 – May 20)
The guy asking the girl for her number is your Vine, Taurus. This is less about your independence and grounded nature, and more about your sense of persistence and stubbornness. Because let’s face it, you would argue with someone about their use of the word fat. Especially if there’s a relationship at stake.
GUY: Hey girl lemme get yo’ number.
SAME GUY, BUT WITH A BLONDE WIG AND LIPSTICK: Sorry, I don’t date fat guys.
GUY: That’s okay, I’m not fat, I’M OBESE.
Gemini (May 21 – June 20)
Gemini, you’re expressive and quick-witted, just like pretty much every Vine out there. But your split personality brings to mind the Vine featuring a dog eating a butterfly. Are you the dog? Or are you its owner? For all you know, you could be the butterfly. To be honest, it probably depends on your mood.
OWNER: It’s a butterfly, Bentley.
*Pug takes butterfly in its mouth and runs off*
OWNER: NO! NO! BENTLEY! BENTLEY!
Cancer (June 21 – July 22)
You’re emotional and intuitive, Cancer. People know you for having a complicated personality. Which is why, in another life, you were most likely the Elmo Vine. Chances are, if we caught you on a good day, we’d see you also dressed in an Elmo costume and standing in the snow, suffering an existential crisis.
[SONG PLAYS] “La la la la, la la la la, Elmo’s- hello darkness my old friend.”
*Elmo stands lifelessly in the snow as cars drive past*
Leo (July 23 – August 22)
To be frank, Leo, with your air of royalty and love of the spotlight, it’s obvious which Vine you are. Remember when Donald Trump followed Hillary Clinton around the stage during the 2016 presidential campaign debates? Put a Jaws theme behind it, and you’ve got your Vine. Sorry not sorry, but you’re definitely Trump in this scenario.
*Theme from Jaws plays*
*Trump looms behind Clinton as she speaks on stage*
Virgo (August 23 – September 22)
Are you sure you’ve never starred in a Vine before, Virgo? It looks like you’ve got a dopplegänger in the Vine with the mom who dramatically tried to turn off a stereo playing rap music. Even though you’re capable and well-spoken, that doesn’t mean that everything in this world is as refined as you are. Which is why you sometimes have very limited patience, just like this strict mom.
*Mom slowly moves towards a stereo playing loud rap music*
MOM: No. NO. NO. TURN THAT OFF. NOO!
Libra (September 23 – October 22)
Libra, as a rule, you are kind and gentle, and a lover of beauty, harmony, and peace. Which is why you definitely identify with the contestant who got shredded by Gordon Ramsay on national television. You find it hella difficult to turn people down, so you can get pretty stressed over being rejected yourself. Let’s hope you’re in Gordon Ramsay’s shoes in the future.
GORDON RAMSAY: Congratulations-
CONTESTANT: THANK YOUUUUUUUUUUUU!
GORDON RAMSAY: -on the worst dish in this competition so far.
Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)
You can be a bit of a mystery at the best of times, Scorpio. If there’s anything anyone knows about you, it’s that when you’re given the chance, you don’t hold back on the insults. You’re a bit more than a little sex-obsessed, which is why you could be either Amanda or her friend in the Vine about Amanda riding horses. At the end of the day, if you’re not getting laid, then you’d like to think you can at least dish some savage one-liners.
FRIEND: “My name’s Amanda and I ride horses because I can’t ride d*ck.”
AMANDA: *shocked face*
Sagittarius (November 23 – December 21)
Sagittarius, you’re a curious and energetic sort. Everyone knows you’re the happy-go-lucky, fun-loving type. Which means that once you’ve had a few drinks, you’d take every single, stupid suggestion very seriously. After all, you’ve got to live up to your reputation as an extrovert. And naturally, you’d end up belly-flopping off the top of a wardrobe onto a tabletop, just like the Vine with the frat guy who, well, belly-flops off the top of a wardrobe onto a tabletop.
GUY: *jumps off wardrobe, breaks table, destroys at least twenty drinks*
Capricorn (December 22 – January 20)
The traits that define a Capricorn are ambition, conservativeness, determination, practicality, and helpfulness. Which is why a lot of people see you as the tedious office job type, content with spending your days in a tiny cubicle and battling your way through workplace politics. Life’s not all about that for you, Capricorn. Sometimes you’re like el chico sharing wisdom in the Vine about Mondays.
“Life is like – you ever get that one feeling where you wanna die, you feel like it’s Monday.”
Aquarius (January 21 – February 18)
Aquarius, you’re intelligent and can be outspoken and opinionated. You’ve got the brainpower to think in the abstract and about practical things. Have you ever seen the Vine about Arkansas? Because that’s pretty much you. Wait, scratch the pretty much. It IS you.
NARRATOR: “So I am confusion. Why is this one Kansas, but this one is not Ar-Kansas. America explain! Explain what you mean! ARK-AN-SAW!”
NARRATOR: *gestures angrily at a map of the U.S.*
Pisces (February 19 – March 20)
If anyone was to choose a single word that sums you up, Pisces, it would be soulful. You’re one of those empathetic, intuitive, and artistic types. You experience emotions deeply. If a Vine could be a spirit animal, then yours would be the Vine featuring a dog staring at a toy trapped under a couch. And really, you don’t have to see the Vine know what we’re talking about, do you? You can probably feel the dog’s loss right now.
[SONG PLAYS] “Everybody hurrrrrrts, sometimes.”
*dog paws desperately at toy under the couch*
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