Your Zodiac Sign Can Tell A Lot About Who You Are But Now It’s Also A Sign Of How You Take Your Coffee
The Zodiac has so much to tell us about ourselves that we can’t even comprehend. As our representative constellations maintain their structure as they move throughout the sky, its influence on how life’s events unfold is undeniable. There are certain things about us that will never change. Somos Latinos and we might be living in diaspora, but we’ll always drink cafecito.
Depending on your reigning constellation, we think we can guess which cafecito captures all the quirks that make you you. ????
Taurus (April 20 – May 20)
I’m sorry, Taurus, but you would have abuela’s homemade frappe. You’re just that sweet. Abuela usually won’t take ‘no’ for an answer, but you’re specifically wired to be unable to say that word. Abuela’s blending up ice cream and Café Bustelo for you right now and drizzling that raspberry mystery sauce all over it for you right now.
Virgo (August 23 – September 22)
You crafty, Earth sign, you. In both a testament to your creative side and your need for food and caffeine security, you have Café Bustelo ice cubes available in your freezer at all times. You never know when you’ll need a boost, or when that heat wave comes and, mija, you’re prepared.
Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)
Fellow Cap Daddy’s, we’re efficient, we’re ready to get down to business. That’s why we’re making Cuban coffee the fastest, strongest way we know how: French Press Cubano. French Press lets you multitask and make breakfast while the water boils and take a shower while water is magically turned into coffee. By the time it’s ready to be drenched in sugar, you’re set up to start your work day.
Aries (March 21 – April 19)
For you, Aries, enjoying your coffee begins with the ritual of making it. A slow, nutty Colombian roast served via a pour over is in your nature.
Leo (July 23 – August 22)
All we know, Leo, is that if you’re not enjoying your cafecito with an affirmation staring you down or with your closest comadres, you’re not enjoying your cafecito.
Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)
Our humanitarian angels of the Zodiac like to enjoy a delicious non-dairy coconut cream latte, knowing no animals were harmed in the making of your cafecito. Que rico.
Cancer (June 21 – July 22)
Cancers, you are just too sweet not to be paired with dessert for breakfast. Enjoy this espresso infused chocolate pudding, ice cream, and espresso bean layered parfait. You deserve it.
Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)
We all saw this coming. Scorpio, everything you do, you do in full-force. That’s why you’re having a Cuban colada to fuel you through your day. The darker the coffee, the better.
Pisces (February 19 – March 20)
My sweet fish, you crave a strong Costa Rican café latte. Costa Rican coffee is watered down in all the right ways, giving us subtle flavors that are enjoyed alone or with desayuno. Just like you, Pisces, this cafecito is *just right*.
Gemini (May 21 – June 20)
Gemini, you’re chasing so many dreams, hobbies and interests, that you like to rely on creature comforts to remind you of home. Puerto Rico’s Café Morro is bold, creamy and cheap enough to help continue funding your dreams. It’s a two-fer.
Libra (September 23 – October 22)
Libra, while you’re goal-oriented, you’re also very attune to your place in society. That’s why you’re drinking up anything that Latina-owned Hero Coffee shop is offering.
Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)
Aquarius, life is your oyster, and you’re going to live it. While you’d try any trending cafecito-esque drink, the one that you’d be most likely to go back to is Starguac’s Witches’ Brew Frappe. Everything is on the table. Make every cafecito an out-of-this-world experience by carrying black glitter with you to sprinkle on top of all your cafecitos. Not everyone would appreciate it, but, you, Aquarius, are worthy.
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