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We Should Carry The Same Energy As These Latinas Texting Their Boyfriends To Make D Appointments At Their Convenience

We all know how hectic our day-to-day schedules can be. Between work, errands, and other every-day responsibilities, it can feel unreasonably difficult to find time to have some spontaneous sexy fun with your boo. Busy ladies know that, sometimes, the best way to go about fitting-in some much-needed hanky-panky time is to schedule it with your partner.

Not only is sex then a sure-thing rather than an “if-we’re-not-both-too-tired”-thing, it also fills the hours leading up to sex with excitement and anticipation–which is almost as hot as the act itself.

No one gets the idea of “sex appointments” better than Twitter user @baby_b0nes.

On May 28th, @baby_b0nes shared a cute and funny interaction with her boyfriend when she texted him for a “dick appointment”. She then shared the tweet with her 10,00 followers and the post quickly went viral, racking up almost 4,000 replies, 54,000 likes, and almost 8,000 retweets.

After @baby_b0nes called her followers to action, users across the Twitterverse shared their SOs’ responses to their texts inquiring about “dick appointments”. To much the delight of Twitter-users everywhere, responses ranged from goofy and playful to surprisingly professional.

Some boyfriends got extremely creative with their responses:

Sometimes, all the medicine you need is some one-on-one romantic time.

While some men were a little confused, to say the least:

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Hey, not every boyfriend can be a quick-witted comedian!

This man took the scheduling process one step further:

According to Twitter user @cakefacebritt, the “appointment center” just ended up being her “Loveybug”‘s best friend, who reached out to set up the appointment!

This couple had to coordinate their “dick appointment” with their baby’s sleep and nap schedule:

“After her next baba” = cutest line ever. Cue the collective “awww”s from the Twitterverse.

This man got a little bit romantic with his response:

Who doesn’t want to hear that they have a standing dick appointment with their bae? Like, that’s pretty much a proposal, right?

This guy got a little too over-enthusiastic with the word play:

We live for a punny joke or two, but “dick o’cock” is a little eye-roll inducing.

And finally, this girl’s BF knows the REAL way to a woman’s heart:

Say it with us, gentlemen: consent is the sexiest kind of foreplay.

This Twitter thread definitely made our day and gave us some pretty great ideas for reaching out to our novios the next time we’re in the mood. Check out the rest of the hilarious responses on Twitter here.

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