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Here’s What You Need To Know About Guacardo, The Avocado In The Viral Jake Gyllenhaal Meme

You’ve probably seen the viral photo of Guacardo just chilling with Jake Gyllenhaal. Low key, Gyllenhaal was just trying to be as cool as Guacardo, but that just isn’t possible. The avocado has spent a lot of time rubbing elbows with all kinds of people in Hollywood even meeting up with members of their squad in Japan and Great Britain. What can we say? Guacardo is someone everyone wants to know but here are the few special people to make it into their exclusive squad. It just gets kind of awkward when Guacardo gets starstruck around their friends.

Guacardo just couldn’t believe he got to sit on Arturo Castro’s lap.

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The star of “Alternatino” was all smile when he got to meet the most famous avocado in all the land. Who could ever resist squeezing this loveable and already iconic social media influencer?

They kind of lost it when they got to meet the one and only Aubrey Plaza.

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Like, same. Plaza has been giving people life for so long with her dry humor and wit that it is not surprising that Guacardo would faint when they met her. Don’t worry. It’s all cool now.

Of course, Guacardo had to prove that they are able to be a powerhouse Pokémon and Omar Chaparro approves.

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The fact that an avocado Pokémon does not exist is a travesty. Fortunately, Guacardo is here to feed all of those Pokémon dreams we had growing up as children. Plus, that pit would make a great attack.

One simply must dress the part when meeting iconic filmmaker Guillermo del Toro.

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Guacardo certainly dressed the part but was just a big a fangirl as any of us. Del Toro has created some of the most incredible and iconic movies and Guacardo just couldn’t believe his luck.

Jake Gyllenhaal was shook when he got a chance to meet the internet sensation.

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Gyllenhaal was so excited to meet Guacardo that he showed off his best Guacardo impression. Tbh, he totally nailed the look.

Safe to say that Karamo Brown and Guacardo both feel in love the day they met.

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It was as if Antoni Porowski walked into the room. Brown lit up when he was able to hold Guacarado. Porowski is always talking about avocados so it must like Brown is right at home.

Things got kind of personal between Guacardo and Maite Perroni.

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Guacardo’s butt is more iconic than J.Lo’s will ever be and it is a curse they have to live with. Perhaps Perroni just wanted some secret on how Guacarod get their but so perky?

Ryan Reynolds offered Guacardo the support they needed with their other half.

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Reynolds finally broke down why Guacardo is only half of an avocado. Legend has it that Guacardo split in two and their other half died, at least according to Reynolds.

Samuel L. Jackson gave Guacardo some lessons on being cool when they connected in London.

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Jackson is likely the coolest dude in Hollywood. He does his thing and never cares about what other people think. This mentality and way of life is now Guacardo’s go-to mood and it’s great to see them thriving.

Guacardo tried to shoot their shot to be the next Spider-Man.

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Good thing it didn’t totally work out. This whole Disney debacle has Guacardo devastated. How could a company be so mean to the friendly neighborhood Spider-Man?

Willam just couldn’t resist Guacardo’s delicious allure.

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We all know that Guacardo’s biggest fear are hispters. Why? Well, because they love their avocado toast. Any reference to Guacardo’s edibility understandably makes the avocado very uncomfortable.

Zendaya was living for Guacardo’s bubble butt.

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We get it. Guacardo has one of the most adorable butts in the land. If there is ever an award at the Oscars for best butt, we know who will win that category year after year.

And they struck a pose with Alaska 5000 at the Los Angeles DragCon because they are fierce.

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Werk it! Guacardo loves “RuPaul’s Drag Race” and meeting Alaska 5000 just might be the biggest highlight of his inexplicably long life.

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