We’re Not Sure If The Closeness Between Cardi B And Offset Is #RelationshipGoals Or Not
We’re not sure if the science checks out, but regardless, Cardi wanted her husband, Offset, to know. How do we know? Because Cardi reportedly shared a screenshot of her text messages on Instagram.
Cardi and Offset had a brief separation in late 2018 after allegations of Offset’s infidelity started spreading. Since the two have made up, they’ve collaborated on music together and have seemed truly inseparable from the red carpet to the Instagram stories.
This isn’t the PDA we’re used to seeing from these two.
This isn’t another high-definition close up of their tongues touching or grand public displays of affection on the red carpet. This is intimate.
Allegedly, inhaling farts can prevent dementia, arthritis, heart attacks, or cancer.
A wide list of seemingly unrelated ailments, right? Well, we want to meet the person that photoshopped that feature image.
Cardi posted a screenshot of Offset’s reply to that fun fact: “lol”
Cardi posted then deleted the Instagram screenshot along with the caption, “I love sending romantic text messages to babe.”
Claro, fans are here for it.
One of Cardi B’s signature traits is ‘keeping it real,’ and she’s been spitting that line for awhile (i.e. “the only thing fake is the boobs”).
Some fans took to Twitter to try to keep it together.
The majority of fans are clapping for the brutal honesty, but some were grossed out. We’d like to see a poll of how many Latinos thought this was gross. The fam was always keeping the fart jokes to a max en mi casa.
This isn’t the first time Cardi has been accused of being ‘weird.’
And she couldn’t care less. Everyone deserves a bae who loves your brand of weird.
For example, just this week she tweeted to her 6 million followers that she was groundhogging it.
Also, we learned that Cardi B calls her caca a “doodle.” Sounds so much cuter than reality.
And last week, she described the nature of her fart on Instagram live.
There is no celebrity allure to Cardi. She’s eating the same fast food she was eating on her high school graduation night to this day. And her farts have a range in volume.
This Twitter user knows the Bardi Gang well.
Remember that time she literally brought the phone to her nalga so that IG live listeners could hear the sound of her fart? People actually took to Twitter to praise Cardi for that private moment made public.
After Cardi deleted her Instagram post, she gave it to us straight on Twitter:
After all, her Instagram name is “Most Hated Cardi.” Folks tend to love her or hate her, for a variety of nuanced reasons. The fans are split on this one.
Seems like Offset is going to live a long, healthy life if he sticks with Cardi.
We’ve heard the proof, but only Offset is close enough to smell it. Yeah, we said it.
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