20 Questions People Are Asking Since The Official Music Video For ‘Bartier Cardi’ Came Out

Cardi B has her full-length debut album ready to drop this week and in the days leading up to the big reveal, she has been gifting us with all kinds of goodies. Last week she gave us a sneak peek of her project with an album cover reveal, premiered “Be Careful” and last night the rapper debuted a ‘Bartier Cardi’ music video.

Of course, just like the trap reina herself, the video is all kinds of complex. There’s a lot happening here and I have a load of questions.

Such as…

1. What is this girl fishing for?

“Bartier Cardi” / Atlantic Records

Okay, so we start off the video poolside, chill. But why is this woman working outside in heels?

2. Dang, what kind of bills are those??

“Bartier Cardi” / Atlantic Records

Sending prayers that those are dollars and even that would be such a shame.

3. Cardi, do you know your friends are mishandling your money?

“Bartier Cardi” / Atlantic Records

And sticking their dang fingers in your food???

4. My girl, where can I get a hall of guys who only speak  my name?

“Bartier Cardi” / Atlantic Records

Now that’s how you know you’ve made it.

5. Whoa, Cardi why are you on the roof of a car right now?

“Bartier Cardi” / Atlantic Records

That car literally must be whipping at 15 mph in the rain. How have you not fallen off yet?

6. ¿¿¿Qué fue eso???

“Bartier Cardi” / Atlantic Records

Ick, windshields are so dirty.

7. You’re really gonna put chapstick over your lipstick like that rn?

“Bartier Cardi” / Atlantic Records

Must be a good brand of chapstick. ¿Qué es, Belcalis?

8. EOS???

“Bartier Cardi” / Atlantic Records

Maybe it goes well with red bottoms?

9. Is that how you keep your money clean?

“Bartier Cardi” / Atlantic Records

If so, props to working hard on that too chica.

10. Do you always take a Lyft?

“Bartier Cardi” / Atlantic Records

Guess you’re just like us.

11. Do you always wear sunglasses in a low-lit house party?

“Bartier Cardi” / Atlantic Records

Those teeny sunnies are super fly, girl.

12. How much money did you make off these advertisers in your music video?

“Bartier Cardi” / Atlantic Records

Did Beats get a good deal?

13.Why do you keep hiding your belly?

“Bartier Cardi” / Atlantic Records

You know, people are talking…

14. Where do everyday people get one of those money counting machines?

“Bartier Cardi” / Atlantic Records


16. Oh god. What is about to go DOWN with 21 Savage?

“Bartier Cardi” / Atlantic Records

He looks like they’re about to turn him into 21 shades of grey. ?

17. Dang girl, are those zip ties?

“Bartier Cardi” / Atlantic Records

Can you check on him? El pobre does not look with it.

18. Seriously, what are you hiding??

“Bartier Cardi” / Atlantic Records

Are you still going to Coachella?

19. Well, as long as you’re having fun, I guess. Are you?

“Bartier Cardi” / Atlantic Records

Yeah, it looks like it…

20. Can I come next time?

‘Bartier Cardi’ / Atlantic Records

Maybe you can teach me how to chill on a car roof while it’s riding…


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