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Taco Bell Has Killed Off A Fan Favorite Menu Item, Leaving Its Fans Hungry And Heartbroken

We all have our guilty pleasures. Let’s be real. Especially when it comes to food. I know there are at least a dozen things I eat in secret that if anyone were to find out about, I’d be humiliated. 

Many of those foods are from the world of fast food. Because, in all honesty, it’s not the healthiest out there and in this world of ‘clean eating’ and fad diets, few of us want to admit just how much we like certain things from their menus. 

One chain that’s often demonized for having inauthentic food is Taco Bell. People love to hate it. But, it seems like people love at least one thing from their menu and now that’s it’s leaving, people are not having any of it. 

Taco Bell has announced they’ll no longer offer the beloved Cool Ranch Doritos Loco Taco.

In a press release, Taco Bell announced that they will be trimming down their menu in what the chain describes as “decluttering a closet.”

Except: They’re making a critical error in eliminating one of its tacos. On Sept. 12, nine items will be excised into the Taco Bell menu graveyard, and one of those will be the Cool Ranch Doritos Locos Tacos. And according to many many people on across the Internet, this is a huge mistake. 

To some, it’s a subjective fact that Cool Ranch Doritos are the ne plus ultra of salty snacks. One Twitter user even said of the tacos, “It is vaguely reminiscent of Mexican elotes, which has grilled corn with lime juice acid and creaminess from the sour cream/mayonnaise.” 

Can’t say we agree with that but there definitely seems to be a bit of a cult following for these tacos, all of whom are mourning the loss of this beloved taco. 

People on Twitter weren’t having any of this news.

One abuela on Twitter said, “My granddaughters are in open revolt at the moment.” Them and the rest of the world.

To many, it was literally the worst thing that could happen to them.

OK…I’m all for drama and theatrics but let’s not lose our heads here. It’s an artificially flavored taco shell that’s being taken away. Not your first born. Or your fur baby. Or our beloved Maluma. It’s a Doritos taco. Let’s remember that. 

Many wondered what they’d eat when they’ve got the munchies or are drunk and hungry.

I’m pretty sure when you’re drunk, you’re not gonna really care so much. 

Ok, so the Cooler Ranch Doritos Tacos are gone but so are several other Taco Bell classics.

Here are the foods going bye-bye: Beefy Mini Quesadilla  Chips & Salsa Chipotle Chicken Loaded Griller  Double Decker Taco  Cool Ranch Tacos  Fiery Doritos Locos Tacos  Double Tostada  Power Menu Burrito XXL Grilled Stuft Burrito In our article, we ranked the Double Decker Taco as number 9, and the Cool Ranch & Fiery Doritos Locos Tacos as No. 11, so needless to say Taco Bell fans are pretty depressed

In Taco Bell’s defense, the company says it’s all about upgrading the menu. 

First it was the believed Caramel Apple Empanada which was discontinued and it’s removal shocked many fans of the flakey dessert. But Taco Bell wasn’t doesn’t surprising diners. Over the course of the next few months, the chain introduced spicy nacho fries and hash-brown stuffed burritos. Now, it’s back at it again… with a total revamp.

Beginning September 12, Taco Bell is drastically changing its menu. The company explained its decision in a press release on Wednesday, by first asking customers if they’d ever “had that moment… where you just want to chop all your hair off, buy new clothes and get a fresh, new start?” A million readers nodding hesitantly, clutching their Double-Decker Taco as they continued reading. “Well, we kind of did a thing…” 

And the thing they did was remove the double-decker taco, along with eight other menu items. The company also gave the menu a new look and updated combo orders.

The company will now also offer entirely new combos.

Credit: Taco Bell

These combos could do some serious damage to the stomach…two chicken chalupas supreme?! That’s a whole lot of food their Taco Bell. 

And the menu itself will have an entirely new look and feel.

Credit: @tacobell / Twitter

Not too shabby. I’m feeling the cleaner design and simple images. 

The big menu revamp isn’t just shocking and tragic (RIP Cool Ranch Doritos Locos), but also kind of unusual. Typically, T-Bell doesn’t want to draw attention to foods it deems unworthy of keeping around anymore, like the aforementioned Caramel Apple Empanada and everyone’s childhood favorite order, the Meximelt, which the company quietly discontinued earlier this year. 

However, Taco Bell does like to routinely make a big deal out of taking away your favorite orders — like the ever-popular Nacho Fries — just so that you miss them and buy them like crazy when upon their eventual return (sound familiar?!). Maybe one or more of the newly axed offerings will rise from the dead some day. 

Amid the drama and heartache, many in Twitter were calling for a moment of silence for the fallen menu items.

Alright, take your moment and then let’s get back to reality. 

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