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It’s Embarrassing, But Face It: All Mexicans Own These 25 Things

The accuracy is painful.

If you grew up with Mexican parents you probably had at least 80% of these nacadas in your house. Deep down you know life wouldn’t have been the same without them, like…

1. A Vintage Photo of Your Abuelitos

Why SO serious?! This is the original #TBT for sure.

2. Of Course, Your Embarrassing Quince Photo

¡Qué horror! And there’s probably more than one haunting you every time you visit home.

READ: 11 Signs You Had a Quinceañera in the 00s

3. This Amazing Seasoning of the Gods

This is spice gold. Perfect over literally everything – even the back of your hand. C’mon, don’t pretend you don’t do that!

4. DIY Tupperware

Butter? Noooo. It’s just another tub of frozen salsa. You should know better by now.

5. Handmade Decor

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Ma is the original Etsy.

6. Plastic-covered Furniture

Sitting here was hell. But anything to keep the furniture looking new 20 years later.

7. Vicks AKA “Vics Vaporú”

Me: “Ma, I have a headache.”

Mom: “Rub it on your head.”

Me: “Ma, my stomach hurts.”

Mom: “Rub it on your stomach and place a paper towel over it.”

Me: “Ma, my leg hurts.”

Mom: “Rub it super fast on your leg.”

It was also the first thing your mom added to your medicine cabinet when you moved out.

8. A TvNotas Issue from Seven Months Ago

And of course, it’s still in the bathroom for guests to read.

9. The Infamous Chancla

No need for a pair, this one is solely used for whooping yo’ ass. And it randomly appears when needed — creepy.

READ: 13 Ways Mom Put her Chanclas to Good Use

10. A Calendar Like This

Complete with the names of saints on their feast days to remind you why your uncle, born on August 31, was named Ramón. This also explains why you have that middle name that you keep secret.

11. Selena CDs that Play at Every Party

The queen! ? There’s no party like a Mexican party. You’ll laugh, possibly cry and definitely embarrass yourself trying to reach every musical note during “Como La Flor.” It’s a classic!

READ: How Selena Got Us Through Heartbreak

12. Veladoras

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Your parents were strict about not leaving your Bath & Body Works candle aflame when you left the house, but God forbid you extinguish their veladora. Along with disrespecting the saints, you can expect at least a week of grounding.

13. Shimmery Jesus Picture

You don’t really remember how or where your family got this picture, but it’s been in your kitchen (of all places) for ages.

14. San Marcos Blanket

Is there a better way to Netflix and Chill than wrapped in a San Marcos blanket?

15. Loteria

If you are Mexican and you have never played Loteria, shame on you. SHAME-ON-YOU.

16. Taijin

I refuse to eat my fruit without the family secret ingredient!

17. Cactus Plants for Decoration

Some may not understand why Mexicans use the saddest plant ever for decoration, the truth: they remind us of nopales. Yum.

18. Plastic Fruit

Talking about decorations…don’t forget about the fake fruit! Cuz why not remind La Visita that you are all about that healthy lifestyle!

19.Primera Comunion pics

Because you just need to have a remainder of the single day of your life when you have been photographed the most.

20. Old Guacamole Grind (Molcajete)

You know what they say, the older the Molcajete, the better the guacamole.

21. Tortilla Warmer

They come in all materials, shapes and sizes. That is what makes them beautiful!

22. Fabuloso cleaner

Who can forget that lavender smell?

23. Recycled Birthday Celebration Items

Because your mom just won’t throw away a good piñata, party hat, wrapping paper, etc…

24. Virgen de Guadalupe Anything

In a candle, a poster, a calendar….La Virgencita de Guadalupe is always there for you.

25. and finally, a bottle of tequila with a slice of limon

Because you just never know when you will have a party at your place.

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