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A Home Invader Proves He Has the Worst Luck When the Home He Picks Belongs to a Body Building Grandma

Our society totally undervalues our elderly citizens. Often times, the wisdom, know-how and skills that old people possess are overshadowed by their advanced ages. They are discredited by this number and are mislabeled as a group that has nothing important to contribute. For instance, ageism is rampant in just about every industry and the elderly are the number one targets of scams and frauds. Unfortunately, many also equate old age to feebleness, weakness and fragility. This might be the viewpoint of the majority but that’s only because they haven’t met this 82 year-old body building grandma before. 

Willie Murphy is the octogenarian being celebrated as a hero for beating a would-be home invader into submission after he attempted to break into her home.  

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Last Thursday while Murphy was getting ready to go to bed, she reportedly heard someone banging on the front door of her Rochester, New York home. According to the 82 year-old, she heard a man asking for help, pleading with her to open the door and demanding that she call an ambulance. A retired social worker, responded in the safest and smartest way possible. Murphy refused to let the unknown man in and instead called the police to report the disturbance. As she explained to local news station WHAM, the man then became angry at her hesitation and broke through the home’s front door. 

This was a huge mistake on the burglar’s part because Murphy was absolutely up for a fight. 

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“It’s kind of semi-dark and I’m alone, and I’m old. But guess what, I’m tough,” Murphy explained to WHAM while flexing her muscular arms. “He picked the wrong house to break into.”

The octogenarian is an award winning body builder and a competitive power lifter who works out daily at her local YMCA. It goes without saying that abuela is swole. In order to fend off the intruder, she used multiple household tools to attack and defend including her own dinning room table. 

“I took that table and I went to working on him,” Murphy recalled of her defense. “And guess what? The table broke.”

However, this didn’t slow Murphy down. Like the boss abuela she is, she took the metal legs from the table and continued to hit the attempted intruder. After jumping on the man several times to keep him pinned, Murphy ran to the kitchen to grab a bottle of baby shampoo. She then squirted it in the man’s face as he tried to stand after her aggressive onslaught. Finally, she used a broom to whack the failed assailant some more.

At this point, both Murphy and the burglar had one thing on their minds: to get him out of her home once and for all. 

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Murphy who can dead lift 225 pounds — began to drag the man out of her house but she struggled to do so. 

“He wants to get the heck out of there. And I’m trying to help him get out of the house, but he’s too heavy,” Murphy recalled. “I can’t move him. He’s dead weight.”

At this point, the police finally arrived to collect the attempted home invader. The first responders on the scene put the thwarted burglar into an ambulance and sent him to hospital to be treated for injuries sustained by Murphy’s assault.

“So they come in, he’s laying down already because I had really did a number on that man. I’m serious,” Murphy proudly recalled. “I think he was happy when he went in the ambulance because I sent him in the ambulance. Yes, I did.”

Though she was able to fend off the man, Murphy holds no ill will to the attempted intruder. 

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The man, who has not been publicly identified, had been “extremely intoxicated and not aware of what was going on” according to the police who responded to the incident. Due to this, Murphy declined to ask the police to file any charges against him. In the statement issued by Rochester NYPD, it says that “Ms Murphy wanted the suspect to get medical treatment” after the attack. Isn’t that just like a grandma. She might whoop your behind but she’ll make sure you’re okay afterwards.  

News of Murphy’s heroic defense of her home has spread quickly, amazing everyone who hears the tale of the super strong abuela. 

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The Rochester police department applauded Murphy for her ability to take on the home intruder. In a tweet from their official Twitter account following the incident, they called the grandma “tough as nails” and eagerly posed for a picture with the invincible grandma.

“The officers that came wanted to go on my front porch and take selfies with me,” Murphy bragged about her new internet hero status. 

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El Chapo’s Wife Turns Herself In After Being Charged With Drug Smuggling and Trying to Break Him Out of Jail

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El Chapo’s Wife Turns Herself In After Being Charged With Drug Smuggling and Trying to Break Him Out of Jail

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They say art imitates life, but sometimes, it’s the other way around. Once in a while, the news seems like it’s simply replaying scenes from La Reina del Sur. Especially the latest update on El Chapo’s wife.

On Monday Emma Coronel Aispuro, the wife of Joaquín “El Chapo” Guzmán, turned herself into the United States FBI on charges of international drug trafficking.

The U.S. authorities are charging Coronel with helping Guzmán smuggle drugs across the border, break out of prison, and bribe corrupt officials. According to anonymous officials, the U.S. authorities have had their eye on her for a while now.

For years, El Chapo’s wife Emma Coronel has insisted that she had nothing to do with her husband’s illegal activities. Because she always maintained her innocence, the former teen beauty-queen was able to keep a high profile since her husband was imprisoned in 2019. She was active on social media, gave interviews to news outlets, and even appeared on a reality series.

Coronel was born in San Francisco, but grew up in Mexico near El Chapo’s “territory”.

Her father was a prominent member of El Chapo’s cartel, and according to experts, she “grew up with knowledge of the narcotics trafficking industry.” She married Guzmán when she was 18-years-old. He was 50. Her and Guzmán have 9-year-old twin daughters together. As of now, the girls’ whereabouts are unknown.

According to official documents, the FBI has evidence that Coronel was a liaison between El Chapo and his sons, “Los Chapitos” when they were planning his notorious prison escape in 2015. Coronel also stands accused of acting as a messenger and negotiator for payments to corrupt authorities.

As of now, people are speculating that Coronel turned herself in in exchange for leniency.

“Her attorney at sentencing is going to argue, ‘She took it upon herself to face charges,’ she didn’t make the government go out and arrest and extradite her,” an anonymous source told Vice. “She came out of Mexico. It would have been quite a process to get her extradited.”

According to reports, Colonel faces 10 years to life in prison, and a fine of up to $10 million USD.

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Thirteen Years After Her Daughter’s Murder, Casey Anthony Is Producing A Documentary To ‘Clear Her Name’

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Thirteen Years After Her Daughter’s Murder, Casey Anthony Is Producing A Documentary To ‘Clear Her Name’

Updated Feb. 8, 2021.

In 2008, the death of Caylee Anthony gripped headlines across the United States after her mother Casey Anthony was charged with first-degree murder. The case attracted a significant amount of news attention and quickly became a media circus. Forty million people watched testimony in the case which became the main topic of talk shows across the country.

Now, thirteen years after her daughter’s death, Casey Anthony is back to making headlines. After enduring so much legal trouble, Anthony is thrusting herself back into the legal field again, this time for business.

Casey Anthony is raising eyebrows once again after filing paperwork to open a private investigation company in South Florida.

Anthony filed documents listing herself as a registered agent of Case Research & Consulting Services, LLC last December. Her business, according to People, was registered to a home in West Palm Beach owned by Patrick McKenna. During the time of her trial, McKenna worked as Anthony’s lead investigator.

According to state records, Anthony does not have a Florida private investigator’s license. As a convicted felon she will not be able to obtain a license.

Casey Anthony is also now pushing to become a movie producer.

 According to TMZ Anthony and co-producers, Tamra Simmons and Ebony Porter-Ike are setting out to produce a movie about her daughter’s murder in an effort to clear her name.

TMZ says that the producers behind the documentary say Anthony is “finally ready to clear her name, bring justice to her daughter, and begin the process of establishing her daughter’s legacy in a different light.”

“She knows what it’s like to be accused of something that she didn’t do,” a source told People. “She wants to help other wrongfully accused people, especially women, and help them get justice.” The source noted that Anthony has yet to obtain clients. “It’s in the very early stages,” explained the source. “She has big plans for her future, and hopes that it will change how people see her.”

In 2008, Anthony was charged with first-degree murder for the disappearance of her daughter Caylee.

Anthony’s case became notorious after it came out that she had not reported her daughter missing until 31 days after she disappeared. A massive search went underway for the toddler who was almost three. The search ended when her body was found in a wooded lot near Anthony’s family home.

On July 5, 2011, a jury found Casey not guilty of first-degree murder, aggravated child abuse, and aggravated manslaughter of a child. They did, however, find her guilty of four misdemeanor counts of providing false information to a law enforcement officer.

After she was acquitted, a Department of Corrections spokeswoman Gretl Plessinger described Casey as “the court made a pretty strong statement that she was one of the most hated women in America.”

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