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Canada’s Former Prime Minister Says She Was Joking When She Wished For Hurricane Dorian To Hit Mar-A-Lago, But People Are Not Laughing

Floridians have been warily watching the powerful storm named Dorian that continues to gain in strength just off the coast. Experts project that Hurricane Dorian will make landfall near President Trump’s Mar-A-Lago home as a Category 4 or 5 storm on Labor Day. When Former Canadian Prime Minister Avril Phaedra Douglas “Kim” Campbell learned of this, she tweeted out, “I’m rooting for a direct hit on Mar a Lago!” The tweet has prompted outrage from Trump supporters and Floridians alike.

Avril Pheadra Campell is Canada’s first female Prime Minister, serving in 1993 after the resignation of Brian Mulroney.

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She served between June and November 1993, one of the shortest-lived serving Prime Ministers in Canada. Today, she’s the chairperson for Canada’s Supreme Court Advisory Board. 

The next day, Campbell tweeted that she hoped the storm would “shake up Trump’s climate change denial!”

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As Hurricane Dorian strengthens and threatens the United States, Trump’s administration removed regulations to control the emission of methane, a greenhouse gas that is 10x as damaging to our ozone as carbon dioxide. Our ozone helps to protect the earth from allowing powerful heat from the sun to enter our atmosphere, where it creates a “greenhouse” effect to further heat the earth. Hurricanes thrive in warm water, and climate change experts have long been predicting more powerful and frequent storms, pointing to the aftermath of Hurricane Maria as further proof of climate change.

Campbell has since deleted the tweet and apologized.

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This isn’t the first time Campbell has caused controversy around Trump. During the government shutdown, Campbell called Trump a “motherf****r” for deflecting a reporter’s question about paying government employees by responding with a bite about border security.

Still, Floridians have responded with shock to Campbell’s comment.

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Twitter user and Miami resident Miguel Diaz tweeted, “IT IS UNBELIEVABLE KIM CAMPBELL FORMER CANADAS PM WISHES HURRICANE DORIAN DESTROYS TRUMP MAR A LAGO HOME. I LIVE IN MIAMI AND I KNOW THE DESTRUCTION OF A HURRICANE. THIS LEFT WING MONSTERS LIKE MS CAMPBELL, HAVE A BLACK EVIL SOUL. MAGA 2020 ALL THE WAY!!!” Another Palm Beach resident responded to her apology tweet to let her know, “I live in the area. Thank you. Your rebuke brought tears to my eyes. Most people are so good and compassionate. She has no idea how it feels to have this monster headed in our direction.”

Meanwhile, Canadians are taking it upon themselves to apologize for Campbell.

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“On behalf of Canada, I’d like to apologize to all our American brothers and sisters for the remarks of our once and very brief PM, Kim Campbell,” tweets Brian Reid. Another Canadian, Twisha, commented, “Meh. Don’t sweat it. I enjoyed it.” Another comforted Campbell by tweeting, “Your comments are totally fine with me Prime Minister. I think them each and every day. You are not alone!”

Meanwhile, others are sarcastically anticipating Trump to scapegoat the damage from Dorian onto Mexicans. “Or the mayor of San Juan.”

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“He’ll blame it on the gays,” tweets Kurt in response.  A Puerto Rican comes out to say that, actually, “he’ll blame it on Puerto Rico for not taking the full hit.” Some folks on Twitter are suggesting authorities rename the hurricane from Dorian to “Karma,” for Trump’s family separation policies. 

“Gotta love the pearl-clutching from the Trumpists about Kim’s Mar-a-lago comment,” commented another Twitter user. “Remember, these are the same humanoids that are applauding Cheeto Benito’s genocidal immigration policies, so their alleged concern over human life is predictably selective and certainly laughable.”

Trump has since described the storm as an “absolute monster.”

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In a video taken in the Rose Garden, Trump said that “we all got lucky, it missed Puerto Rico.” He goes on to say that “it’s looking like it could be an absolute monster,” and that the administration is shipping food and water to Florida. Mysteriously, throughout the video, Trump keeps referring to Dorian as hitting “dead center,” but doesn’t tell us where the dead center is to him.

Nonetheless, Hurricane Dorian is a major storm that should be taken very seriously.

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Just yesterday, the Governor of Florida issued an executive order declaring a state of emergency for 26 counties within the state. Mar a Lago is settled into Zone B of the disaster areas, and has yet to be ordered to evacuate. According to Trump, “we’re still waiting,” to see. In the meantime, Floridians are preparing by shuttering their homes, filling up gas tanks, and clearing grocery stores of food and water.

READ: Tropical Storm Dorian Could Hit Puerto Rico And People On The Island Aren’t Taking Any Chances

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What Is the 25th Amendment and What Does it Do?: A Primer

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What Is the 25th Amendment and What Does it Do?: A Primer

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So in case you missed it, some crazy stuff went down at the Capitol yesterday. A mob of far-right Trump supporters broke into the Capitol building in “protest” of Congress ratifying President Elect Joe Biden’s Electoral College votes.

The heinous episode shocked and rattled many Americans. After months of inflammatory rhetoric, President Trump effectively activated his base into violent and treasonous actions. And people are upset. 

Lawmakers from both sides of the aisle have since called for Trump’s resignation. But knowing President Trump, it isn’t likely that he’s going to do that.

Because of that, lawmakers have reportedly been having talks to discuss invoking the 25th Amendment.

The 25th Amendment has four sections that dictate what will happen in the event of an acting president being unable to carry out the duties of office. These events have usually amounted to…colonoscopies (no, really). But this time around, lawmakers are looking to the fourth section of the amendment to remove Trump from office. And this is where the wording gets super lawyer-y.

Section Four the 25th Amendment states:

“Whenever the Vice President and a majority of either the principal officers of the executive departments or of such other body as Congress may by law provide, transmit to the President pro tempore of the Senate and the Speaker of the House of Representatives their written declaration that the President is unable to discharge the powers and duties of his office, the Vice President shall immediately assume the powers and duties of the office as Acting President.”

Translation: The Vice President, Trump’s cabinet, the Senate leader, and the Speaker of the House would all have to agree to ousting Trump.

It’s a little complicated, so let’s break it down. Vice President Pence and the majority (11 out of 23) of Trump’s cabinet would have to agree that he is unfit for office. Then, they must submit a written request to the “President pro Tempore” of the Senate (who is Iowa Senator Chuck Grassley) as well as the Speaker of the House (California Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi).

But wait, that’s not all. As soon as this motion is enacted, President Trump would be able to contest that decision (which he most definitely would). In that case, VP Mike Pence, Senator Grassley, and Congresswoman Pelosi would have to re-draft another statement insisting that he is, indeed, unfit for office.

Then, two-thirds of both the Senate and the House of Representatives would have to agree with their decision.

Only then would Trump be permanently removed from the presidency.

So, yeah…a lot of steps. But there’s a good reason for that. If removing a president from office were easy, it would be done a lot more often and our democracy would be a lot shakier.

Remember relentlessly hearing about the “checks and balances” of our government in elementary school? This is what our teachers were talking about. A lot of different people in different parts of the government have to sign-off on hard decisions so we can all make sure every action is justified and reasonable.

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Team Trump’s Latest Appearance At The Oversight Committee Hearing Was A Complete Trainwreck Oh And Giuliani Farted

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Team Trump’s Latest Appearance At The Oversight Committee Hearing Was A Complete Trainwreck Oh And Giuliani Farted

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Something stinks in the White House and it’s not just Donald Trump and his inability to cope with being a loser.

Rudy Giuliani’s campaign effort to undermine the results of the 2020 presidential election continues to waft through hearing rooms like a rotten gaseous scent… which, according to video recordings, not unlike the one Guiliani is suspected of releasing during Wednesday night’s conspiracy-filled hearing in Lansing, Michigan.

Giuliana stirred up a rash of cackles this week when the audible sounds of his stomach were heard during the hearings.

Four hours into the lengthy event, two fart sounds could be heard while Giuliani delivered his speeches. During the Michigan hearing, Michigan state Rep. Darrin Camilleri asked Guiliani a question about the recent New York Times story which reported that Giuliani talked with President Donald Trump about seeking pardons for himself last week.

“The discussions between Mr. Trump and Mr. Giuliani occurred as the former New York mayor has become one of the loudest voices pushing baseless claims of widespread fraud in the 2020 election, which Mr. Trump still proclaims publicly that he won,” NYT reported. “Many of Mr. Trump’s longtime aides have refused to do his bidding to try to overturn an election that President-elect Joseph R. Biden Jr. won by nearly seven million votes. But Mr. Giuliani has repeatedly thrust himself into the spotlight to cast doubt on the results, which has ingratiated him with the president.”

Guiliani objected to Rep. Camilleri’s questions and accused him of defamation.

“I will ask that he be disciplined for that,” Giuliani requested into the microphone which picked up the first pedo sound.

Not 90 seconds later, Camilleri asked Giuliani to address Attorney General Bill Barr’s statement that federal prosecutors had yet to come across evidence of election fraud.

“The answer that I gave you was that they didn’t bother to interview a single witness,” Giuliani replied as another louder even larger sounding pedo came in through the mic.

It didn’t take long for Giuliani’s loud fart to go viral on Twitter.

HuffPost reporter Ryan Reilly shared the clip on Twitter on Wednesday night. It has since been viewed more than 1.6 million times.

Users were quick to note that Jenna Ellis, another attorney taking part in Giuliani’s campaign of lies about a Trump 2020 victory. (Which did not happen) could be seen reacting to the noise by glancing at him over her shoulder.

Like the hot air Giuliani blew into the hearing, there were quite a few bizarre moments that came about.

Giuliani brought in a parade of alleged election fraud witnesses who all managed to make outrageously conspiratorial and racist statements during the hearing. Plus, according to Buzzfeed, “Giuliani was not sworn in at the hearing, so he was under no legal obligation to tell the truth.”

One “witness,” Melissa Carone drew audible laughter during the hearing for her clown-like performance.

According to The Guardian, Carone is a contract worker for Dominion Voting Systems and “appeared before a Michigan house panel on Wednesday and insisted, without providing evidence, that tens of thousands of votes had been counted twice.” Her aggressive approach to her claims quickly drew viral attention on Twitter from users who were quick to compare her to a Saturday Night Live character.

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