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22 Photos That Serve As Proof That The NYC Subway Station Is A Whole Underground Culture

Global metropolia are a microcosm of the beauty and pure weirdness of human existence. If you walk the streets of main capitals and urban epicenters such as New York City, Mexico City, Paris, Tokyo, Madrid or Buenos Aires or Los Angeles, you will find all sorts of characters. Some dare to be themselves amidst the sometimes monochromatic urban landscape, while others are just minding their business but are out into situations that are frankly uncanny (for example, see the lady casually transporting her calaveras further down this article!).

We have taken un clavado in the depth of the Internet to find some of the many odd situations that city dwellers have encountered while taking the subway. Yes, a subway line is a world within itself!

1. When a Spanish grandma that looks like outta Game of Thrones suddenly offers abuelita advice

Credit: Instagram. @nicolachoo

This surreal scene from the Madrid subway features a maiden known as “chulapa”, which is a tradition that dates back to the Middle Ages. Muy maja la viejecita, joer!

2. When you turn around and there is a human unicorn crouching beside you

Credit: Instagram. @subwaycreatures

This man in the Tokyo subway certainly wanted to make an impression with his big hair horn that doesn’t even fit in the carriage. Hey, nothing against hipster culture, pero este dude just goes a step too far. Again, cada quien con su pelo, but we can’t help but wonder what led this caballero to turn his long melena into a horn!

3. When you realize your fellow passenger is VERY confused

Credit: Instagram. @subwaycreatures

So shall we break the news to him that he is not Black and that reading this is like, extra creepy? No, dude, you do not look cool reading this.

4. When chance delights us with an unexpected artistic performance

Credit: Instagram. @subwaycreatures

What a delightful moment The perfect timing and the ideal snapshot by @melanietaylor126. This woman has a nicely trimmed beard and a tie… or does she?

5. When the contents of a box labeled books is basically… un pollo

Credit: Instagram. @thechicrew

It is odd enough to see a live chicken in the NYC subway, but the box labeled “BOOKS” gives this scene an extra touch like out of a Twilight Zone episode, doesn’t it?

6. When Pikachu is in da house!

Credit: Instagram. @subwaycreatures

We wonder if this huge botarga even fit through the door. We hope the little yellow dude didn’t miss his station. And wait, does he have Ryan Reynolds’ voice?

7. When you casually showcase your cyborg body modification art in the NYC subway

Credit: Instagram. @aunhelden

Aun Helden is a Brazilian artists that creates confronting characters using body modification and latex bodysuits that make her look like out of a nightmarish David Cronenberg film (did y’all watch the classic 1980s version of The Fly?). Well, she decided to take her art to the insides of the city, very fitting for her cybernetic approach to bodies and art.

8. And people start filming you… or run for their lives!

Credit: Instagram. @subwaycreatures

Yes, it is art, but we can only imagine el pinche susto that her fellow passengers experienced by seeing her in this alien costume. Ay nanita, un bolillo pal susto, porfis. 

9. When an old karate master travels around with a figurine of himself

Credit: Instagram. @subwaycreatures

Is he a ventriloquist or just someone totally obsessed with himself? Whatever the case, we just can’t stop staring at this strange sensei.

10. When you are not sure whether the creepy girl from The Ring is following you around

Credit: Instagram. @subwaycreatures

Talking about small twin figurines. We would storm out of the carriage if we faced this creature that comes out of our darkest nightmares. Samara, please do no take us with you!

11. When you bump into famous actor Paul Giamatti and you don’t know if you should ask him for an autograph or give him un abrazo de oso

Credit: Instagram. @subwaycreatures

Paul Giamatti made a name for himself by playing depressed middle-aged dudes in movies like American Splendor and Sideways. Well, this photo makes us remember his iconic characters. We would have approached him and offered him una chelita y un cotorreo. He just looks so lonely.

12. When you see someone holding a live rat with his teeth. Is that Remy from Ratatouille?

Credit: Instagram. @subwaycreatures

You are going back home and suddenly you see someone carrying a live rodent with his teeth. Is it a pet or just a recently rescued stray ratita? 

13. When there is a pokemon right in the middle of the tracks at the Mexico City crazy and chaotic subway

Credit: Instagram. @metrocdmx

The Mexico City subway is now famous for containing a lot of special creatures from the popular geolocative game Pokemon Go! Just don’t try to catch them all during rush hour!

14. When you see your childhood favorites boarding your wagon

Credit: Instagram. @metronautas_

This vintage photo comes out of a promo shoot featuring the characters from Odisea Burbujas, a show that many Mexicans and Latinos from all over the continent grew up with. Ask your uncles or parents and se les sale una lagrimita.

15. When a woman travels with her calaveras, that seem to be spying on you

Credit: Instagram. @metrocdmx

Strange thing is: this is a totally normal scene in the highly surreal Mexican capital. It is just a woman minding her own business, transporting her calaveras.

16. When you encounter the absolute champion of manspreading 

Credit: Instagram. @bandita_chilanga

Seriously, pendejo, you are taking three seats, including one reserved for people with mobility issues! If there were pendejo Olympics, this champion manspreader would take home two or three gold medals.

17. When the subway turns into a quinces!

Credit: Instagram. @bandita_chilanga

What is more chilango (Mexico City native) than having a photoshoot for your quinces in a subway carriage? Look at the contrasting expressions in the fellow passengers’ faces.

18. When you suddenly meet Shaun the Sheep!

 

Credit: Instagram. @subwaycreatures

It is not enough to bring a gorgeous sheep on the train, you have to add a baseball cap put on backwards to increase the hilarity factor!

19. When this grandma has had enough of those pinches effboys

Credit: Instagram. @subwaycreatures

We wonder if this woman even knows what “No time for fuckboys” even means. Anyway, we love the message. Strong, independent women unite!

20. And the pothead version of Santa Clós makes a guest appearance

Credit: Instagram. @subwaycreatures

OMG, this dude is equally hilarious and adorable. A Santa Claus for those who enjoy un toquecito.

21. When a dude thinks he is Spider-Man in the middle of the trip

Credit: Instagram. @emiliotrevino

OK, then. We just hope the train didn’t come to a sudden halt or the fall must have been bien pinche dolorosa.

22. And when the Mexico City subway turns into Venice, Italy!

Credit: Instagram. @bandita_chilanga

Many stations in the enormous Mexico City subway network need an urgent manita de gato. When it rains in CDMX it really pours, as shown in this photograph that evidences the solidarity of Mexican people. This is a great moment out of an unfortunate situation.

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Missouri Woman Seen Holding Pelosi Sign Faces First Judge In Series Of Court Dates For Federal Charges

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Missouri Woman Seen Holding Pelosi Sign Faces First Judge In Series Of Court Dates For Federal Charges

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Update January 21, 2021

A Missouri woman named Emily Hernandez had a court hearing in St. Louis after her involvement in the Capitol riots. Hernandez, 21, is facing several federal charges after participating in the deadly Capitol riot.

Emily Hernandez is facing the music after storming the U.S. Capitol on Jan. 6.

According to KSDK, Hernandez, who is from Sullivan, Missouri, has been released without bond after her first hearing in St. Louis. She has been ordered to stay in the Eastern District of Missouri until her next court date in Washington. Part of the terms of her release is that she is not allowed to travel to Washington other than for her court date.

During the hearing, she was recorded saying, “I’m sorry, I’m nervous.”

Hernandez is facing the following federal charges: knowingly entering or remaining in any restricted building or grounds, disorderly conduct which impedes the conduct of government business, steal, sell, convey or dispose of anything of value in the United States, disruptive conduct in the Capitol buildings, parading, demonstrating or picketing in the Capitol buildings.

Original: After a group of Trump supporters stormed the Capitol Jan. 6, people immediately started identifying the intruders. Videos have been circulating and people are steadily contacting the FBI to expose them. Instagram page @homegrownterrorists is one of the leading forces in identifying the rioters.

On Jan. 6, people stormed our Capitol building and the American people are demanding justice.

Images of people storming the Capitol building and looting the offices of members of Congress startled people around the world. One of the safest places in the world was overrun by far-right Trump supporters attacking the democratic process. Americans are demanding justice and working together to identify and report as many people to the FBI that were at the Capitol.

The Instagram page is unapologetically encouraging followers to identify people at the Capitol.

Five people died as a result of the riot, two of them were police officers. The Instagram page, run anonymously, is encouraging people to share the photos to their stories to increase the reach. The account might not have any legal power, but it is having some success. There has been more than one person identified through the IG page that has led to people losing jobs and being arrested by the FBI.

The account has disappeared multiple times but always comes back.

The mystery person running the account has expressed concern over their safety. The account has been suspended by Instagram after being reported by multiple people. There has even been some talk about them receiving threats of violence via DMs.

The person who runs the account has mentioned it randomly on their stories but with no real detail. According to recent stories, the person behind the account doesn’t want to antagonize the people sending threats.

The owner of the account did say that they have been contacted by Instagram about the account.

A tweet from HomeGrownTerrorists caught Instagram’s attention and the account was reinstated. However, there was a backup account to keep functioning in case the original got deleted. IG and the account owner reached an agreement where they get to keep the main account and the backup account was permanently banned. No questions asked.

If you want to help or be connected to the cause, you can follow this page on Instagram.

There are a lot of people left to identify and the nation’s law enforcement is bracing for more violence. Capitols in all 50 states are on alert for possible attacks and the National Guard is being mobilized in big numbers for the inauguration. We are not out of the woods when it comes to the threats that have been made.

READ: After Last Week’s Riots, A Black Woman Has Been Appointed to U.S. Capitol Police Chief

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UPS Delivery Man Is Fired After Video Surfaces of His Anti-Latino Racist Rant

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UPS Delivery Man Is Fired After Video Surfaces of His Anti-Latino Racist Rant

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An unnamed UPS delivery driver has been fired after being caught using racist language when delivering a package to a Latino household. The incident occurred on December 17th.

The video, which was caught on a doorbell camera’s security footage, shows a white UPS driver appearing to be angry when delivering a package.

“Now you don’t get f—–g nothing…You can’t read and write and speak the f—–g English language,” he says while writing a “failed to deliver” notice and pasting it on the house’s front door.

The Aviles family says that the footage shows that the UPS worker never even attempted to deliver the package in the first place. He never rang the doorbell or knocked on the door. Based on that, the family has come to the conclusion that the driver intentionally withheld the package from the family out of prejudice and spite

They believe that the only way the driver could’ve known that the family was Latino was by making assumptions based off the name on the package.

“The only information this driver had that could serve as a trigger for this deep-seated hate was the name on the package,” said Forward Latino President Darryl Morin at a press conference addressing the incident.

“So what we have here is a very intentional act to ruin Christmas for somebody, for someone to spew this hateful rhetoric, and quite honestly to deceive their employer,” Morin continued.

Per UPS, the employee has now been fired. “There is no place in any community for racism, bigotry or hate. This is very serious and we promptly took action, terminating the driver’s employment. UPS is wholeheartedly committed to diversity, equity and inclusion,” UPS said in a statement. They also said they contacted the family to apologize.

But the Aviles family is still rattled that such bigoted people are out and about, letting their petty prejudices effect other people’s lives.

“The package was a Christmas gift that we eventually received after Christmas Day, but what if it happened to have time-sensitive content like an epipen or a book I needed to take a final,” said Shirley Aviles, the mother of the man who lives at the address, told NBC News. “I don’t get it. It’s just sad.”

Aviles seemed disturbed about what this incident says about human nature. “This is about the things people do when they think no one is watching them. That’s important because that’s when you see people’s true colors and that’s what’s scary,”

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