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21 Foods Latinos Grew Up Resenting But Are So Proud Of Now

Growing up Latino means that breakfast was not always cheerios and dinner not only mac and cheese. We got to grow up with a lot more sabor in our diet than the average American, but sometimes that was more than we could handle. Not all traditional foods make kids mouths water after all. Here are the top 21 foods that Latina moms sometimes had to force us to eat, enjoy the trip down memory lane!

Tripas

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Whether it was in Menudo, Mondongo, Mofongo or something else, most of us have had cow stomach served up to us at one point in our childhood. While the truth is all these dishes are quite delicious if you are not ready for the chewy texture of tripas and start thinking about what it really is the gag factor can be pretty high!

Morcilla

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Spanish blood sausage originated in Europe but it’s a big hit as a street food all over Latin America as well. Condolences to the kids that had it show up in their lunchbox however, as this blood clot and rice savory snack can get you some pretty intense stares from other kids. Don’t worry, you will learn to love it. Someday.

Chapulines

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You thought it was cool that your uncle came all the way from Oaxaca to visit the fam until he broke out the sack of roasted grasshoppers and passed it around. Not wanting to seem rude, your mom made you down a handful. And then another. Crunch crunch!

Gelatina

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While many kids got big fancy birthday cakes on their special day, lots of us got stuck with a wiggly woggly gelatin dish instead. You might say that it actually goes down smooth and silky but when you start thinking about what it’s actually made of, cow skin and feet, it kinda gets stuck in the throat.

Escamoles

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Although they are known as “Mexican caviar”, you probably were not too happy about slurping up escamoles when your mama served them up back in the day. The larvae and pupae of a particular species of ant, this delicacy takes an acquired taste, one you probably didn’t have as a young un who just wanted something normal for a change.

Chicharrones

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Nothing says yummy for the tummy like deep fried pork skin. But the worst part is that chicharrones are one of those foods that sometimes can be chewed on forever without going down. A kids nightmare come true. The truth is this dish pairs quite perfectly with a  cold cerveza to help wash it down, but that’s something you won’t be getting your hands on for years to come!

Lengua

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Those were the most tender and delicious tacos you have ever had in your life right? Up until you found out that you were eating cow tongue! Now your mom has to use a straightjacket to keep you in your chair and force feed you that food! Bon Appetit!

Chile Candy

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All the other kids were sucking on those watermelon Now and Laters but you got a lollipop so spicy it makes your lips burn. At least there is blistex!

Spicy Fruit

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As if spicy hot candy wasn’t enough, you also had to eat things like mango and tamarindo completely smothered in chile. Sometimes even in your ice cream!

Buche

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You honestly thought that tripas were hard to put down the gullet until you met their next of kin. Made from the stomach of pigs, buche is one of the top meats that Latina moms like to slip into your sandwiches on the under. Surprise!

Hog Head Cheese

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Nope that’s not cheddar there in your lunch box darling, that’s the jelly made from boiling a whole pig head for hours. Queso de Puerco is scarier than the boogey man and a chupa cabra in one!

Ceviche

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While among adults, ceviche is often compared to heaven on earth, raw fish is the kind of dish that gets kids hiding in the closet. But you gotta come out sometime junior!

Nopales

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What’s that in the eggs ma? Green beans? Nope, it’s the slimy leaf of a prickly desert cactus eaten all over Northern Mexico and other parts of Latin America. The truth is its healthy as hell, just like those Brussel sprouts…

Tortilla Sandwiches

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That photo actually looks pretty bomb, but many of us grew up with mothers who thought it was cool to substitute tortillas every time the wonder bread ran out. PB&J on a tortilla is just not the same ma!

Hormigas Culonas

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Although they taste a lot like roasted salted peanuts, these Colombian big-ass ants look like they jumped right off of fear factor. Just put em on some arequipe obleas and it’s all good! Not.

The Hamburger Burrito

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When mom is in a rush but still trying to keep it traditional you sometimes get the freakish Frankenstein monster known as the hamburger burrito. We pity the kid that has to choke this one down. For real, at least put some hamburger helper on that thing.

Sopa de Raiz

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This soup is so gross we couldn’t even use a real picture. Cleverly disguised as “root soup” this South American traditional stew is actually made with cow or horse penis. Wait, you mean you didn’t know? And it was your favorite?

Old Beans

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Yo, leftovers are cool. Sometimes they even taste better the next day, truth be told. But when those beans have been hanging out in the fridge all week they can get that ragged furry and slimy taste going. Mom says their fine though, so chow down hijo mio!

Tortilla Chips with Mayo

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Ran out of salsa so she went ahead and scooped you out half the jar of mayo. Now you gotta eat it. Sucks to be you bro.

Sesos

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Creamy like oatmeal and flavorful as crab, cow brains are by far one of many kid’s favorite lunchmeats. In hell maybe. This one probably had you wishing all those Zombie movies were real so you could have someone to pawn them off on.

Cuy

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Nothing says dinnertime fun like a roasted rat on your plate that seems intent on staring you down while you try to figure out where to make your first cut. Chances are that if your mom is from one of the Andean nations she has tried to pull this one on you as Guinea Pig is a delicacy there that goes back to Incan times. 

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UPS Delivery Man Is Fired After Video Surfaces of His Anti-Latino Racist Rant

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UPS Delivery Man Is Fired After Video Surfaces of His Anti-Latino Racist Rant

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An unnamed UPS delivery driver has been fired after being caught using racist language when delivering a package to a Latino household. The incident occurred on December 17th.

The video, which was caught on a doorbell camera’s security footage, shows a white UPS driver appearing to be angry when delivering a package.

“Now you don’t get f—–g nothing…You can’t read and write and speak the f—–g English language,” he says while writing a “failed to deliver” notice and pasting it on the house’s front door.

The Aviles family says that the footage shows that the UPS worker never even attempted to deliver the package in the first place. He never rang the doorbell or knocked on the door. Based on that, the family has come to the conclusion that the driver intentionally withheld the package from the family out of prejudice and spite

They believe that the only way the driver could’ve known that the family was Latino was by making assumptions based off the name on the package.

“The only information this driver had that could serve as a trigger for this deep-seated hate was the name on the package,” said Forward Latino President Darryl Morin at a press conference addressing the incident.

“So what we have here is a very intentional act to ruin Christmas for somebody, for someone to spew this hateful rhetoric, and quite honestly to deceive their employer,” Morin continued.

Per UPS, the employee has now been fired. “There is no place in any community for racism, bigotry or hate. This is very serious and we promptly took action, terminating the driver’s employment. UPS is wholeheartedly committed to diversity, equity and inclusion,” UPS said in a statement. They also said they contacted the family to apologize.

But the Aviles family is still rattled that such bigoted people are out and about, letting their petty prejudices effect other people’s lives.

“The package was a Christmas gift that we eventually received after Christmas Day, but what if it happened to have time-sensitive content like an epipen or a book I needed to take a final,” said Shirley Aviles, the mother of the man who lives at the address, told NBC News. “I don’t get it. It’s just sad.”

Aviles seemed disturbed about what this incident says about human nature. “This is about the things people do when they think no one is watching them. That’s important because that’s when you see people’s true colors and that’s what’s scary,”

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Here Are Some Christmas Traditions From Around Latin America

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Here Are Some Christmas Traditions From Around Latin America

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Christmas is a special time of year. Families have their traditions to mark the festive year and some of those traditions are rooted in culture. Here are some of the ways various countries in Latin America celebrate Christmas.

El Pase Del Niño Viajero – Ecuador

El Pase del Niño Viajero is a pageant that happens in Ecuador that lasts weeks. The parade is meant to represent the journey of Mary and Joseph. The parade highlights the religious importance of Christmas in Ecuador and is most common in the Andean region of the country.

The biggest and most important parade is in Cuenca, a deeply religious city. Citizens near the city have all day to see the parade as it starts in the early morning and runs through the late afternoon. This gives people a lot of time to make it to the city to witness the parade.

La Gritería – Nicaragua

La Gritería comes after La Purisma. La Purisma is celebrated at the end of November and is meant to celebrate the Immaculate Conception of the Virgin Mary. La Gritería is celebrated in early December and involves literal yelling. Someone would shout “Que causa tanta alegria?” (“What causes so much happiness?”) People respond “La Concepción de María.” (“Mary’s Conception.”)

Las Posadas – Mexico

Mexican posadas are the most recognizable. Posadas take place in Mexico from Dec. 16-24, though this year they are most likely to be virtual. The posada begins with a procession in the neighborhood filled with people singing and sometimes led by two people dressed as Mary and Joseph.

Another part is the posada party. Before guests can enter, there is a song exchange with the people outside playing Joseph looking for shelter. The hosts sing the side of the innkeeper saying there is no room. Eventually, the guests are welcomed into the home to celebrate Christmas.

Aguinaldos – Colombia

Aguinaldos are a series of games played by people in Colombia leading up to Christmas. There are certain games that are common among people in Colombia. One is pajita en boca, which requires holding a straw in your mouth the entire time of a social event. Another is dar y no recibir, which is about getting people to take something you are giving to score a point.

El Quema Del Diablo – Guatemala

El quema del diablo is celebrated in early December and is a way of letting go of the previous year. People burn piñatas and effigies of the devil to let go of all negative feelings and moments from the previous year. If there was every to try a new tradition, this would be the year. Burn an effigy and banish 2020 to the past, where it belongs.

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