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Father’s Day has always been, and will forever be, a big holiday in the family. While we technically show our fathers how much we love them through the year. It is nice to let them know just how much you love them on their special day. They sacrifice, work and live to make our lives as easy as possible. Here are a few things you can buy him to show him you care.
Some of them, it takes just the right gift to break them down and really receive sus abrazos y amor. Here are this year’s weapons in our evil plan: make Papa cry.
1. “Make America Mexico Again”, $14.99
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Phase 1: Confusion. “Is this a MAGA hat?”
Phase 2: “Ayyyyyy, jajajjajajaja”
Phase 3: *sobbing*/*laughing*
Made for proud Mexican fathers everywhere.
2. “Sigues Siendo El Rey” Father’s Day Card, $5.00
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What’s a gift without a card? Especially one that adores and glorifies your dad the way he should be como una canción icónica.
3. #1 Papi Chulo Tee, $19.99
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This one goes out to all my borinquen dads out there. Imagine him not wearing this shirt in public. Latino fathers are a special breed of people.
4. “Papá of the Year” Mug, $21.95
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Here’s where the tears start to flow. I don’t care what you got your dad for Father’s Day last year, a mug is the way to go.
5. “PADRE, Te Amo” Mug, $19.95
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Because they get to bring them to work, and see them every morning, eventually softening them towards you on a daily basis. I’m already crying with this mug.
6. Custom Boricua Domino Table, $375
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If you’ve got the dough, here’s a sure-fire way to make your dad cry of excitement. It’s a foldable, wooden, boricua pride domino table, for Christ’s sake. You can probably order it without the Dominican flare if your father prefers to be a little more neutral.
7. FCB Futból Domino Set, $64.99
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Which would be nothing without an FC Barcelona handmade domino set. This company has almost every equipo your dad could possibly be a fan of.
This is the ultimate “#1 Dad” mug on the market. Seriously. He can now walk around the house and office letting everyone know that he is the boss.
13. Upcycled Corona Glasswear, $15.00
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Tell your dad that now he’s an environmentalist when you get him this set of beer bottles made beer glasses. Although, it might not have the same effect when he pours his Corona into these glasses. Vamos a ver.
14. Salud Coasters, $12.50
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These are really more of a gift to your mom, but you’ll also be sparing your dad from her wrath when she sees beer rings on the coffee table. Cheers!
15. Breakfast Stout Beer Candle, $17.99
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For the more sensual, beer-loving daddio, you can get him what he’ll think is a prank gift. The candle smells like beer, yes, but also maple syrup, cinnamon, waffles, and fresh-roasted coffee beans.
16. Beer Soap 6-Pack, $15.00
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If you don’t want to endorse your dad’s drinking habit, give him a different kind of six pack. Who knows, maybe a beer-scented shower will just do the trick?
17. Stamped Spoon, $18.00
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For the sweet-tooth dad who refuses to scoop the ice cream into a bowl because he’s only going to have a couple scoops. You know who I’m talking about. Call him out with this gift.
18. The Self-Aggrandizing Tee, $21.99
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I mean, you are the best, and your dad should be proud to tell the world, right? If anything, this shirt tells your dad that he succeeded as a father in teaching you self-confidence.
Or, go for a more practical option. You know that on days your dad is wearing this shirt, you can save time by just skipping the middle man. But also, we need to hear about your dad’s reaction to getting this gift. 😂
20. Chismosa Dad Hat, $11.00
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Some dads play like they don’t want to hear all the chisme, but they’re all chismosa AF. They live for the drama, and getting this hat as a gift will just put them in chismosa hot seat. You know your mom will tell all her friends about this hat.
Share all your special moments with your dad. Remember what we said about him working so hard so you have a better life? That includes all of your major achievements. They are also his achievements. Make sure he gets some of the credit.
22. Loteria Key Chain, $15
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Hello, does your dad perpetually lose his keys? Especially when you’re asking if you can borrow his car? Finally, a solution that he’ll never forget: loteria keychain. He won’t want to be separated from his keys after you get him this.
23. Bluetooth Shower Head, $36.95
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This is another gift that’s more for the whole family, to help drown out your dad singing Selena with the actual angelic voice of Selena. The showerhead has a bluetooth speaker. 🙏
24. “Nacho Average Dad” Shirt, $16.50
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OK, for this one, we’ll settle for a laugh or a smile, but you know he’ll get choked up when he actually puts this on. “Por mí? *sobs*”
25. “Te Amo” Mug, $16.51
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Whatever you get or don’t get your dad this Father’s Day, just make sure you tell him you love him. That’s all that it really takes to get some waterworks anyway, verdad? Try it and let us know how it goes. 😘
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