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Remind Everyone That You Are The Prankster Of Your Familia With These Hilarious Gifts

“Beardo Baubles” Digital Image. Firebox. 14 November 2018.

Cousinship keeps us so warm at the holidays from pranking the tías to just plain old glances of solidarity across the Buena Noche table. We all know primos are the generation of the family we can generally breathe easy around. Behold all of the ways you can spice up your White Elephant gift exchange and primo gifting overall.

Mazapan Shirt | $30

CREDIT: DreamHeauxApparel / Etsy

Who are you calling soft? For the bitter, brittle and proud prima who tells it like it is. She’ll love this.

ThumbsUp Bubble Costume | $20

CREDIT: ThumbsUp / Etsy

We all know the fragile primo who cries at everything and anything. Make sure they know what you think of their sensitivity by giving them this outfit to make sure no one offends them again. Bonus points if it is mocking their fragile masculinity.

Cafe Bustelo Air Plant | $45

CREDIT: HelloHappyPlants / Etsy

For my isla Latinos who have a primo whose house air chemistry is made so much of Café Bustelo, its where plants go to die. Except for this air plant. It’ll thrive with a mist of cafecito once weekly.

Evriholder FURemover Broom with Squeegee | $15

CREDIT: Untitled. Digital Image. Amazon. 15 November 2018.

This is perfect for the shedder of the group. Sure, it is meant for dogs but your prima with the long hair everywhere will get more use out of it.

Spring Loaded Glitter Bomb | $20

CREDIT: edamame / YouTube

What might be a hilarious, colorful delightful gift to non-Latinos, this is the gift from hell when you throw a Latina mom in. They going to be in so much trouble.

I Flexed and The Sleeves Fell Off Tank | $9

CREDIT: CteesTees / Etsy

For the Crossfit primo. Yeah, yeah, we know, all your stories start at Crossfit. Ratify that character development.

Swimming Olympic Sloth Shower Curtain | $14.99

CREDIT: Untitled. Digital Image. Amazon. 15 November 2018.

Alternatively, this is for the Jonathan Van Ness in your life. She loves the Olympics but is the laziest person in existence. Proof you can have both.

Cardi B Quote Notebook | $8

CREDIT: Untitled. Digital Image. Amazon. 15 November 2018.

For the troubled prima who needs to do a little more self-work. Meet them where they’re at, which may be this Cardi B mantra. “I’m being nice to you. Have I stabbed you? No.” Cross your fingers and hope they start writing their feelings.

Blobfish Slippers | $40

CREDIT: “Blobfish Slippers” Digital Image. Firebox. 14 November 2018.

Got a cousin who’s dropping hints about wanting Christmas slippers? Nah? This gift needs no explanation. It’s just hilarious.

Creepy Doll Heads Vinyl Sticker Sheet Assorted Car and Laptop Decals $20

CREDIT: Untitled. Digital Image. Amazon. 15 November 2018.

For the cousin that works through every Buena Noche like a crazy person, gift ‘em early. Creepy baby head decals all over their laptop before they even open it.

Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube Guy | $13

CREDIT: “Wacky Wavy Mini Tube Guy” Digital Image. Urban Outfitters. 15 November 2018.

We all have that cousin that is a proud car salesman. Well, if you live in Miami, then you do. While you’re tired of hearing him brag about his year-end sales, you know he’s the guy that would keep this guy on his desk. Make a guy happy.

Letters for a Year of Gratitude: Write Now. Keep in Touch Always. | $12

CREDIT: Untitled. Digital Image. Amazon. 15 November 2018.

This gift is perfect for the cousin who’s forever off the grid and hard to get a hold of. You can joke that this is the only way you know you’ll be able to reach them.

Ray Gun Nose Trimmer | $16.89

CREDIT: “Ray Gun Nose Trimmer” Digital Image. Firebox. 14 November 2018.

This gift is not gendered. We’re all hairy and while I’m here to support the free reign of body hair it can just be too much some times.

Beardo Baubles | $13

CREDIT: “Beardo Baubles” Digital Image. Firebox. 14 November 2018.

For the primo you only see at Christmas so you can’t imagine what their life is like any other day of the year.

Sleepy Head – Personalized Pillow Case | $26

CREDIT: “Sleepy Head – Personalised Pillow Case” Digital Image. Firebox. 14 November 2018.

We all know how to use social media to find the worst photos of our primos. Take them and make these hilarious pillows. They might be upset but the whole family will love it.

Personalized Hot Heads | $20

CREDIT: “Personalised Hot Heads” Digital Image. Firebox. 14 November 2018.

Put their face to use and gift these to each of your primitas suffering through the PMS they inherited from our mamas.

The Happy (happy!!!) Holiday Pot Cookie Cookbook + Cookie Cutter Gift Set | $17

CREDIT: “Slide View: 1: The Happy (happy!!!) Holiday Pot Cookie Cookbook + Cookie Cutter Gift Set” Digital Image. Urban Outfitters. 15 November 2018.

The real prank comes after you gift this on Noche Buena and start baking the following morning and the tias all start sneaking the cookies. Strategize accordingly.

Ben & Jerry’s Euphori-Lock Ice Cream Pint Combination Lock Protector | $35.95

CREDIT: Untitled. Digital Image. Amazon. 15 November 2018.

Think carefully about who you’re trying to prank here because it’s going to be indirect. Choose your favorite primo and prank their hermanos.

Crafting With Cat Hair | $15.59

CREDIT: “Crafting With Cat Hair” Digital Image. Firebox. 14 November 2018.

For the primo that is married to their cat. A small part of you knows they’ll be excited by this.

Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark: The Complete 3-Book Collection By Alvin Schwartz | $20

CREDIT: “Slide View: 1: Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark: The Complete 3-Book Collection By Alvin Schwartz” Digital Image. Urban Outfitters. 15 November 2018.

We all read these books as kids, and there was always one cousin who was petrified. Hype this one up as something they’re really going to love and watch their sweet face drop in terror when they realize what you’ve just given them.

Naughty Prima Camiseta | $24.99

CREDIT: we are mitú

Check out our collection of the naughty and nice prima shirt so you can once and for all make everyone’s roles clear. Our family collection is no joke (unless you’re a prankster, then, yes, it’s all for you).


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Show Your BFF How Much You Care With These Super Thoughtful Gifts

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Show Your BFF How Much You Care With These Super Thoughtful Gifts

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Family is everything, but having a BFF you can tell anything to, who understands the social complexities of having a huge family, being first gen, and trying to make it in this world is something everyone deserves.

These comadres keep you grounded. They shower you with love, apoyo and laughs year round. So what do you give your besties who’ve always been there for you? Here are a few gifts that’ll remind them how much you appreciate them.

CHISMOSAS 4 EVER PIN PACK $14.99

CREDIT: mitú

Mujeres who chismean together stay together. Send this to your better half and let her know how much you appreciate your talks with this Chismosas 4 Life pin set.

COMADRES Hat | $25

CREDIT: we are mitú

Because she’s not just your BFF, she’s your comadre. Get one for all your comadres here at mitú.

Juicyy Chisme Keychain Purse | $5

CREDIT: DreamHeauxApparel / Etsy

For that bestie that’s always making you go back to the club to find her purse.

MEJOR SOLA SWEATSHIRT $39.99

CREDIT: mitú

A sturdy and warm sweatshirt bound to keep you warm in the colder months. A pre-shrunk, classic fit sweater that’s made with air-jet spun yarn for a soft feel.

3Doodler Create+ Pen | $80

CREDIT: “3Doodler Create+ Pen” Digital Image. Urban Outfitters. 15 November 2018.

It’s a steep gift, but it’ll feel like a kid’s Christmas for your non-stop doodling BFF. Yes, it’s a glorified hot glue gun, but a very dreamy gift for the Frida Kahlo-to-be in your life.

“Tesoro” by Yesika Salgado | $13.50

CREDIT: we are mitú

If you’ve already absorbed the poderosa of Salgado’s first anthology, “Corazón,” you know that her second born is set to ignite a generation of mujeres uprising. Nourish your BFF’s heart and Latinidad in a way only Salgado can.

Mazapan Phone Case | $25

CREDIT: DreamHeauxApparel / Etsy

Por la mujer in your life that won’t take anything from no pendejo but whose ready to fall to pieces when the right one gets close. Tell her you’re just helping out with a portable disclaimer.

Conchas Camiseta | $25

CREDIT: we are mitú

For the Mexicana whose not afraid to be proud of her conchas, this camiseta es perfecto. Exclusive to we are mitú.

P.F. Candle Co. Geranium Terra | $48

CREDIT: Untitled. Digital Image. Amazon. 15 November 2018.

For the BFF that you know will one day have a yard full of terra cotta plants and terra cotta mujeres. It’s her aesthetic. Go with it.

MojiPower Avocado Portable Power Bank | $28

CREDIT: “MojiPower Avocado Portable Power Bank” Digital Image. Urban Outfitters. 15 November 2018.

Get it? For the BFF powered by guac. Make that a reality for her internet persona támbien.

Kahlo By Andrea Kettenmann | $15

CREDIT: “Kahlo By Andrea Kettenmann” Digital Image. Urban Outfitters. 15 November 2018.

For the BFF you know is ready to pour over this comprehensive collection of Kahlo’s work, the significance of her work as a feminist, Latinx, gender-bending queer icon. Observe the tears spill. You did that.

Mujer Power” Pin | $10

CREDIT: we are mitú

We’re not taking trips anywhere together unless it’s to shake up D.C. Pair this with Sonia Sotomayor’s latest memoir and you’re going places together.

Frida Kahlo Meditation Poster | $13

CREDIT: Untitled. Digital Image. Posterazzi. 15 November 2018.

Feminism is a daily practice. We’re all extra fired up this year. Fan the fire and the self-care all at once in that feminista poderosa amiga querida.

BARK Festival Flower Crown Dog Toy | $12

CREDIT: “BARK Festival Flower Crown Dog Toy” Digital Image. Urban Outfitters. 15 November 2018.

To pair with your Kahlo gifts, obviously. She’s trying to instill her patriarchy smashing values into su hijos.

HAIR FULL OF CHISME MUG | $15

CREDIT: we are mitú

For la chismosa: give her something to spill that tea with. She will love the “Mean Girls” reference and totally be grateful for another way to sip that tea.

CAFECITO & CHISME Tank | $25

CREDIT: we are mitú

Because you can’t have one without the other when you throw a BFF in there. Package this with a coffee date IOU and all the chisme you can muster.

Self Conchas Towel | $35

CREDIT: we are mitú

This is the perfect gift for that friend who lives somewhere warm enough to enjoy it on Christmas day. Believe it or not, there are so many of us in warm, tropical climates for Christmas.

Cheeky Stamp Blendable Blush | $24

CREDIT: Untitled. Digital Image. Sephora. 15 November 2018.

For the Makeup Guru amiga who already has Fenty Beauty’s entire line, and then some. I think America might be ready for this future age goodness, or your friend can just blend that blush right in.

Decolonize Your Diet: Plant-Based Mexican-American Recipes for Health and Healing by Luz Calvo and Catriona Rueda Esquibel | $18

CREDIT: Untitled. Digital Image. Amazon. 15 November 2018.

For your newly vegan comadre who you know will scream to find out what doesn’t taste like grass. These authors look back hundreds of year before Spain colonized Mesoamerica. They found that the healing properties of plant-based traditional diet is more important than ever. Read it and feast.

Selena Gomez Cookie Cutter | $34

CREDIT: Copypastry / Etsy

Because, guapa, we’re making more than just sugar cookies this year. It’s the Eucharist of our generation.

Preciosa Camiseta | $30

CREDIT: DreamHeauxApparel / Etsy

You already know exactly who to get this for because you know she’s going to wear that ish proud in the club. Support your local Latina Etsy artist and your local loca all at the same time.

Bruja Beanie $15

CREDIT: EladaniStudio / Etsy

She’s bad y bruja and she needs everyone to know it. It’s the kind of crown you don’t buy for yourself. Crown her.

SHE SE PUEDE TEE $24.99

SHE SE PUEDE, every day!

NADIE ME AYUDA EN ESTA CASA $24.99

CREDIT: mitú

Moms favorite quote of the day EVERYDAY. Get your mom her next favorite tee! 💓💓💓


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