Here Are The 20 Things That Trigger Latina Moms Like Nothing Else
Whether it’s something that you did, said or forgot to do or say, there are many things guaranteed to piss your latina moms off. Here’s a list so that you can try to avoid them.
If there’s one thing that drives your mom crazy, it’s when she sees you using your phone all day instead of helping her clean.
Hint hint: put that phone away and start cleaning.
So if you haven’t cleaned your room from top to bottom, don’t even think about asking her if you can go out.
The cleaner your room is, the higher the chances of your mom letting you go out.
But if she does give you permission to go out, you better answer her phone calls… Or she’ll lose it.
For your mom it’s not just a missed phone call – it’s life or death.
Also make sure to get home by the time she tells you to, OR ELSE…
You can expect her to be waiting at the foot of the door, pissed AF.
If you really want to test your mom’s patience, tell her “qué” instead of “mande.”
I dare you.
Even worse, go ahead and get a tattoo without telling her.
Just some advice, make sure you wear running shoes.
When it comes to dinner time, keep in mind that the last thing your mom wants to hear is “no tengo hambre.”
There’s no way she’s going to let you put any food to waste.
She also never wants to hear you complain about her food.
It’s probably best if you just stay quiet and eat.
If she gets mad at you for saying these things, maybe helping her out in the kitchen will make her happy.
Unless you burn the rice.
If you burn the frijoles, your life is basically over.
This is probably your mom’s worst nightmare.
Even the little things, like finding an empty gallon of milk in the fridge, will drive your mom crazy.
Just throw the empty gallon away. It’s not that difficult.
She’ll also get pissed if you leave all of the lights on.
Because you’re not paying for the electricity bill.
But the worst thing you can do to Latina moms is forgotten to take the meat out of the freezer.
At this point, just be prepared to get yelled at.
Second to that is asking if you can eat out for dinner.
— nick san ۞ (@nicksanruiz) June 29, 2016
Or wondering out loud why you can’t have McDonald’s.
— 𝕽 (@Xiuhcoatlll) September 17, 2017
And let’s never forget every time you asked to spend the night at a friend’s house.
Why would you ever want to sleep in someone else’s bed?
When you try to walk around ungroomed…mitú
Stop plucking my eyebrows. Stop fiddling with my hair. JK-you’ll never actually tell them to stop unless you want to be smacked or make them cry.
Or trying to get sympathy for something that was clearly your fault. Like falling?mitú
They’re never going to comfort you after you take a fall because you should have known better. And now you do. #parenting
Being out late.@ocampo408 / Twitter
They will worry themselves sick and then expect you to “know what you did.” We can only assume motherhood makes your mind go to crazy places.
Anytime they hear you question having to go to church.@hermionepothead / Twitter
Not going to church is not even an option in my house. The day I broke my ankle, I was forced to hobble in there. Gimme a mom that reads me Bible pages. ????
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