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Here Are The 20 Things That Trigger Latina Moms Like Nothing Else

Whether it’s something that you did, said or forgot to do or say, there are many things guaranteed to piss your mom off. Here’s a list so that you can try to avoid them.

If there’s one thing that drives your mom crazy, it’s when she sees you using your phone all day instead of helping her clean.


Hint hint: put that phone away and start cleaning.

So if you haven’t cleaned your room from top to bottom, don’t even think about asking her if you can go out.

The cleaner your room is, the higher the chances of your mom letting you go out.

But if she does give you permission to go out, you better answer her phone calls… Or she’ll lose it.

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For your mom it’s not just a missed phone call – it’s life or death.

Also make sure to get home by the time she tells you to, OR ELSE…

You can expect her to be waiting at the foot of the door, pissed AF.

If you really want to test your mom’s patience, tell her “qué” instead of “mande.”

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I dare you.

Even worse, go ahead and get a tattoo without telling her.

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Just some advice, make sure you wear running shoes.

When it comes to dinner time, keep in mind that the last thing your mom wants to hear is “no tengo hambre.”

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There’s no way she’s going to let you put any food to waste.

She also never wants to hear you complain about her food.

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It’s probably best if you just stay quiet and eat.

If she gets mad at you for saying these things, maybe helping her out in the kitchen will make her happy.

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Unless you burn the rice.

If you burn the frijoles, your life is basically over.

My mom forgot to turn off the frijoles 😂😂

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This is probably your mom’s worst nightmare.

Even the little things, like finding an empty gallon of milk in the fridge, will drive your mom crazy.

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Just throw the empty gallon away. It’s not that difficult.

She’ll also get pissed if you leave all of the lights on.

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Because you’re not paying for the electricity bill.

But the worst thing you can do to her is forget to take meat out of the freezer.

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At this point, just be prepared to get yelled at.

Second to that is asking if you can eat out for dinner.

Or wondering out loud why you can’t have McDonald’s.

And let’s never forget every time you asked to spend the night at a friend’s house.

Why would you ever want to sleep in someone else’s bed?

When you try to walk around ungroomed…

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Stop plucking my eyebrows. Stop fiddling with my hair. JK-you’ll never actually tell them to stop unless you want to be smacked or make them cry.

Or trying to get sympathy for something that was clearly your fault. Like falling?

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They’re never going to comfort you after you take a fall because you should have known better. And now you do. #parenting

Being out late.

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They will worry themselves sick and then expect you to “know what you did.” We can only assume motherhood makes your mind go to crazy places.

Anytime they hear you question having to go to church.

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Not going to church is not even an option in my house. The day I broke my ankle, I was forced to hobble in there. Gimme a mom that reads me Bible pages. 😭

READ: Latina Moms Will Hate This, But Going Abroad Was The Best Thing You Could Do

11 Things Your Mom Always Says And Does In Order To Guilt Trip You

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11 Things Your Mom Always Says And Does In Order To Guilt Trip You

Among your mom’s many talents, there’s one hidden talent that you’ve probably witnessed a few (or many) times. It’s the gift of guilt-tripping. Here are just a few of the many things she says and does that makes you feel soooo terrible for basically… everything.

Guilt-tripping usually begins as soon as your mom gets home from work and starts talking about how exhausted she is.

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It’s crucial for her to let you know about all of the sacrifices she was making for you.

But in case that doesn’t make you feel bad, she goes on to list  every single errand she had to run.

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She follows with a deep sigh after every little thing she lists.

Which then leads to her classic speech about, “When I was your age…”

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Because your childhood was a piece of cake compared to hers.

And if you didn’t help her around the house, you could expect to hear, “When you guys want something I do it right away, but when I ask for a favor you guys just can’t do it.”

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So you had to make sure she didn’t catch you lying around the house.

To make you feel even worse about not helping her, she would then hit you with, “Yo partiendome la madre y tú bién agusto.”

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And this is the exact look she would give you.

She almost made you feel as if having fun was a sin — especially when you would go out with your friends.

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How could you just turn your back on your family like that??

You couldn’t even enjoy your night out, because she would call you to say, “No me puedo dormir hasta que tú llegues, y tengo que trabajar temprano en la mañana.”

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And the longer you would take to get home, the more she would call you to complain.

If you complained one bit about how tired or hungover you were the next day, your mom would guilt trip you with: “…ahhh pero anoche.”

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In a sarcastic tone she would ask you, “How is it that you had soooo much energy last night, but today you can’t function??”

In cases that didn’t make you feel bad enough, she would then start comparing you to your perfect cousins (those little angels!) who were sooooo much better than you. ?

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Such encouragement…

It was almost as if the world was going to end every time your mom said, “que dios te perdone.”

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Since she couldn’t forgive you for everything bad you’ve done, she just hoped that God would be able to forgive you.

But nothing beat your mom’s super dramatic and melancholic, go-to line: “Ah pero cuando yo me muera.”

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And as much as you hate hearing all of these things, your mom only says it because she loves you.?


READ: Here Are The 13 Things That Trigger Latina Moms Like Nothing Else


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