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People Cannot Handle The Fact The Ted Cruz Liked A Very Inappropriate Video On Twitter

Texas Senator Ted Cruz is in a center of a Twitter related scandal after “liking” a pornographic video. Yes, you read that right. The same politician who, as Texas solicitor general, defended a law that banned the selling and advertising of sex toys. During the case, Cruz argued that there was no constitutional right to “stimulate one’s genitals for non-medical purposes unrelated to procreation or outside of an interpersonal relationship,” according to Mother Jones. Basically, Cruz was against masturbation.

***WARNING: GRAPHIC SEXUAL CONTENT***

Here’s a screenshot of the tweet that Cruz liked.

Credit: @tedcruz / Twitter

The mere thought of Ted Cruz pleasuring himself to porn, on Twitter, caused a huge reaction.

Everyone has the right to do with themselves what they want but these things are usually kept private. We would not have known that Cruz watches porn, much less what kind of porn he is into, were it not for one “accidental” like given to a video.

If there is one thing we can count on in 2017 are Internet sleuths ready to screenshot a moment because receipts are everything.

There were a couple people offering some advice for future searches.

At least that way you are way less likely to accidentally like an inappropriate tweet.

Someone even came up with a new nickname for Cruz based on the Twitter scandal.

“Fappin’ Ted.” ?

Twitter even made the star of the porn film into a meme because that’s how Twitter does.

S A V A G E !!

And other people are just plain concerned for Cruz.

Yes. What are you doing?

People were anticipating the public response to the scandal, and they were right.

Crus did finally speak to the press about the tweet and claimed that it was a “staffing issue” the led to his account liking the video.

Not to mention that the account that posted the tweet his liked has changed their bio to include their own claim to fame.

Dayum. ?


READ: Ted Cruz’s Roommate Admits The GOP Candidate Is The Worst Possible College Roommate

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15 Hilarious Tweets About Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck Getting Back Together

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15 Hilarious Tweets About Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck Getting Back Together

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In case you haven’t heard, Bennifer 1.0 is back. The famous early-2000s couple has been spotted spending time together in the wake of JLo’s split with A-Rod and Ben Affleck’s split with Cubana Ana de Armas. The news about their reconciliation is surprising the general public, as it’s been 17 years since the Hollywood power couple split up.

Needless to say, many fans have mixed feelings about Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck getting back together, seeing as their 2004 split up was so messy the first time around.

But more than anything, fans have jokes. Here are some of the funniest tweets about Jlo and Ben Affleck getting back together.

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Sen. Ted Cruz Fell Asleep While President Biden Spoke About Immigration

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Sen. Ted Cruz Fell Asleep While President Biden Spoke About Immigration

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On Wednesday night, President Joe Biden gave a speech to the joint session of Congress. Biden’s speech covered everything from gun control, to COVID-19, to immigration reform, to his new $1.8 trillion “families plan”. But one person, in particular, didn’t seem to care about any of it. That person, of course, was Ted Cruz.

When President Joe Biden was in the middle of speaking about the current immigration crisis going on, the camera panned to Ted Cruz who appeared to be nodding off.

Joe Biden, speaking on immigration, was saying, “If you actually want to solve a problem, I’ve sent a bill to take a close look at it,” but Rafael Cruz, apparently, wasn’t awake to hear about the problem that needed to be solved. And it wouldn’t be the first time Cancún Cruz checked out when facing a crisis.

“Look, immigrants have done so much for America during this pandemic and throughout our history,” Biden continued, while Cruz was snoozing. “The country supports immigration reform. We should act. Let’s argue over it. Let’s debate over it. But let’s act.”

Twitter quickly exploded when they saw that Rafael Cruz was falling asleep. The hashtag #TedSnooze started to trend almost immediately.

“Since @tedcruz lives in Texas and Biden is talking about exactly the immigration issue he and his constituents scream about, could Ted stay awake for just a minute or two?” wrote one angry Twitter user.

“Daydreaming about being in Cancún and screwing his constituents over again,” wrote another.

But some weren’t so convinced that Cruz’s sleepiness was authentic. After all, this is a man who isn’t afraid to engage in theatrics to keep the spotlight on him. “My first & persistent thought seeing the pics: ‘That’s someone pretending to sleep to be a jerk [because] he has nothing better to offer. Troll,'” wrote one skeptical Twitter user.

Later, when he appeared on Fox News to recap Biden’s speech, Cruz wanted to make sure that the entire nation knew what he thought of Biden’s speech: boring.

“You could sum up tonight’s speech in three words: boring but radical,” he said to Sean Hannity. “The speech by design was calm and dulcet tones. I challenge you to remember a single line from the speech.”

Since then, Ted Cruz has been retweeting images of him “sleeping” during Biden’s speech like it somehow proves how “boring” Biden’s speech was. Cruz’s behavior lends credence to the theory that he was, in fact, faking his sleepiness.

Based on Sen. Ted Cruz’s past shenanigans, we wouldn’t put it past him to have pretended to fall asleep on Wednesday just to keep the headlines revolving around him. In the end, that’s what’s most important to him.

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