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So Many People Have Hurt Themselves Opening Avocados That One U.K.-Based Grocer Is Selling Seedless Avocados

Just when you thought 2017 would end without any more ridiculousness, one U.K.-based grocer said, “Hold my beer.”

Marks & Spencer is now selling seedless avocados to help curb the epidemic of what doctors call “avocado hand.” Not only is there no pit, you can now eat the skin so there isn’t even a need to cut the thing open, saving people who can’t figure out how to cut an avocado from injury. That’s right. People have cut themselves so often while preparing avocados that the injury has it own name. Some folks on social media are very confused about the need for seedless avocados while others are just over babying a group of people who can’t slice an avocado. Here’s what the Internet had to say about these avocados.

The need to create seedless avocados to help people avoid injury is baffling the masses.

It is a miracle that millions have been able to cut open avocados for generations without dying or losing a hand. Either these civilizations are steeped in witchcraft or they are gods.

People ?? just ?? don’t ?? get ?? it.

What’s next? We’re going to start pre-peeling bananas so people don’t strain their wrists? It’s ridic.

Some concerned citizens of planet Earth are calling out what they see.

Damn. That’s harsh, buuuuuut kinda true.

Maybe those risking their lives for some guac should avoid knives all together?

If you can’t be trusted to handle a knife, just ask a responsible friend to do it for you.

That sentiment is being echoed by others.


Some people really tried to find a way to defend it, but came up short.

“Wasting grant money.” ?

It is really exposing the weakest of the human race.

Some are even doing the labor of explaining how to safely slice an avo without losing an arm.

So many people are just plain offended.

GMO (genetically modified organism) isn’t accurate since they are just unpollinated avocado blossoms but the feeling is understood.

Oh yeah. They are also not feeling this edible skin thing.

We’re going to need a minute to process.

If you or someone you know needs help in learning how to prepare avocados without hurting yourself, check out the video below.

See. It is that easy.

READ: Here’s Why Avocados Are Sending People To The Hospital

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