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It Is 2017 And We Have Another Guacamole Controversy On Our Hands

Tiffani Thiessen tried to update guacamole and people had ~feelings~ about it.

Giving guacamole an “cool new update” rarely goes over well. Just ask The New York Times. When they added peas to the classic Mexican recipe, Twitter roasted them for days. But that didn’t stop Tiffani-Amber Thiessen and Delish from trying guacamole with… grapefruit. Now, grapefruit on its own can be delicious. Guacamole, as is, is always a bomb addition to any meal. However, it seems the Internet has feelings about guacamole topped with grapefruit and the overall consensus is this: “No mames, guey.”

There was this pretty appropriate ‘Saved By The Bell’ reaction.


Perhaps Zack Morris was seeing into the future to this very moment and trying to save his costar the Internet backlash.

Thiessen was even called out by name.


And we know that Tyra don’t play.

Others were too speechless to verbalize their disgust.


Sashay away.

@mathewrodriguez tried to exorcise the grapefruit guacamole before it possessed mankind.


That’s the look of zero F’s given.

Have we not learned from the sins of the past guac calamities?


Necks are getting sore from shaking heads this often.

There was some concern for her well-being.


Yeah. What she said.

There was total and utter confusion about how this even came to be.


No one’s mind is flexible to wrap itself around this.

Like, literally, people are confused about why she even did this.


Why, though?

Basically, if you are considering changing the guac game, remember this.


It’s for your benefit, trust.

So…


READ: What Peeeeendejo Puts Peas in Guacamole? The New York Times Did.

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15 Hilarious Tweets About Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck Getting Back Together

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15 Hilarious Tweets About Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck Getting Back Together

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In case you haven’t heard, Bennifer 1.0 is back. The famous early-2000s couple has been spotted spending time together in the wake of JLo’s split with A-Rod and Ben Affleck’s split with Cubana Ana de Armas. The news about their reconciliation is surprising the general public, as it’s been 17 years since the Hollywood power couple split up.

Needless to say, many fans have mixed feelings about Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck getting back together, seeing as their 2004 split up was so messy the first time around.

But more than anything, fans have jokes. Here are some of the funniest tweets about Jlo and Ben Affleck getting back together.

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Mariah Carey Got Her First Dose Of The Vaccine And Made It Into An Iconic Moment

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Mariah Carey Got Her First Dose Of The Vaccine And Made It Into An Iconic Moment

Vaccines are rolling out across the country. People are getting their shots so life can finally start getting back to normal after a year of quarantining and social distancing. Mariah Carey let her fans join on her first shot and it became iconic.

Mariah Carey got her first shot of the vaccine and hit that whistle note.

More and more Americans are finally getting vaccinated to get the world back to normal. More than 160 million vaccines have been given in the U.S. and people are starting to see the results. Life is slowly getting back to normal for families who haven’t seen each other in years.

The singer was “excited and nervous a little bit” about getting the vaccine. Her demeanor showed just how impactful it is for people to do their part to get us back to normal.

True to form, Carey was in her camera-ready pose when she was getting ready.

People receiving the vaccine are told to keep their arm relaxed but Carey clearly isn’t made for that. How do you just turn off your star charisma?

It’s important to keep your arm relaxed while you are getting your vaccination to save you from the pain. If your arm is tense or in an awkward position, it is more likely to move during the jab, which can be painful. Listen to your nurses.

Some people are very curious how someone so young got the vaccine.

President Joe Biden announced that all states must make vaccine eligibility open to all adults by April 19. Some states are allowing people as young as 16 to get vaccinated. This is an accelerated deadline from the previously called for May 1. President Biden has worked hard to push the vaccination rate up and he has delivered on his promises for various vaccination deadlines.

People want to know if the vocal skills are a side effect of the vaccine.

There are a lot of conspiracy theories circulating about the vaccine. Some people believe that Bill Gates is microchipping them using the vaccine. It is a conspiracy that persists despite people definitively debunking the theory.

Congratulations, Mariah!

The world is eager to get back to normal and the vaccination rollout across the world is going to get us there. The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention is slowly releasing new guidelines about what fully vaccinated people are able to do.

For example, it is safe for fully vaccinated people to gather in small groups indoors without masks and social distancing. Fully vaccinated people can also fly on airplanes without much risk because of the effectiveness of the vaccine.

READ: This Is How Cuba Is Developing Its Own COVID Vaccine When It Can Barely Get Daily Necessities To The Island

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