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Salma Hayek Explains Why Women Like Her Can’t Run When They’re Naked

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Massages are great, right? Get those kinks all worked out at the hands of a professional. Unfortunately for Salma Hayek, some masseuses like to work out their kinks when they’re giving massages. Hayek recently sat down with Chelsea Handler to talk about the time she received a massage from an Austrian man in her hotel room. Did I forget to mention he was naked? Well, he was, and for Hayek that was a definite problem, especially considering that he had questionable grooming habits.

Handler said she would have run away if she were in that situation, but Hayek made the point that she couldn’t run because she was mostly naked and when women like her run, “it’s very visual. There’s a lot going on” while alluding to her ample, well, chest. Things worked out for the best, however, and Hayek was able to turn lemons into lemonade. Check out the clip for the full, hilarious story.

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This Woman's Tweet About Cleaning Trump's Star Out Of Respect Inspired Some Great Twitter Meme Gold

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This Woman’s Tweet About Cleaning Trump’s Star Out Of Respect Inspired Some Great Twitter Meme Gold

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MaKenna Greenwald recently caused a buzz on social media when she posted photos of herself cleaning up President Trump’s perpetually defaced star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. In her caption, the 20-year-old student from the University of Wyoming used #RaisedRight to show her respect for President Trump. Twitter users did what Twitter users do and started their own meme war centered around #RaisedRight. Here’s what went down.

A University of Wyoming student took time during her Los Angeles visit to clean up President Trump’s Hollywood Walk of Fame star.

“Stopped to clean @realDonaldTrump Hollywood Star,” Greenwald wrote in her tweet. “Nothing but respect for MY president. #RaisedRight.”

Donald Trump’s Hollywood Walk of Fame star has been defaced several times since he announced he would run for president. While Greenwald cleaned it up, it is probably only a matter of time until it gets defaced again.

Of course, people just had to get on the #RaisedRight bandwagon, showing their respect to those they consider their president, like Britney Spears.

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And the other ’90s pop music diva, Christina Aguilera.

#ICONIC

Even President Josiah Bartlet got a little attention during the #RaisedRight phenomenon.

President Josiah Bartlet, for those who don’t know, was the name of Martin Sheen’s president character on “The West Wing.”

Of course, Mr. Worldwide got a shout out.

https://twitter.com/MaddyBurke_/status/881988912561836032

#DONE

Things did get a little awkward at JLo’s star, but it was all in good fun.

That sound you hear is the sound of mamis and abuelitas everywhere screaming in distress at this image. Imagine trying to do this in front of your abuelita.

Then, it spread to include videos of presidential hopefuls like Cardi B.

https://twitter.com/MercedesKills/status/882483548875177984

“If I was elected president of the United States, I would allow food stamps to get McDonald’s,” Cardi B says in the video. “Because that is so annoying that you can only buy food from the store and seafood with food stamps.”


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