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Proof That Las Noticias Are Scarier To Latina Moms More Than Anything Else

No matter how many horror films you have your mom watch, not a single monster or ghost will scare her because she knows it’s all fiction. But as soon as you turn on the television and flip to any noticias channel, she freaks the f*ck out. So if you’re looking to spook your mom or abuela this fall, just show them these clips:

Here’s a news clip that warns parents of the immense danger of Halloween candy.

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This news channel brought in a nutrition expert, Jaime García, to speak on the danger of Halloween candy consumption. He warns everyone that this candy is destroying the teeth of children and can even cause them to throw up. But is this something we didn’t already know? No. Still, this dramatization will get your mom to freak.

Another Halloween related news clip, is this segment that warns people of the horrific effects of contact lenses, like the ones most people wear on Halloween.

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Dr. Jaime Ramos, says the horror associated with contact lenses can last beyond Halloween night. Since these Halloween lenses are not prescribed by a doctor, people who wear them are at risk of cutting their eyes, getting an infection or even worse, completely losing their eyesight. So make sure to *watch out* for these dangerous contact lenses everyone.

To spook your mom even more, here’s a noticias segment that warns you of ‘the plague of clowns.’

CREDIT: UNIVISION NOTICIAS / YOUTUBE

This news anchor warns you about clowns who were mysteriously appearing across the United States in 2016 and were standing in the middle of streets, blowing up balloons. IT, is that you?

Even if your mom doesn’t believe in monsters like ‘the grudge’ or ‘Freddy Krueger,’ she’ll immediately believe in this ghost who was shown on Primer Impacto.

CREDIT: UNIVISION NOTICIAS / YOUTUBE

This is ‘the ghost of terror’ who was captured walking in the streets of Colombia in the middle of the night. This woman ghost with black hair, and a long dress is said to have made everyone in the neighborhood panic. “Estába en shock imediatamente,” said a man who was interviewed.

Another Primer Impacto ghost that will give your mom shivers, is this one referred to as “El Fantasma Violador.”

CREDIT: PRIMER IMPACTO / YOUTUBE

This ghost comes from a haunted house in Perú, who was terrorizing a family in the middle of the night. The wife who lived at the house claims to have felt something cold in the middle of the night and the youngest daughter claims to have felt a warm hand grab her in the middle of the night. They had an Espiritista sent to the house, who said she felt two energies: the presence of a ghost who hasn’t moved on, and the presence of a demon who means harm.

The third ghost introduced by “Primer Impacto” that will give your mom nightmares, is this nurse ghost:

CREDIT: PRIMER IMPACTO / YOUTUBE

This nurse ghost is said to have been walking the hallways of a hospital in Venezuela. They call her “la niña pura” and died over 40 years ago. People say she died of sadness and pain from losing so many of her patients to death.

Even more dangerous than these ghosts, is…THE FIDGET SPINNER.

CREDIT: TELENUEVE / YOUTUBE

On this news segment, they warn their audience about “los peligros del spinner.” The news anchor talks about how poorly designed some of these fidget spinners are, which can lead to children breaking them apart and swallowing parts of it.

Another kids toy that Telemundo Noticias warns your mom about, are these toys that connect to the internet.

CREDIT: NOTICIAS TELEMUNDO

In this news segment, they warn you about the risk of having toys that connect to the internet. Any toys that have built-in microphones, cameras or voice recognizers can expose the location of your child and put them in danger.

As for older adolescents, it’s “Pokemon Go” that could be life-threatening.

CREDIT: AL ROJO VIVO / YOUTUBE

Telemundo noticias warns you about the addiction of “Pokemon Go” and how it’s leading teenagers to fall and injure themselves because they’re too distracted playing on their phones. They even show you images of blood hands and swollen ankles as proof of this danger.

Also related to technology, is this news segment on the risk of text messaging. 

CREDIT: UN NUEVO DÍA / YOUTUBE

In this segment they report that girls in high school especially, can suffer from an addiction to texting. It can lead to compulsive behavior and will get in the way of their learning in class.

But just in case all of these noticias don’t freak out your mom enough, here’s one last segment about the danger of diet sodas.

CREDIT: NOTICIAS TELEMUNDO / YOUTUBE

So next time your mom sees you drinking some diet soda, chances are she’ll immediately slap it out of your hands.


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