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Will Chicharito Still Be Your Man Crush After You See This?

Mexico’s national soccer team is currently preparing for two 2018 World Cup qualifying matches and as usual, several players who are playing professionally in Europe are using the time to catch up with their teammates and friends. Earlier this week, Miguel Layun, who plays club ball in Portugal, spent some time with good friend Javier “Chicharito” Hernandez, who plays in Germany. He posted a photo of himself with a still-very-bald Chicharito, who still looks a lil weird with no hair, tbh.

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CREDIT: Original Image via miguel_layun / Instagram

That’s why we decided to see what Chicharito would look like with other iconic soccer hairstyles. Maybe it’ll inspire a new ‘do once his hair starts growing back.

He could take a page from fellow Mexico star Guillermo “Memo” Ochoa’s playbook:

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CREDIT: Original Image via miguel_layun / Instagram

Or why not this signature look from former Real Madrid teammate Cristiano Ronaldo?

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CREDIT: Original Image via miguel_layun / Instagram

Wrong Ronaldo? How about this peculiar style worn by El Fenómeno at the 2002 World Cup?

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CREDIT: Original Image via miguel_layun / Instagram

If he’s not feeling either Ronaldo, there’s always Ronaldinho.

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CREDIT: Original Image via miguel_layun / Instagram

Or he could pull a Messi, who changed up his style and went platinum blonde earlier this year.

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CREDIT: Original Image via miguel_layun / Instagram

He could also bring back this retro look, made famous by Colombia’s  Carlos “El Pibe” Valderrama.

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CREDIT: Original Image via miguel_layun / Instagram

Nice ‘stache!

Or maybe he could steal a little mojo from Chile’s Alexis Vidal, who sports this sharp mohawk.

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CREDIT: Original Image via miguel_layun / Instagram

You know, Chicharito did play for Manchester United, so why not try this classic David Beckham ‘do?

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CREDIT: Original Image via miguel_layun / Instagram

If he wants to emulate a different Manchester United legend, he could go with this epic comb-over that Bobby Charlton tried to pull off.

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CREDIT: Original Image via miguel_layun / Instagram

You know, Italian footballers are pretty well-known for being well coiffed…

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CREDIT: Original Image via miguel_layun / Instagram

But if spikes aren’t Chicharito’s thing, he could get wavy with this Andrea Pirlo-inspired style.

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CREDIT: Original Image via miguel_layun / Instagram

The beard helps put it all together.

He could do something blasphemous: grow a large mane and goatee like U.S.A. legend Alexi Lalas.

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CREDIT: Original Image via miguel_layun / Instagram

Or if he’s just gonna stick with that bald look, he could grow a beard like Mexico rival Tim Howard.

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CREDIT: Original Image via miguel_layun / Instagram

And if none of that seems appealing, he could do a whole “twinsies” thing with Miguel Layun.

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CREDIT: Original Image via miguel_layun / Instagram

No se… piensalo.

Watch Chicharito Explain Why He Completely Buzzed His Head

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You know that one friend we all have that annoyed you to the point that you shot them in the face?

Oh, no? You don’t? Well, of course you don’t, because you’re not Aaron Hernandez, former New England Patriots player who allegedly shot his (dique) friend in the face. Hernandez, who is serving a life sentence for murder, is currently on trial for the 2012 murder of two other men — Daniel Jorge Correia de Abreu, 29, and Safiro Furtado, 28 — who Hernandez allegedly killed after a nightclub dispute.

This week, Hernandez’s former friend, Alexander Bradley, who is currently serving time for a different shooting, gave testimony of the time he says he saw Hernandez shoot five bullets into a car.

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He also gave testimony of the time Hernandez shot him in the face and left him for dead.

I’ve had drama with friends before, but coño, this friendship takes it to another level.

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Based on his testimony, Alexander, who is currently on his fourth day of testifying, and is under the protection of immunity for accessary to Hernandez’s alleged murder, the entire drama happened because someone at a night club accidentally spilled a drink on Hernandez. According to Alexander, the incident prompted Hernandez to follow the drink-spillers in a car and shoot them to death. To cover it up, Hernandez allegedly shot Bradley in the face in Florida and left him for dead.

If this isn’t some novela-ass-shit, I don’t know what is.

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