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Here Are 11 Hilarious Lies That Your Mom Always Tells You, Yet She Swears She Never Lies

No matter how much your mom emphasizes that being dishonest and lying to people is wrong- truth is, she also lies (quite often without even realizing it). And here are just a few of your moms’ famous lies that never get old:

If there’s one thing your mom looooves to lie about, it’s the time of day, especially when she wakes you up early AF in the morning…

… which is why it’s almost impossible to sleep in during the weekends.

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And if you get mad at her for lying to you, she’ll quickly respond with yet ANOTHER lie:

“Keep making that face y se te va quedar asi la cara por siempre.” 

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No, your face will not stay like that for the rest of your life.


In an effort to make things better, your mom will lie to you AGAIN and say:

 “Ven mija, I just want to talk.”


And she’ll say it in such a calm voice just to fool you.

And if she senses that you’re hiding something from her, she’ll trick you into spilling the beans by telling you:

“Just tell me the truth, I won’t get mad, I promise.”

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LIES!! You know damn well she’ll get mad and will end up getting you in huuuge trouble.


Basically, the more your mom says she’s NOT going to do something, the more likely she WILL… so be careful.


It’s a TRAP! Don’t fall for it!!

And just to make you feel a little worse, she’ll then tell you:

“I neverrrrrr used to talk back and give my parents attitude.”


But truth is, she used to have more attitude with her parents than yourself.

Even on her good days, your mom will STILL lie to you and say:

“Un día alguien te va querer igual or más que yo te quiero.” 


…yet you’re still single AF. ?

So if you’re single and your mom calls you “handsome” or “chulo” ten times a day, then you KNOW she’s lying.


But at least she’s trying to boost your confidence.

When asking for permission to go out with friends, if your moms says “I’ll think about it,” chances are she’s lying.

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Nope, she’s not going to think about it. She already thought about it and guess what her answer is…NO.

So if you’re not out with your friends, you’ll end up getting dragged to hang out with your mom and her comadres. And if you ask her, “What time are we leaving?” she’ll hit you with this little lie:

“Ya nos vamos a ir.”


But TRUTH is: *5 hours pass and you’re still there*

And of course, the same lie applies when she goes shopping and tells you:

“I’ll be quick, I just need to buy one thing from the store.”

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…but then she comes out of the store 7 hours later with a bunch of bags in her hand. Lies I tell you.

But it’s not like your mom lies to you on purpose just to hurt your feelings — that’s just how she is, and you wouldn’t change anything about her.?

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Yeah, she might sprinkle a few lies here and there, but who doesn’t?


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The ‘How It Started’ Memes Are Filled With The Funny And Wholesome Content We All Need In 2020

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The ‘How It Started’ Memes Are Filled With The Funny And Wholesome Content We All Need In 2020

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It is not a lie to say that 2020 has been a year of disappointment and high-stress scenarios. We’ve had to quarantine from a virus, wildfires are destroying a lot of land, and well, everything else going on has just made things worse. Fortunately, on Twitter trend is giving everyone a chance to see that things can get better.

Let’s face it, 2020 has been a tough year for everyone but one Twitter trend is making life a little better.

We’ve all seen the “How It Started” memes taking over social media in recent weeks. The memes are both funny and inspirational with some showing some amazing glow ups and others showing the crushing reality of everyday life. We have all felt like the man crying over 2020 at some point over the last 7 months. It’s like this year just doesn’t stop.

Relationships are a big part of this meme trend.

Oof. This is painful and so many of us know this to be true. 😭 Sure, we can all blame our relationship woes on the current state of the world. However, that would just be doing a disservice to ourselves and our love lives. Most of us who are single now have been single for a very long time pre-Covid. But, hey, no one knows that you’re lying if you blame Covid.

A few wonderful people highlighted their transition into their true selves.

Stunning. Show-stopping. Magnificent. We love to see it. There is nothing better to see in this world than someone living their authentic truth. Like, go and do your thing. Slay all of the hearts you see, honey, and take no prisoners. We are all better in their world to be surrounded by people living in complete honesty.

The Lil Nas X joined in on the fun and highlighted his own meteoric rise to fame.

The “Old Town Road” singer really did make a big name for himself. Not only did his song get made into a duet and remix with every artist imaginable, he beat Mariah Carey’s record. Lil Nas X went from someone that no one knew to unseating Mariah Carey for longest time spent at No. 1 on the Billboard Charts.

There are some very clever takes on this meme.

So, like, who else feels like they are being personally attacked by this meme? College might have been years ago but these memories linger. Tequila is just one of those things that so many of use have to learn the hard way and those lessons stick with you.

Simone Biles gave us one of the most memorable glow ups of the meme challenge.

Simone Biles is one of the most legendary women to ever walk this planet. The way she was able to make herself known around the world as the best gymnast is no short feat. She is and will always be one of the best women to represent the U.S. in the Olympics.

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Christina Aguilera Lip Synching ‘Lady Marmalade’ To A TikTok Meme Is A Summer Treat

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Christina Aguilera Lip Synching ‘Lady Marmalade’ To A TikTok Meme Is A Summer Treat

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In 2001, Christina Aguilera was a pop princess on the rise.

She further solidified herself in the world of music that year when she joined forces with the powerful voices of Mýa, Pink, and rappers Lil’ Kim and Missy Elliot for a recorded version of “Lady Marmalade.” The track, which had been created for the Moulin Rouge soundtrack, became an instant smash and classic. At the time of its release, the song was a number-one hit on the Billboard Hot 100 for 5 weeks.

Let us not forget that the song also taught an entire generation the infamous French words “Voulez-vous coucher avec moi (ce soir)?”

Now nearly twenty years after its release, Aguilera is reminding us of her musical chops and the beloved song.

In a video posted to her Instagram page, the Burlesque actress mimed along to a recent version of the song performed by TikTok sensation Lili Hayes. Hayes, who is 72, blew up on Instagram and TikTok a few years ago for her musical posts and attitude. She can often be seen on her pages singing or sporting hats and has gained fame for her sense of humor. She’s been featured in blog posts and major outlets like Vogue.

Her bio reads ‘Over everything. Always a little p****d.’ 

Christina’s parody of Hayes’s hilarious TikTok sent her 6.8 million followers into an internet craze.

Fans labeled the singer a ‘goddess’ for singing the song while dancing in her swimming pool with a glass of wine and an oversized black straw hat. In the video, Aguilera can be seen showing off her playful side while whipping her hair around.

“I feel like I’ve never sounded so goooooood! Yas honey @lili_hayes ! 😂🔥 #RealLadyMarmalade #LadyMarmaladeRemix #tiktok,” she wrote in a caption of the hilarious clip.

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