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Here Are 11 Hilarious Lies That Your Mom Always Tells You, Yet She Swears She Never Lies

By March 30, 2017 at 11:52 am

No matter how much your mom emphasizes that being dishonest and lying to people is wrong- truth is, she also lies (quite often without even realizing it). And here are just a few of your moms’ famous lies that never get old:

If there’s one thing your mom looooves to lie about, it’s the time of day, especially when she wakes you up early AF in the morning…

… which is why it’s almost impossible to sleep in during the weekends.

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And if you get mad at her for lying to you, she’ll quickly respond with yet ANOTHER lie:

“Keep making that face y se te va quedar asi la cara por siempre.” 

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No, your face will not stay like that for the rest of your life.


In an effort to make things better, your mom will lie to you AGAIN and say:

 “Ven mija, I just want to talk.”


And she’ll say it in such a calm voice just to fool you.

And if she senses that you’re hiding something from her, she’ll trick you into spilling the beans by telling you:

“Just tell me the truth, I won’t get mad, I promise.”

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LIES!! You know damn well she’ll get mad and will end up getting you in huuuge trouble.


Basically, the more your mom says she’s NOT going to do something, the more likely she WILL… so be careful.


It’s a TRAP! Don’t fall for it!!

And just to make you feel a little worse, she’ll then tell you:

“I neverrrrrr used to talk back and give my parents attitude.”


But truth is, she used to have more attitude with her parents than yourself.

Even on her good days, your mom will STILL lie to you and say:

“Un día alguien te va querer igual or más que yo te quiero.” 


…yet you’re still single AF. ?

So if you’re single and your mom calls you “handsome” or “chulo” ten times a day, then you KNOW she’s lying.


But at least she’s trying to boost your confidence.

When asking for permission to go out with friends, if your moms says “I’ll think about it,” chances are she’s lying.

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Nope, she’s not going to think about it. She already thought about it and guess what her answer is…NO.

So if you’re not out with your friends, you’ll end up getting dragged to hang out with your mom and her comadres. And if you ask her, “What time are we leaving?” she’ll hit you with this little lie:

“Ya nos vamos a ir.”


But TRUTH is: *5 hours pass and you’re still there*

And of course, the same lie applies when she goes shopping and tells you:

“I’ll be quick, I just need to buy one thing from the store.”

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…but then she comes out of the store 7 hours later with a bunch of bags in her hand. Lies I tell you.

But it’s not like your mom lies to you on purpose just to hurt your feelings — that’s just how she is, and you wouldn’t change anything about her.?

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Yeah, she might sprinkle a few lies here and there, but who doesn’t?


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