Adulting is Difícil, So Here’s How Someone Managed to Make it Better
If you know anything about me, then you know I’m super close to my mom. You could for sure call me a Giant Junior, and honestly? I’m proud of it, so haters to the left please. What is a Giant Junior you ask? It’s that sweet spot of when you’re pretty much an adult, but still haven’t forgotten what growing up was like.
I wanted to show how much of a Giant Junior I am, so I decided to give a tour of my room. What could be better than my parents, a Wendy’s Giant Junior Bacon Cheeseburger, and chilling in my favorite place in the world?
“Nothing” is the correct answer. There’s nothing better.
This is where my mom and I go over the videos we make. You can see that I’m clearly more invested in the cheeseburger than the actual laptop screen. Sounds pretty accurate, to be honest.
Sometimes we let my dad into our inner circle. Since he’s cool, he can hang.
Candid pic of me being a boss. The expression on my dad’s face is how he looks most of the time when he’s around my mom and me.
This is where I stare at the goddess that is Selena Quintanilla. You guys don’t also do this? I highly recommend it. I hear it makes you look younger.
Clearly there is a theme to my bedroom; famous Mexican stars. Obviously my girl Dolores del Rio has to make an appearance.
Oh, y’all don’t still have CDs even though it’s 2017 and pretty soon we’ll be able to just play music through a chip in our brains? Cool, cool. But seriously, I love my CD collection.
If you’ve got a CD and tape collection as amazing as mine, you know you need a dope, old school stereo to play them!
Would I be a true Giant Junior if I didn’t still have stuffed animals on my bed? Ain’t no shame in the stuffed animal game!
I am not good at this game. Repeat: I am not good at this game.
You can tell my mom is telling me to do something because of the furrowed brow. This is the face she gets when I know she means business.
Maybe my favorite part of my bedroom. It has definitely scared people on a few occasions, when they didn’t expect to see it walking in. Whoops!
Yeah, this is pretty much how we always end up looking when we’re editing a video. This is my happy place. My mom, a hamburger, and making videos.
If any of this sounds like you, you’re probably a Giant Junior too. Visit a participating Wendy’s to enjoy a Giant Jr. Bacon Cheeseburger with double the beef, bacon and cheese, plus 4-piece nuggets, small fries and drink. Only $5 at participating locations for a limited time.
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