You Couldn’t Go to a Family Party Without Hearing All This Sh*t From Mom
Why did she put us through this every time?
¿Ya saludaste?
Yes. But do you expect me to say hi to all 7797 people here?
Y se saluda de beso.
There’s no way I’m kissing my creepy tío.
Ve juega con tus primas… Platícales.
I literally only like like two of them, so… no.
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No seas ranchera.
Ugh, you say that every time.
Siéntate a comer con tus primas.
Really? Do we have to go over this again?
Cuidado con hacerme esas caras ?.
I wasn’t even making faces!
Estate donde te pueda ver.
Wtf?! Where do you think I’m going to go?
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Dile a tu tía cuánto te gustó la comida.
Didn’t you teach me not to lie??
Pídele un pedazo de pastel para llevar a la casa.
So embarrassing!
Ándale ve y baila.
I think I’ll go talk to my primas now. Dancing quebraditas with my tíos is literally the most awkward thing ever.
No estés chingando que te quieres ir temprano.
Quit trying to force me to be with my primas!
Di que tienes que hacer tarea para irnos.
More lies.
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Dad: Dile a tu mamá que ya nos vamos.
Here we go… ?.
Dile a tu papá que traiga el carro.
Do I have “messenger” written on my forehead?
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