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The 7 Latinos You Need To Go Fishing With And Why

07/14/17
Presented By Vamos A Pescar

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Being on the water, the airecito brushing back your hair – making you look like some maldito shampoo model.

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You feel the tug on your fishing rod. That’s nature calling, baby. Answer the call. Reel that fish in and enjoy the glory of the moment. THIS. IS. LIFE.

Fishing is beautiful. And SOOO CHILL. All that quiet beauty and your sexy hair blowing. It’s clear why you should go. But it’s too perfect to keep all to yourself. So here’s a list of people who’ll make your fishing trip even more lit.

1. TÍA CONCHA

Tía Concha don’t play. Her chancla-throw strikes fear in the heart of every fish in the lake. When Tía lifts her chancla in the boat, “¡AGUAS, GUEY!”

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2. YOUR LITTLE PRIMO CARLOS

Get this little dude off his game or he’s going to fry his eyeballs before he makes it to his first holy communion.

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3. EL JEFE

I know what you’re thinking. “OH HELL NAH!” But bonding with the boss can be beneficial. When your boss gets promoted, who do you think they’ll have in mind to replace them?

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4. ABUELO

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Do it for the abuelo meme. But maybe actually do it for your abuelo too. This person has so many stories to tell. So much wisdom. Don’t miss this chance to make them feel they matter to you

5. LA VECINA

Your house parties be like…

…which is why (DEEP BREATH) you need to invite your chismosa vecina to go fishing with you. Look, she’s always gonna call the poli on you. Your party is going to get SHUT DOWN at 9:30pm every time. End this now. A fishing trip can squash the beef.

6. YOUR CHILDHOOD BEST FRIEND

You haven’t seen this person since pogs happened…

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REMEMBER POGS! Dude, that was a long time ago, which means you really need to catch up. Share the open lake with your friend. Here’s some conversation starters while you cast your lines:

  • In all this time that I haven’t seen you, have you tried any really good flan?
  • From beginning to end, what happened with your most intense relationship?
  • If you could fly, what would you do with your clothing so it doesn’t like rip off in mid-air while you’re blasting through the clouds?

7. YOUR CRUSH

Who wouldn’t want to make out on a boat with someone who took them fishing on their first date? You’ve got a lake. A relaxing boat rocking slowly. Your eyes. Their eyes. No one can resist the fiery passion that’ll consume you both. Pretty soon, this will be you:

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Whoever you take fishing, just know it will be unforgettable. You don’t need to make the lake or the view or even the boat…nature and a boat-maker already took care of that. You just need to be there. Tell us how it goes in the comments.

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